madamwest

Writing an erotic romance and boy are my lady bits tired. BAZINGA!

Going bat whit crazy with nothing to do! Maybe I will paint something... or shave an insanely intricate design into the cat's fur. Doubt I could get him to sit still long enough. Hmmm perhaps its a day to bring out my sword...

Just got back from GA and loved hanging in Covington.
Wrote a little tribute to my favorite VD character and it goes something like this:

Ode to Saltzman


-The sight of you every thursday makes me want to swoon
-And I love that you don't get all wolfy at the sight of a full moon
-Is it too forward of me to keep
-Dreaming of...
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Detoured to Knoxville for a couple of days. BBQing, shooting guns in the backyard, and drinking apple pie moonshine. I feel deliciously white trash and wish I had a coonskin cap to complete the experience

Today is a good day to get naked nd start the revolution.

Wants to visit the Red Room of Pain with Christian Grey.

I want to meet an old lesbian so I can ask her if she's hung like a doughnut

Lately ive been much more appreciative of good looking men in their mid thirties to mid forties. I bet they are tigers in the sack, plus I have to give credit to any man who can teach me a thing or 2 in the bedroom.

Holy shit. Switching birth control has my hormones going nuts! Being antsy all the time is a pain in the ass.