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I'm waiting to hear from a man about a box full of free rubber bands. Someone please block craigslist access from my computer.

I done gone n dropped my sammitch on the carpet and it came all apart so it's uneatable frown. I'm still sad about it.

Mightve found people to take over the lease. Might've found an apartment (but I'm not holding my breath...
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xmoonpiex:
How many rubber bands are we talking about?

And without craigslist, how are your supposed to hook up with furries?
franklin:
I have no idea, but when I woke up I was greeted w/ a crusty version of Angelina Jolie's lips. I took a photo but I can't find the USB cable for my camera. I'm really hoping it wasn't the avocados; I love them so much.
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Beautiful, lazy Sunday consisting of swimming, petting zoos, delicious food (korean bbq, my own scrumptious pasta, cupcake, pie...), napping, and exceedingly nice company.

It made me very happy that some people posted haikus in my journal comments. More! More!

Work tomarrow.
I am learning a new language.

And your lips when we speak are the valleys and peaks of a mountain range on fire...
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stella_marie:
i keep forgetting to tell you, unless i did and forgot i did. i went last month to see the mountain goats at the knitting factory. they were absolutely amazing.

if i were a goat
i would chew on your sweater
till nothing is left
stella_marie:
that was funny. you had me laughing out loud. and i dont recall george bailey saying anything about the mountain goats.
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Hot dog, chips, and a soda for $3.
Can't beat that. Nope. Not with a stick.
It deserves a haiku:

Street food in downtown
Saves my wallet and tummy,
How I love it so.

I even got a bendy straw for my soda.

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max_traffic:
hehe. thanks for the bday heyro. So, never got your verdict on HITCHHIKER'S. Do throw your 2cents out.
pensquare:
I'm teh wiener!

Try to make them laugh
But groans I hear normally
I'll keep my day job
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Old Skool Addictions Come Back To Haunt Me of the Day:
-'copter game
-craiglist "missed connections"
-smarterchild

Music of the Day:
-wolf parade
-mouse parade
-spoon

Tentative Plans of the Month:
-sushi and Happiness
-father's day brunch
-Batman Begins!
-Lawrence of Arabia at the Arclight
-Raveonettes
-Mountain Goats!
-David Byrne and Arcade Fire at the 'Bowl
-......Batman Begins (again)

Things Margot Wants of the Day:...
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igordog:
a series of hyperlinks has led me here..... who knows where I could wind up next...
crim:
Thanks, I tend to think so as well. Fan of Rob Schrab are you?
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A real update about my life: 6 comments.
1 sentence about ducks and 1 ambiguous statement about music: 27 comment.
You people are fucking weird.
Thanks for the compliments on the new profile pic though smile.

On the way driving to work, I saw a truck for Culver City Meats. Their slogan? "YOU CANT BEAT OUR MEATS!"
I was laughing for a good couple of...
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cast:
Oh, Batman at the IMAX: I hadn't thought of that. shocked (We have one of them gigantick thingers up here too.)
fancier:
I'm already starting to pack. Can you wait a couple months? If not, I will move tomorrow.
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There will be no more talk of ducks.

My music can beat up your music.
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cast:
Fantastic profile pic!

Your music has never even heard of my music. wink
koleeta:
that new picture is precious.
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So I'm merrily on my way to work this morning, after wolfing down an orange, a mulitvitamin, and some juice (my alarm didnt go off), feeling mighty pleased with how healthy i was being.
About 5 minutes into my drive....I stopped feeling so healthy and began feeling more, well....unhealthy and sick.
Long story short: barfed all over the side of my car and the 10...
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shawndaddy:
Puking while driving? You are awesome tongue
lolablu:
There's nothing like a good barfing story. smile
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My mommy brought me a mind boggling amount of groceries. I literally had no food in my apartment; I havent been to the market in 3.5 months. We went to lunch, it was nice.
Saw a friend who's moving far away forever, hung out for a bit.
Saw a friend who I used to work with, hung out briefly.
My plans for tonight were canceled...
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shawndaddy:
Yah, listen to bean and come to Ferns. biggrin It would be fun to hang out with you again kiss

I'm drunk. But... just a lot.
jj_r0x0rz:
hmmm spaceland sounds like a good idea.
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Fuck the bank. Fuck finances.
In the now immortal words of eric allen: WHO'S DRINKIN'!?

And Friday was going so well before I had to go close my fucking account.
No Of Montreal tonight. That's a bummer.

I've listened to this Metric d 4 times now today, and DFA 1979 2 times.
And now I've read every comic up on Ctrl+Alt+Del-Online.

Sigh.

I wanna make...
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shawndaddy:
Hey woman... when we hanging out?
franklin:
HAHAHA have you seen it too? I had an incredibly awesome friend who lived his life as a vagabond. In his travels, he managed a copy of it, so we watched it, and it was strange.

But not as strange as that $200 million blowjob.
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So today, despite being still a lil bit coughy, i feel remarkabley better.
I think I found the perfect cough syrup cocktail:
Last night, after taking about a half hour to decide between Robitussin and Nyquil, I finally went with the 'tussin. After about 15 minutes, it seemed to not be doing much, so I took some nyquil, for the sleepy and for the pain...
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brighteye:
interesting cocktail. when I was about 9 I was sick and the medicine gave me some incredibly bizarro and vivid dreams. I actually dreamt I shot the Pope (R.I.P.), woke up, thought the dream was real, and locked myself in the upstairs bathroom fearing S.W.A.T. was outside my house and I was going to be taken down by a sniper. Ca-razy.

lolablu:
Yeah, it was a compliment. A creepy and weird one. Sorry 'bout that.
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this non-drowsy 'tussin has made me suspiciously drowsy. maybe its because part of my brain is being shut down. cough syrup is so fucked up.
i know im getting bronchitis again which fucking sucks, no more cigarettes for me ever. im drinking cup after cup of tea and sucking on cough drops, but i still sound like a man.
and not a very sexy man....
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stella_marie:
"but i still sound like a man.
and not a very sexy man.
a scary drag queen whose panties are too tight."


thats funny. i can see you at a bar, looking all sexy, and some guy comes up to you to talk, and then wonders how its possible for a man to look so good tongue
b57913:
I realize that booyakasha is an Ali G thing, but I thought at first it said boomshackalacka which is sooo much cooler.
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To whomever changed my SG name: fuck you. that really hurt my feelings.

Take it easy, love nothing.
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jeremy:
I don't even know what it was changed to, but if it upset you like this, they need to pay.
mk700c:
Aw darlin' ...

... I missed it - I hope it was at least witty.