menotyou

I've learned a valuable lesson from my last post.
A. Haiku's aren't funny and
2. Neither is anything related to Hacking.

I have no idea why I thought an unholy blending of the two would merit any laughter. Silly little man.

T3h H4x0r H41ku
1 4m m4j0r l33t
1 h4d s3x s1x y34rs 4g0
1 4m h4x0r sw33t

For a translation of, The Hacker Haiku, proceed to this site.

CLITORIS!!

I really don't have much to say this week as my silence may evidence. Houston has been transformed into a refugee camp. It's kinda cool...maybe it'll shake things up a bit. Change is rarely bad...it's a lesson I seemed to have forgotten recently.

I had an interview with a recruiter this morning. It went really well and I have granted myself the delusion he might...
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I posted my resume on Monster this morning. My boss tried to screw me out of about five hours of overtime. Fuck this noise. I'm outtie!

Last night I got to poke a baby bird of which there are only 81 of its kind in existence.

We are taxed to make money.
We are taxed to spend money.
We are taxed on the car insurance they require us to pay.
We are taxed through the car registration they also require us to pay.
We are taxed through the stamps required to mail the insurance and registration taxes.
We are taxed if we don't drive within certain parameters.
We are taxed to...
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I need to get off my ass and pick up a pair of SG Burlesque tickets. Lazy lazy jay.

My A/C went out yesterday. Why would a company have an emergency line if they don't respond when you call in with an emergency? Losing your A/C in Houston during August is an emergency if I've ever seen one. I can't even tell you how hot...
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I need to start looking for a new job. I am really not looking forward to this. Selling my skills to strangers makes me feel like a dirty whore. The prostitution begins September first...that is the dead line I have set for myself.

First off let me just say that the last episode of Stargate at the end of season two is by far the biggest cop out I've ever forced myself to watch. It's a mother snapping season finale and the best they can come up with is a shitty clip show? For shame!

Ok...here is really what's on my mind. Cannibalism is when people eat people...
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This has been a tough week. I'm glad it is almost over.
This has been a tough month. Almost 2/3rds done.

I am a big dumb animal.

I feel pretty useless. I haven't been reading. I haven't been finding cool new bands. I haven't been seeing shows. I haven't been watching cool new movies that challenge me.
I have been watching a lot of TV...
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I drove to Kansas last Thursday. That's an eleven hour road trip each way baby! My ass is still a little achy but that might very well be from running backwards through all those corn fields. Ooohhhhhch.

Highlights include:
Inheriting the full Harvard Classics collection.
Almost playing with a chainsaw.
"Exploring" the cornfield.
Getting home.

SG Burlesque in Texas! CLICK ME!

Wow. Just. Wow.

Am I the last person alive to discover the SG Podcast with Bee and Missy?

Just....wow.