"There is no cold. Cold is only an illusion." At least, that's what you keep telling yourself when it's 7 degrees outside (-12C or thereabouts for non-americans) and you're bar-hopping.
I'd add more, but i need to be up for work in less than four hours.
Here's some semi-tasteless humor for us bemoaning Steelers fans out there. Enjoy
2004 Pittsburgh Steelers Schedule
September
12.........................Cornell High School
19.........................Cub Scout Troop #101
26.........................Pittsburgh Blind Academy
October
3.........................Spanish American War Vets
10.......................Crippled Children's Home
17.......................State Mental Hospital
24.......................BYE
31......................Girl Scout Troop #353
November
7.......................Pittsburgh Venereal Disease Clinic
14.....................Greater Pittsburgh Boys Choir
22.....................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
28.....................Pittsburgh Gay Boys Club
December
12.....................Pittsburgh Ballet Troupe
19.....................Homeless Shelter
**RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR**
1 - When playing polio patients, the Steelers must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Steelers must not hide the football under their jer seys.
3 - A touchdown ( this is when the ball is carried over the goal line,
for all of you Steeler,s fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.
4 - The Steelers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Steelers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any
time.
6 - The Steelers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Steelers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
***NAME CHANGE***
The Pittsburgh Steelers will be changed o the "Pittsburgh Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.
***COACHING CHANGES***
Monica Lewinsky will replace Bill Cower as head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones !!!!
I'd add more, but i need to be up for work in less than four hours.
Here's some semi-tasteless humor for us bemoaning Steelers fans out there. Enjoy
2004 Pittsburgh Steelers Schedule
September
12.........................Cornell High School
19.........................Cub Scout Troop #101
26.........................Pittsburgh Blind Academy
October
3.........................Spanish American War Vets
10.......................Crippled Children's Home
17.......................State Mental Hospital
24.......................BYE
31......................Girl Scout Troop #353
November
7.......................Pittsburgh Venereal Disease Clinic
14.....................Greater Pittsburgh Boys Choir
22.....................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
28.....................Pittsburgh Gay Boys Club
December
12.....................Pittsburgh Ballet Troupe
19.....................Homeless Shelter
**RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR**
1 - When playing polio patients, the Steelers must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Steelers must not hide the football under their jer seys.
3 - A touchdown ( this is when the ball is carried over the goal line,
for all of you Steeler,s fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.
4 - The Steelers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Steelers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any
time.
6 - The Steelers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Steelers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
***NAME CHANGE***
The Pittsburgh Steelers will be changed o the "Pittsburgh Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.
***COACHING CHANGES***
Monica Lewinsky will replace Bill Cower as head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones !!!!
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sixtyfootqueenie:
hahah it was soo funny because jerry springer was on that topic yesterday..and what he said at the end ifs true... regardless of what gender you choose to go out with.. you have to stick with them... and make that choice.. you cant use it as an excuse for infedelity.. because infidelity is infidelity...
clara:
I don't know what the Cleveland venue is like, but if I were as tall as you I'd have had little trouble seeing.
