Being poor is for chumps. It just doesn't suit me. I can't afford beer, an X-box, or any of the essentials life dictates. My life style is being cramped.
I have been working on schemes to generate a bit of income for little or no exertion on my part.
A: Sell some shit on ebay. Stupid people spend vast sums of money on tacky trinkets....
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I have been working on schemes to generate a bit of income for little or no exertion on my part.
A: Sell some shit on ebay. Stupid people spend vast sums of money on tacky trinkets....
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fancier:
YES THE BUNNY HAS EYES! He is taking a fucking nap, because being THAT cute is hard work.
Get that man with the question mark suit out of my journal!
Get that man with the question mark suit out of my journal!
lemonkid:
Yeah it was pretty party-tastic.
If I ever buy a shotgun I will name it John Paul.
I received a bad ass super sharp kitchen knife for Christmas last December and was compelled to christen it 'Uncle Grandpa'. Best knife I've ever used. Thanks whoever got it for me.
While we are on the subject of labeling, I have already decided to name my next dog (whatever breed that might...
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I received a bad ass super sharp kitchen knife for Christmas last December and was compelled to christen it 'Uncle Grandpa'. Best knife I've ever used. Thanks whoever got it for me.
While we are on the subject of labeling, I have already decided to name my next dog (whatever breed that might...
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datsun:
thanks. 
infinitelykaty:
You wanted to know who the chick was.
The chick is me.
I like your website. I was going to do something similar. I won't be eligible for the presidency until 2020, so I've already got a built in cheesy campaign slogan about my vision for America.
How can I not run when that is the case.
The chick is me.
I like your website. I was going to do something similar. I won't be eligible for the presidency until 2020, so I've already got a built in cheesy campaign slogan about my vision for America.
How can I not run when that is the case.
I look around and I see that everything has changed. Did I change while everyone else stayed the same or am I the static element fighting to hold on to the past?
Maybe everything is different.
Maybe everything is different.
moralitydies:
it looks like you are doing well.
Lucero is one of my new favorite bands. Very honest southern country rock.
Lucero is one of my new favorite bands. Very honest southern country rock.
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tonia:
shit that was supposed to go in fanciers journal, sorry..something funny happened!
micajah:
Awwwwwwwwwww
Bloody bloody hell.
Ida finally starts touring again after something like 4 or 5 years, and they cancel the Houston show. That was last March and I'm still upset about this.
The wound was reopened because a close friend of mine has recently decided to move to New York where Ida claims residence and plays regular shows.
Lucky bitch will see them live before me.
Ida finally starts touring again after something like 4 or 5 years, and they cancel the Houston show. That was last March and I'm still upset about this.
The wound was reopened because a close friend of mine has recently decided to move to New York where Ida claims residence and plays regular shows.
Lucky bitch will see them live before me.
maibey:
Dude, don't call her a bitch! 
micajah:
I'll call her a bitch with you.
Right now, out there, somewhere in the world is a man with a very small penis. This poor pathetic little man has such a disturbingly small penis his testosterone imbalance refines a pure form of envy that fuels a rage inside him he must take out on anyone that has a larger penis than him...which is everyone. Sometime in the last few days this sad...
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lordmuppet:
that sucks. Im sorry for you. 
micajah:
Small penis usually means little balls. Hence no goods. 
Has anyone else ever noticed the irony in someone saying, "You are so selfish. You never consider my feelings"? By its very nature it is selfish and hypocritical.
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menotyou:
Hmm...yea. Datsun is right. It's still selfish but not necessarily hypocritical.
...or unjust.
[Edited on Jun 09, 2005 10:52AM]
...or unjust.
[Edited on Jun 09, 2005 10:52AM]
maibey:
Now don't go thinking that you're special
Just because you are...
Cause I always over think it
And I always go too far.
Just because you are...
Cause I always over think it
And I always go too far.
I got toasted last night. My hang over is so apparent three people have commented I look like, "Death warmed over". What the hell does that mean anyway? Who warms a dead person up? Dirty people perhaps?
I'm going to head some of you off at the pass here and explain I really do understand that "death warmed over", is a euphemism for, "You look...
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I'm going to head some of you off at the pass here and explain I really do understand that "death warmed over", is a euphemism for, "You look...
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maibey:
Did you at least get laid?
maibey:
what, did you call a hooker or something? I know, one of those dirty talk phone lines, huh? either way, sounds like this girl was a dirty nasty whore--not someone you'd bring home to your momma (so they can talk about gilmore girls)
this is the worst reply i have ever written
this is the worst reply i have ever written
It's possible that was the longest I have ever gone without updating. Wow.
Ok...I have a very serious question to pose for everyone. How is it possible for someone that doesn't live in my apartment to leave their shoes behind? Seriously. For months now my roommate and I have both been assuming the shoes belonged to the other. I find it hard to comprehend how...
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Ok...I have a very serious question to pose for everyone. How is it possible for someone that doesn't live in my apartment to leave their shoes behind? Seriously. For months now my roommate and I have both been assuming the shoes belonged to the other. I find it hard to comprehend how...
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maibey:
weak man...weak
micajah:
Thems is mine shoes'
It will be awesome when someone lays down on your couch and you can tell yourself that their face is mixing with your naked ball sweat.
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It will be awesome when someone lays down on your couch and you can tell yourself that their face is mixing with your naked ball sweat.
[Edited on Jun 01, 2005 9:38AM]
One of my friends recently saw a panhandler with a sign that said, "Parents killed by Ninjas. Need money for kung-fu." That was the first time in my life I ever had bum envy.
If I tell you I am going to lie to you before I do, does it still count as lying? You would know it is a lie so at least a...
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If I tell you I am going to lie to you before I do, does it still count as lying? You would know it is a lie so at least a...
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micajah:
Let's design a community where all our friends live on the same block. We'll have a huge Recreation building in the center where we have partys, barbq's, and shows(of all kinds).
maibey:
Dude, why would you do that in the first place?
Umm, can my friends go too? We'll behave.
Umm, can my friends go too? We'll behave.
My new theory on Men and Women.
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Have you ever HAD sugar and spice? Mix some garlic and brown sugar, the result will be a little vomit in your mouth. Seriously...try it. For that matter what the fuck is a "snip"? If it's a...
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Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Have you ever HAD sugar and spice? Mix some garlic and brown sugar, the result will be a little vomit in your mouth. Seriously...try it. For that matter what the fuck is a "snip"? If it's a...
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rockadiva:
garlic and brown sugar didn't make me throw up in my mouth...
however, did. 
How was prom?
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maibey:
Douche tongue...I think you've stumbled across a new petname!
Then, this further cleaned up image (overlapping a day and night shot of the same location) was provided by the kind folks at The Atlantic Paranormal Society.
*phew*