malone:
Photographs of my beloved Bob Ellis
Things my best friend brought me from her overseas jaunt:
1. Scented Mexican candles
2. A gold thrift-store ballgown
3. A mug from Arizona with my name on it
4. Love and affection
5. 'Workout Wanda' plastic doll with exercise bike accessory included
6. R.KELLY'S 'TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET' ON DVD.
Oh my god. Why have you people been hiding his genius from Australia? We...
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1. Scented Mexican candles
2. A gold thrift-store ballgown
3. A mug from Arizona with my name on it
4. Love and affection
5. 'Workout Wanda' plastic doll with exercise bike accessory included
6. R.KELLY'S 'TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET' ON DVD.
Oh my god. Why have you people been hiding his genius from Australia? We...
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paleface:
it is the worst/best thing you have ever seen. robert kelly is a genius. did you notice how he used the same song throughout the whole movie -- only changing the words, rhyming bridget, w/ midget, and oh god... i have to see it again.
malone:
Yes, but now I CANNOT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
I am singing Trapped In The Closet as I go to sleep and as I wake up. It is driving me out of my fucking gourd.
Yes, but now I CANNOT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
I am singing Trapped In The Closet as I go to sleep and as I wake up. It is driving me out of my fucking gourd.
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paleenchantress:
welcome ! 
cleverthings:
Oh yes, I miss my overseas best friends. 
I can imagine how wonderful it would feel to have your friend back! And I love that shot.
Will have to peruse the rest of the photography when I'm not at work and illegally checking my SG mail. 
My overseas friends will be back soon I hope... one is due back here in September, but the other may stay over there if the boy she's currently dating captures her heart...
(I wish her all the best, but I WANT HER HERE!!! - selfish moi!)
I can imagine how wonderful it would feel to have your friend back! And I love that shot.
Will have to peruse the rest of the photography when I'm not at work and illegally checking my SG mail.
My overseas friends will be back soon I hope... one is due back here in September, but the other may stay over there if the boy she's currently dating captures her heart...
(I wish her all the best, but I WANT HER HERE!!! - selfish moi!)
Finding lightness in hideous situations....
This from the crisis in Dili
Under questioning from Today's Jessica Rowe as to why the army was not doing enough to end the violence, Brig. Michael Slater said that a Nine producer had positioned armed soldiers behind him for the live cross to make it appear hazardous.
"Jessica, I feel quite safe here, but not because I have got...
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soobie:
Lovely. I'm always endlessly impressed by the banter between our offence forces and our non-sensationalist media.
[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 10:01PM]
[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 10:01PM]
annis:
Wasn't that brilliant? That guy is my new idol.
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punchdrunkblake:
they either make em like they used to but our photography elements have improved significantly OR it's something in the chicken 
vapourized:
Like those gold coast meter maids. They do the gold bikini and sash and it is a delightful combo. Do the same in Leopard print ...
It's weird to get home from a country jaunt and find a picture of yourself eating a pillow staring out at you from an SG profile page.
I think this means I'll be appearing here naked soon.
So STICK AROUND AND SEE MY KNICKERS.
p.s. thanks for birthday wishes. x
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christina:
and dude, the ONLY thing to do when you are hungover is go boob hunting on ones laptop, in bed. i do it all the time, its good for your health!!!! 
korben:
congrats on turning pink.
It's my birthday tomorrow. I haven't really given much thought to what I would like as I'm usually just humbled that people remember the day at all.
However if you're buying, I'd like you to take me to LuluMae or Wheels and Doll Baby and watch me try on clothes in a colourful musical montage.
Either that or a Captain Beefheart record will suffice. I...
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andvari:
Happy Birthday
annis:
Happy Birthday!
I got a text from my ex:
New tattoo.
I called him.
Me: What new tattoo? Where?
Him: You're going to like this.
Me: I dread to think.
Him: It's on my forearm.
Me: And what of?
Him: You know what it's of. It's a curl -
AND THEN THE PHONE CUT OUT,
What on earth would his tattoo be of? What is 'a...
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vapourized:
Very very strange. Has he demonstrated a penchant for chocolate caramel treats before this?
vapourized:
I have a soft spot for Bob. Those were the days, really. Labour needs to get some mojo back.
soobie:
oh, I don't know. I think Bill Shorten will be a suitable replacement. Only thing missing is Bill isn't a Rhode's Scholar.
Pretty funny Bill's not even 40 yet. Australia could use a relatively young prime minister.
Pretty funny Bill's not even 40 yet. Australia could use a relatively young prime minister.
So finally I know a 'face' on Beautiful Agony.
It's such a damned intriguing website.
While I'm happy enough to look at pictures of handsome folk in their underwear, there's something about watching a close-up, full-frontal shot of someone jerking off until they blow that is slightly confronting.
Moreso when you know you're going to have a cup of tea with them at some...
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andvari:
Is it a real picture, or was it faked.
malone:
oh, it's real. And it's not just a picture. IT'S A VIDEO.
oh, it's real. And it's not just a picture. IT'S A VIDEO.
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annis:
Oh no! she's given in to arse pressure! 
vapourized:
I suddenly feel all voyeuristic ... I'm not posting my bum, though.
I am a total fan of those penis shots some of the other SG lads have though. Now, I don't know much about the ladies (I work in software, which is like a work shelter for the computerly gifted) but it seems to me a fundamental miscalculation to display cock shots in the hope of scoring some nubile tattooed vixen. .
Then again, I'm here for the witty repartee so may have unrealistic expectations.
I am a total fan of those penis shots some of the other SG lads have though. Now, I don't know much about the ladies (I work in software, which is like a work shelter for the computerly gifted) but it seems to me a fundamental miscalculation to display cock shots in the hope of scoring some nubile tattooed vixen. .
Then again, I'm here for the witty repartee so may have unrealistic expectations.
missb: so I hear you've been dating an older guy
lady_a: yeah, he's 39
missb: ooh
lady_a: i know
missb: has he been married? Got kids?
lady_a: 19 y.o son
missb: HEL-lo
lady_a: yeah
missb: there's a threeway opportunity if ever I saw one
lady_a: hehe
missb: sorry, that's a wrong thing to say isn't it
lady_a: nah, don't worry. we make jokes about it...
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soobie:
Good lord.