maeby

i hate people who always know all the lyrics

start work tomorrow. just graduated school last week. moving the first through 17to new apt., have to take my written exam at the lazer center in a couple of weeks. haven't studied. have to take my practical exam in a couple of months. haven't practiced. im so fucked. fuckin' shoot me.

too.much.food.no more olive garden...deadly breadsticks and killer salad....

Because you're ugly

thats the only way ill read that garbage

a gun and a pack of sandwiches

Alternative Baking Company has a vegan cookie called "Pumpkin Spice" that is absolutely DEVINE. i've only ever had it twice. now every time i go to the TWO places in Austin that sell these delicious monstrosities, THEY DONT HAVE THEM! (they have every OTHER flavor that isn't as good) oh and even lovlier...theire website only sells them by the, like...triple dozen! im so entirely too...
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Cherry Limeade......cheap sweet drug you are. indeed.

too much chinese...
must...sleep...

I hate when you're wearing pajama pants without underwear and you bend over to get something from the floor and it gets stuck and bunched up in your butt. the pajama pants i mean. and then if someones in the room with you its like you know they're staring at the enormous wedgie dog that is your pajama pant ass. ya know? i hate that.......
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im so bloated.
is it time for quesadillas yet?

yeah burgers. FUR BURGERS

Go to Target. Get Archer Farms Kosher Pickles. For Real. They're like None Other.
void where prohibited