menotyou

tell me you anally masterbate, oh PLEASE tell me you anally love yourself with something bigger than a vienna sausage!!!!

questionaire for the narcissistic:

1) if you had an identical twin would you ... ahem ... you know. Apparently some very sizable portion of identical twins do and consider it a form of masturbation. And yes maybe I do need to check my statistics but it sounds interesting doesnt it.

2) If you weren't you at which age (up till now) would you have most wanted to sleep with you

In other news:

how much did the domain cost?

I won't be on sg for a few weeks while my computer gets fixed. Might try and get on on another but not sure how doable this will be as I'm broke.

the owner is out shopping for a new canary. He's thinking of calling it Rover or Prince

I shall be looking into as of now!

yeah, I went gray for a bit, missed my last cc payment, so my SG got cut off....no, I haven't spoken to Betty, hope she is well, dunno where she works and her phone is shut off and she moved....like I said though, her dating Mike=Me and her not being friends anymore....Fiesta and I have a mutual hatred for eachother....I do believe she is gonna pop soon though....

But have you actually heard it? It's quite entertaining, in a drawn out ramble sort of way.

This Link fuckin rules. Doll Porn!

was that in the All Your Base group? I seem to have seen it before....

Just reread the post and I think your probably right about the missing kids on the other hand

I guess I'm guilty too. Thanx alot John Daniels!

I'm hungry

[Edited on Jul 26, 2005 6:05PM]

I want me some kevlar!

You've been elbow deep in vagina lately, huh?

Like throwing a Hot dog down a hallway!

I recommend relocating to the Caymans where they ask less of those pesky 'questions.'

sigh, why don't we just go to the burlesque instead?

my heart hurts
i think i'll go eat some soup
i demand a fucking haiku
in my damn journal

love,

katrina

Dude, I've been drinking so much the past few weeks (it counts as an educational experience if you're doing it in Ireland, I think - I was practically obligated) that I don't get hungover any more. Which practically means, I've killed so many brain cells that I've just gone retarded. I'd worry about it, but thinking a lot gives me a headache.

Mmmmmm XaneX!

i always liked that word it makes me feel clever

time to start your own moonshine still. Also it sounds like you are paying the penalty for not having a 'back up' bottle policy.

Well, i cant drink any longer, the surgery made it impossible, or i can drink if i want to get sick.
and i get drunk really quickly. i had 4 sips of wine the other day and was drunk!!!!

you fart on the word cheque? I like to poo on the word BOSS, but thats a different story...