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just doing our bit to ensure you stay in the premiership

have you tried an enema?
a colonic perhaps?


and yes, i am loving my new home.
xo

She is better thanks for asking
A buddy and I used to watch soul train all the time in high school. There are usually some big titties on that show and the hair was fucking hilarious.

I like that Cash pic. Maybe next time I update with a new profile picture, I will use it!

yeah she thinks I'm great ...missed the bloody Oasis doc screening on Tuesday as well

stopped watching Fox Soccer totally ..waste of time and money

your positve outlook is so exhilirating

You are adorable. Thank you for the smile!

I like your profile pic. It's so festive.

I have no fucking idea what the life lesson is but I thought I'd drop by and say howdy..

Thats a good show....

Hey I think Ill sell ya the whole damn 20 acres dirt cheap just so I can watch a water dude that loves futbol slap up a cabin. Should be interesting.

Awww!!!! So fucking cute. Thank you for making me smile.

Boxing is number 1 in this house and always will be and thats all that matters to us.


Tell this guy its dead

........shhhhhhhhhhh......... the water man was here...

I'd say I scribble more than 95% in notebooks. Then I sit down and type it all into the computer. I occasionally mess around with the dialogue a little bit as I type it. But mostly I copy everything word for word. I get frantic and pissed when I can't find a line or a phrase I wrote. I don't wanna just put anything down. It's gotta be perfect. Like I wrote it in the notebook. Yeah. It takes a few hours of heavy thinking to get into the right mindset. It helps if it's quiet. Which it never is around here anymore. I've got a weak mind.

I didn't fall for my sister in law's sister. You rascal. hoy hoy hoy

She didn't seem to like me a whole helluva lot anyway. Didn't laugh at my jokes. Lots of awkward silence. Lots of winks and licking of lips. Tight jeans. Jungle noises and hair tossing. Oops I dropped something. Let me bend over and pick it up. Oops I dropped it again. Yep. Not too much of that kinda stuff.

I blame the new baby. With his binky and his burp cloth. And his tiny feet and hands. And his little toothless yap. And his lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes. Doesn't even look like he's livin'. Until he bites you. And those black eyes roll over white. And you scream because you're pretty sure he's gonna eat you. And the seas boil with blood. 'Cept he ain't gonna cook you, but eat you raw. And he'll eat your clothes. And your belt and shoes. And he'll gum any knives, harpoons, manequins, pot roasts, row boats, touch lamps, duck decoys, or pig fetuses you throw at him. All he does is sleep and eat and shit and cry and piss and eat and cry and sleep and shit and sleep and eat and cry and cry. But he's a sweet baby though.

Take live tuna fish and feed 'em mayonnaise. Call Starkist.

You're a funny guy. My dad spouts lines from that movie whenever he sees me reach for my notebook. They aren't all great ideas. But I do the best I can.

Just so yo know there wasnt a Culligan man in sight....

actually Bono is a cunt as well

no-one likes a smart ass

I miss you!

Wow, he sure looks grumpy in that pic.

Whatever fuckhead!!!!!!