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mickey mouse went to his lawyer asking for a divorce from minney.

lawyer replied, 'you cant divorce minney cos shes crazy'!!.

to which mickey replied 'i dint say she was crazy. i said she was FUCKING GOOFY!!!!! eeek
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prockg:
*smacks Mandy's hand*

Hey, I'm not done with him yet! tongue
severus:
hey there and thank you for checking in, and yes please put up some old pictures. biggrin
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humpty dumpty sat on the bed,
little bo peep was giving him head.
as soon as he came she started to weep,
she knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep! tongue
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star_pariah:
I live in the Gabba - love this area - have lived here since I was teenage deliquent!

And my photos - most I've taken but there are a couple of me by some people I've met along the way... I just love photos - I get addicted to them.

I looked back at your kids - and I just had to tell you they looked so cute! And I would be happy to meet at the next mouthguard show - that would be really awesome!
minceir:
Was he a kiwi or victorian, and how did she know what sheep taste like biggrin
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damn i gave myself a realllllllllllllll deep paper cut on a DONUT box! fuck!! thatll teach me ... blush

joke time....


2 eggs boiling in a pan,
ones male, ones female.
the female egg says 'look i have a crack!'
male says 'no good telling me im not hard yet!'


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platypuz:
awww hon that journal made me cry & laugh kiss
brinny:
hey.... yeah i got the one about paintshop pro... i told you i would send it... i have to wait for my roomate to come home so he can put it on a cd... i dont know how to do all that fun stuff so he will have to help me... but yes i am sending it... wink
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sillyokio:
yea i've quilted before. my gerndma has been teaching me since i was little how to.
anyhow, yeah i could do the fish thing you had said, didn't really think about that.

i was kinda wanting to make a wall hanging type thing for my fishy themed bathroom.

just really really reallly don't wanna have to pay x amount of money for a pattern i'll only use once. surreal
brinny:
i dont think i got your e mail hun....?
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faye:
Thanks honey. I'm begining to accept the fact that she's not going to change either. And in so many ways I don't want to give up on her but honestly she makes so many bad decisions with her life. I never understand what she thinks or feels. Like...??? Ah, and it drives me insane. I just think that we're both better off without her.
cathedra:
so amazingly sweet of you for sharing that story with me. heart u deary! and yes..i feel exactly the same way about my man. he is the love of my life!
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lifes good.... wink
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honestly some the the group owners on this site act like total FUCKING NAZIS.(WELL ONE GROUP AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE) puke puke puke puke puke puke
i am under the impression that they think it is all about THEM . and they are celebritys in there own mind. FUCK!! who needs it. get a fucking life you TOOL!!!! tongue

anyway aside from some MORONS giving me the SHITS!!! life has...
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mandy:
lifes good.. wink
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perdy:
Ok so whats the deal with Veronica? I need a damn good reason to call my car a name that long! Ha ha poor thing seems to be being called moo car at the moment....dunno why? I have a strange brain biggrin
cottongloves:
hey yeah everything is fine and dandy...
my baby girl alameda is 2 on friday very exciting i'll put up an album of her soon
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i am sooooooooooooooooo hungry!!! about to make quiche salad and fried rice mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

bye for now. tongue
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brinny:
wow! your photography is getting better and better! Great stuff hun!
I just got the stuff you sent me!
AWESOME stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it all!
I have your stuff done too... i have to send it...
Dont worrie you will get it soon babe!
prockg:
What on earth is quiche salad? Is it like salad with pieces of quiche in it?
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gosh, i have pms so bad today.

i did a quiz yesterday on what type of killer i am and it said that i was a pacifist and that i am to much of a humanitarian to kill any one. i re did the test today and im a god damn serial killer!!! ahhhh the joys of menstruation.......

well here are a few pics from...
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_bettie_:
Hi, my name is BettieGrl, and I'm a beadaholic. It's been... um, thirty secondds since I've abused my vice. blush

Yay for beaders! I started when I was about twelve, stopped for awhile, and started again a couple of years ago. I love off-loom weaving, mostly peyote stitch. It's so nice to see other beaders who aren't old grannies like in the bead magazines that I get.

Your kids are so cute! I ♥ the pic of your daughter with the crown and the flower! So adorable!

steven:
Thanx dude ... yeah I'm just going to see how things go. I let myself depend on other ppl's happiness a bit too much sometimes.

The little guy is with me for one magic week every fortnight. At this point his main thing is Nemo!! ...and playgrounds, and strumming his ukelele smile

I imagine a few kids would be it's own special (exhausting) kind of magic biggrin
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x_dani_girl:
Yer kiddos are beautiful kiddos. Cherish them. smile
faye:
Funny enough I think those are Raedyn's feet going under the PSW bed.
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viator:
so, I guess you've finally figured out how to post pics, nice
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query:
*incredibly jealous of kids*

I am not an SG because I used to weigh about 180 and my Boobies were five times the size they are now. I have a lot of stretch marks and I'm a little self conscious. I've been accepted though, I just have to send in a good set. I keep trying to get up the nerve....

I'm also waiting on my big 'ol tattoo I plan on getting. But It's gonna be $800+ so It might take a while.