maeby

saw the coolest homeless guy holding the coolest homeless sign

"Family got killed by ninjas. saving up for karate lessons"

he was all scraggly and bearded and homeless looking
he clearly deserved my remaining three dollars for the month

it felt good to give

PostSecret makes me happier than grandma

state board exam next monday. i think my model might bail. i might have to kill her.

pancakes

seriously. there is such thing as TOO MUCH cheese on a dorito for christs sake.

oh i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner

i love guys with man purses

Why the heck do i ALWAYS get the very LAST few squirts of cheese when i buy nachos??!?

its SO gross

dammit

Aqua teen hunger force is worth waking up for

picking up the last pay check always sucks...

im glad i quit. they can eat my balls,

my boobs make me laugh