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waking up at 6am when you don't have anything to do is absolutely pointless. the morning sucks in ohio. it's dark, it's cold, there's nothing on television. at least i have a ton of leftovers from christmas dinner.

i'm going back to bed.

i saw daddy fisting santa clause, underneath the mistletoe last night. the festivus feats of strength got way out of hand this year.

keep the festivus spirit alive.

strong like bull.

The Tale of Mr. Morton - Skee-Lo

Mr. Morton is the subject of my sentence, and what the predicate says he does
see Mr. Morton is the subject of my sentence, and what the predicate says he does
see Mr. Morton is the subject of my sentence, and what the predicate says he does
Mr. Morton walks, Mr. Morton talks, Mr. Morton reads, Mr. Morton...
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suppose that America suddenly lost fifty of her best physicists, chemists, physiologists, mathematicians, poets, painters, sculptors, musicians, writers; fifty of her best mechanical engineers, civil and military engineers, artillery experts, architects, doctors, surgeons, pharmacists; fifty of her best bankers, two hundred of her best businessmen, two hundred of her best farmers, fifty of her best ironmasters, arms manufacturers, miners; her fifty best masons, carpenters, and...
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my slack knows no bounds. remember kids, spreading the christmas cheer should have nothing to do with venereal diseases.

can't get to sleep. got stressed for no reason about my current situation. then started to do the retrospective thing, never a good idea. i have to get off of my ass though, been way too lazy the past few days.

just have to get through the holidays, keep my chin up and keep moving forward.

short entry, the bitchy bitchiness doesn't need typed out...

i have no problem being the guy that just posts links all week this week, because thanks to animal crossing: wild world (or ac:ww) i have no life.

the chronic-what-cles of narnia boyee

this just made my holiday season (or just today) a whole lot bettah:

scared of santa, from your friends at the chicago tribune

it's always amazing how much a steaming hot shower and a grilled cheese sandwich can improve a hangover. had a heck of a good time at tikki's last night, and i can remember most of it. hopefully my drunken ramblings weren't too laden with my usual level of bullshit.

time for the christmas week of slack to begin.

had a phone interview today... the guy didn't seem too interested, the job is a bit beneath my qualifications- but i had to explain to him that i'm looking for stuff under my qualifications. my credentials lead to careers, and i'm not looking for a career. i'm looking for a job, pay the bills, pay for my hobbies, pay for gas in the car... my...
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so i'm turning down my shot at a well-paying job working as a contractor for an unammed federal criminal justice agency. if i were greedy i'd call my decision insane, but i'm not greedy... and i know how i would react to dealing with the sort of things this job entails (think TPS reports, time-sensitive actions, sucking up to the brass, etc...)

and this job...
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i feel like i should make fun of myself.
i spent four hours paying off a house in animal crossing wild world this evening.
it's a nintendo ds game.
i do not feel like a man right now.
but i have no intention of stopping.
i've even started a substantial marine life collection at the museum/aquarium.
and i made an ohio state flag for my...
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