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redmess:
don't tell ANYONE wink but once i had a dream that i was making out with my mom. eeek
redmess:
apparently the oedipal complex can go for all genders.
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cahrizz:
word she's hot as hell bro. i got to see that movie. i loved the first one, shits funny as hell. golf @ 114 shit that's fucking hard. the clubs flying out of your hands? anyway bro the morphine plus a bunch of killians red is kicking my ass. time for bed wink
cahrizz:
it's no problem mate and what i did was no big deal. any body can do it. and no worries about complaining. i do it all the time. lol. and i enjoy a good laugh so joke and insult away. besides i gots to watch my ego it might'en humble me. btw where you from abouts? i can't tell if it's irealand or what not.

peace bro,
chris
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spaceboy:
Actually, you're the first person to say Al Pacino. Most people say i look like Jesus. Especially when I had longer hair.
englandaway:
I'm older than I wish to be
This town holds no more for me
All my life I try to find another way
I don't care for your attitude
You bring me down I think you're rude
All my life I try to make a better day


tongue biggrin kiss
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5 feet up... 23 feet towards me... 5 feet down... and right in my fuckin ear...

all fuckin day. got 2 dumbass dogs which have 2 stupid human names. don't know breed but just like that fuckin piece in monopoly. and don't say aww. or at least you wouldn't after hearing the same story told to 9 different people in one day. all calls are...
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fry:
Small, yappy dogs are pointless. If you are going to have a dog at least get a proper dog, one capable of biting your hand of at the minimum.

People with sense own cats though.
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englandaway:
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. Most people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We're colonised by wankers. We couldn't even find a decent race to be colonised by. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, and no amount of fresh air is ever going to change that
niccie:
its jumpers for goal posts where I come from..
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d'yer wanna be a spaceman and live in the sky......
pumascissors:
you don't wanna be no spaceman you just want the gold
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jessy:
it was so amazing....
redmess:
hah! thanks, guy. damn, if only it were kriss kross coming to town instread of x! wink

oh yeah, i remember those little fuckers. i think that's what we called 'em, too: little fuckers tongue . i didn't eat the sticks, though. tasted like chalk with sugar sprinkled in. i just used my finger to scoop out the powdery goodness. so of course i ended up with blue, red, orange, etc fingers. looked like i had stuck my hand up rainbow brite's ass! he he.
again, thanks for making me giggle. i can now rest with ease, knowing there's some person out there who wanted to cheer me up.
buenos noches
kiss
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monroe:
Hahah thanks man. I hope the name catches on ASAP! biggrin
englandaway:
1.Slide Away
2.Little By Little
3.Fade Away
4.Columbia
5.Sunday Morning Call
6.Round Our Way
7.Acquiesce
8.Stay Young
9.Talk Tonight
10.Be Here Now


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COME AND PLAY THE GAME..... that is sweeping my journal tonight..... identify the five movies below....

1. " i'm just a struggling black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel harsh world "
2. " it's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma "
3. " i'll be takin these huggies and whatever cash ya got "
4. " my...
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englandaway:
1. Carry on up the kyber
2. Bridget Jones edge of reason
3. The Notebook
4. Jungle Book
5. Rita, Sue and Bob too

am I close ?

Round our way the birds are singing .........................................
niccie:
it went bostin, steve austin..my first official moms club event is too the Pomona Tattoo Expo this weekend..

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FU BMW SUV ASAP !!!

i get it, you're rich, fine, great, congrat u fukkin lations... feel free to ride your rolls royce, mercedes, jaguar, bmw and aston martins... knock yourself out... but i draw the line at bmw and mercedes suv's... it's a four wheel drive, descendant of the old shitty jeep, broken down ford bronco and if you were lucky big whale of...
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englandaway:
Fight the power our kid
fry:
The not quite Brighton bit is from when I lived with my folks a long time ago (2 months). I've now moved much more central which is nice. I am 110% not Pompey or a Saint. Hampshires full of yokels. Better then Palace though.

City have signed Hamman. According to the Grauniad anyway.
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when do you hear angels sing....
i hear angels sing when:

5. the simultaneous anticipation of a billion people occurs every 4 years
4. wheat fields sway in the wind in perfect rhythmn
3. little kids sprint screaming from one exhibit to the next at the zoo
2. that smell fills the air just before it rains
1. i see an adorable girl blush for...
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mrmuller:
I never doubted you for a minute.
englandaway:
you my firiend are a genius........... and I have great teeth a tan

YA FOOKIN PANHEAD biggrin

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" cool above all else " a little insight into men for you ladies. when dealing with the question, "what was he thinking" just remember the phrase above. the question he is always asking himself is " is that cool ". it is in our nature to attain this state. it is not being famous... justin timberlake is famous, it is not being rich...david copperfield...
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meow:
Thanx for the set comments! kiss

miao!!
miranda:
Thank you for the comment, it made me smile and think. Sometimes words from stangers can really work wonders. smile