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Taurus Horoscope for week of February 12, 2004

Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! The Goddess of Love, Aphrodite Herself, has asked me to remind you that you have always been in love. You will always be in love. In fact, it is impossible for you not to be in love. You'd be unable to get out of bed each morning unless there were someone or something...
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ms:
I'm currently behind on my Fucking Schedule. I'm supposed to swing through Texas in two weeks and I should be in Austin around the 2nd or 3rd. I have a demonstration at the Astrodome on the 4th entitled "The Art of Fucking: Fucking Your Partner Until They Have an Orgasm to Rival the Thunderous Sounds and Many Gallons of Niagara Falls." I will be free for two days afterwards. During that time I will catch up on the many appointments for fucking I have been neglecting in the Austin area. You can show up at the Dome on the 4th and I'll have you on the guestlist. I can use you as one of models for my demonstration of The Creation of the Orgasm.
eyen:
hello. yes austin. and i'm a taurus too. watching cartoons.
what's up with you?
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Taurus Horoscope for week of February 5, 2004

You might want to get a history book and read up on the Greek army's defeat of the invading Persian forces at Marathon in 490 B.C. While you're at it, look into the ragtag band of Texan soldiers that won independence from Mexico at San Jacinto in 1836, or the continental army's pivotal victory over the British...
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sully283:
Please forgive me of my stupidity Mamabunny
kimsu_tatu:
I don't have a pink taco but how about a tan burrito?...just kidding wink thanks for the words of wisdom smile
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Hello All and Welcome. There is a wonderful beautiful boy laying in my bed. oh, wait...thats just my ex-boyfriend. HELP ME GOD! No- WE'RE NOT FUCKING-YOU PERVS! HAHA-
As i have stated in other journalings, i currently have no friends....of course some of it may be my fault but you can only put up with underage wino's or pregnant drug addicts for so long, come...
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asvetic:
whoa, I knew there were people out there that felt the same way, he's such a sad nut case, and I have to deal with this on a regular basis...
reverendash:
I told you I would be your friend. The offer is still there. smile


-Ash skull
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InsipiredTired
Troy singing
Love & Ireland
Grave like the Gospel
Sometimes
I promise
Its just an album.

I LIKE CHEESE
cheddar
mozzarella
swiss
cottage
sour
cake
goat
cream
Im sure there are more things with cheese in it.

I havent written much in my journal lately. I know, i have been mega-lame. I just honestly dont lead the exciting life that all you supa-stars lead....
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sinope:
kiss
dclxvi:
Get some sleep Mama! kiss
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How much can one person really fuck up


Who did i kill in my past life GEEZUS H CHRIST
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ktweezy:
you are so crazy
mamabunny:
who are you KTWEEZY-eeek i get a little scared you could be someone i went to high school ACK PLEASE GOD NO
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I'm throwing in the white flag. I'm done. I'm out. I give up.


There is a girl on sg and she is getting on my last fucking nerve. She's one of those 'friend collectors'....."oh lookie, i have so many friends and make sure to spend my whole gay life making bland stupid responses in their journals." Ok so yah, if she bugs me then why...
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chico1982:
Hey, uh.. nice webcam. smile
unoffensivename:
sometimes it's easier to just give up.
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Dear Gawd

Please make me a berd
so i can fly faa faa away.
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dclxvi:
No - please don't fly away.....
ltrain:
I want some wings too. I would to fly so high that coming down would be my greatest of accomplishments.
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Last night was weird. Life has strange things ahead.

I had this big long rant, but the idiot i am lost it! i hate when that happens.

My rant was about my awesome family and such. I love my papa and my sisters. Things have really been hard the last couple months. I would wish that people would only be so lucky to have people...
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lucychromosome:
me too at least for the family thing...shit I thought my ass would be disowned by now.
....oh yeah your picture kicks ass
krim:
I hate when that happens. I seem to do it once a week where i have this huge long journal rant and somehow i seem to click something and lose it all. Then i just talk about wombats or something stupid.

Unconditional love is good. Glad you have it wink
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I am sooooooooooo smitten with You



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fenris23:
Until I saw it was a link I was in a very good mood. tongue
dclxvi:
I LOVE your new picture
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Go tell this boy he rocks.
He makes me smile.
He wears ties.
He can reach things with his go go gadget arms.
He isnt a total bum.
He buys flowers for girls.
He loves cartoons.
Hes just absolutely wonderful and sweet and always listens to me whine. smile
seano007:
thanks babe... wink
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I let tears fall like rain
Apple-sized they were
All over her
And through all of those times
When you could have died
This is what you find

There's life outside your mother's garden
There's life beyond your wildest dreams
There hasn't been any explosion
We're not spinning like Dorothy
If you look now then you'll see why
Don't be afraid to cry
This time...
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psychicgoldfish:
hug hug hug hug!!

that is all.

~miss fish.
dclxvi:
Here's a kiss to make you smile - Let me know how you're doing.
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Dream:


Scene: magical cartoonish lord of the rings type forest. big grey dead trees
mossy green forest floor.

So i am alone and i stumble onto this particular area in the forest. i turn around and i see a certain tree with a noose tied to it. I freak out for a second, but then again there is no body. the noose tie is cut....
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jerawyn:
profound...i agree.
singletary:
No, it's nothing like that.. I actually got bumped offline, and probably missed some of what you said.