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I wish one of my new sets would go up. I can't wait to take another one.

but i guess it's good to wait because then I'll look completely different by then.

I already do.

TELL ME MORE JOKES!!!


TELL ME WHAT YOU"RE DOING THIS WEEKEND!!!
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sin_:
Next weekend I'm hopefully tying someone up and having impact fun with their arse. Torture can be fun....but maybe not for all the family!!!!

Crap Joke...

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the sea.......Bob!


hohohoho...ok maybe not then poor but quick wink
rehtneug:
This weekend I'll be playing a 2-day golf tournament - and I'm going to lose.
And if I'm really lucky it's going to rain, as usual.
If fate prefers to arrange things in such a way I'll do things that will be seen in the news...

Comment:
You were asking for jokes and weekend plans.
Unfortunately, this is my weekend plan, NOT a joke.

[Edited on Sep 01, 2005 8:08AM]
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Thanks for all the jokes!!!

you can send some more because I think it's great!!!

I'm going to a sex party this friday!!!
or err a sex toy party...

I think it's gonna be funny.

It's also J.C.'s b-day so go to
ROCKSTAR aug 19


useless plug but fuck it!!

heh........buttfuckit!!!

sex party
alcohol and loud music...

if only working the next day wasn't a...
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evander23:
I have a friend that hosts sex toy parties....she made enough money to buy a new harley. That's so rad to me...
tehwickedends:
Naughty girl biggrin
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I would not want to work for another company

unless sg took some openings...

it is fun, i've never been more comfortable and had a better time working

let's approach it from this angle..............................

HOW DO ALL OF YOU RELIEF YOUR STRESS....


Do you ever have a dream that was so good that you hate the fact you woke up from it?

tell me, does...
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meow:
I've locked myself outta the house by locking my keys in my car too.
Sad but true I've locked my keys in my car 4 times now this year....and I'm sober every time. I should get a prize or sumthin.

miao!!
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I'm near a mental brake down with work....

I leave everyday thinking

god all the shit I have to do the next day and the next day and the next day

I finally relax....

and then I get up and get ready for work...

go to work and get stressed and remain stressed until hours after I leave sometimes...

it's great...

that's life...

life sucks................................................
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abracadabra:
smoke more weed..it always does me right..working for a living sucks..play the lottery or go out and have more fun.. kiss ..ciao'
zaccone:
yeah work sux frown you should trry and get a fun job like a hired assassin ninja or just become a pirate and rob all of the yuppies who stray into international waters ARRR!!!
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So a man goes up to god and asks him.....

"why did you make women so beautiful and yet so stupid?"

and god replied...

"I made women so beautiful so you would be attracted to them....and I made women so stupid so that they would be attracted to you"



Tomorow AUGUST 4TH

KERATOMA
GARMONBOZIA

PEABODY'S / ROCKSTAR

where the rockstars go to make out!!!!

AUGUST...
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starr:
Ah, I lived in a really small town outside of there. I was just curious.
nicolelee:
where the PISS are YOUR candids????


kiss
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I got NIN tickets!!!!!

and besides work work work...

there are no shows coming up at the moment....

not worth promoting...

***if anyone wants to see the postcard that I was on buy the new summer issue of gothic beauty.....

you'll see the lovely apnea too***


What do you get when you mix a pedifile with a pirate?

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkelly
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tehwickedends:
Yeah Dont we all.
gonzoe:
heh heh heh. i'm telling everyone that you said you love annalee (anally).

madison loves annalee!
madison loves annalee!

yes. you've got it right. i am a child.
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Okay i was totally wrong about who played at that last show on july 9th.

be sure to see life of agony at Peabody's tonight
and
upstairs in rockstar
garmanbozia

JULY 25th
is still
MUSHROOMHEAD
keratoma
and whoever else

it's a surprise show up and find out.

JULY 29th
Keratoma

JUST FRICKIN GO ALREADY>

Buy a cd and a shirt....

donate money to a friend...
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theruiner:
I cant believe how long i've been a member and that i've only discovered you now.

Marry me.

Scratch that. Use me, abuse me, and discard me like a broken toy.

I'm not a crazy, but your my definition of the perfect woman. In the sense that everyone has their own preferred type, you are my idea or perfection.

Apologies, it wasnt actually meant to sound that creepy
shabbydo:
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I frickin missed the gwar show!!!! i'm so disappointed in myself. I totally thought is was the 15th!!!!

urrrrrgh. mad
dave was pretty cool to hang out with too.

okay kiddies

july 9th
peabody's
KERATOMA
IN WINTER
GARMENBOZIA
and i think ventuna (whom i normally wouldn't plug for various reasons but little dan is drumming for KERATOMA!!!)

july 25th
peabody's
MUSHROOMHEAD
KERATOMA
DOPE (i think)

july...
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zaccone:
i'm going to GWAR's show this weekend its gonna be sweet

[Edited on Jul 12, 2005 4:14AM]
fatality:
Eck, I hate missing shows, which I happen to do quite frequently. Damn, I'm sorry, girl.
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I've been so super busy with work.

(but at least i have a job)

I miss you all.

(i miss going out alot)

I wish i had a digital camera to show you all my new body mods and hair do's.

(I wish i could see how i actually look sometimes)

anyways since i'm not all so computer savy

(since i can't draw)

i was...
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hypercrew:
yeah, that is the address, you gonna write, you SG's are all right, first Flux, then NicoleLee, now you, not to mention all the memebrs who have written, that rocks. I keep telling people here how much this site rocks.

Anyway, I'm sure I'll see you at the old place when I get home!
hypercrew:
haha, yeah, good thing you did read it, i was like, "are you kidding me?"
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don't look know but there's a ghost coming straight this way!!!!


it's time to be on your best MISbehavior smile

it's an age of moral outrage and rampant corrutpion...relax and enjoy it whatever

constructive chaos mad

parental advisory eeek

don't blame the results of bad parenting on rock n' roll oink

way out...no way out...one way....this way...no way...

an people suck biggrin

tattoos are forever life is not, so get one...
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lexie:
if I was sitting where you are.. I'd be you.. and then i'd stare down at my tits. a lot.
angel:
Hey sweetheart, I just wanted to say hi i haven't talked to you in awhile
kiss
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constructive chaos

nicotine patched.

so much shit to do.

at least i can see pretty girl ass.



i want more ink MORE.

oink


Peabody's

may 20th
it'll kick ass so come see
garmenbozia
keratome


now if i could get an opion....



avoiding words like "cute" and "hot" or "sexy"....

what attracts me to you?

is is the vision low tops?
is it the gwarness?
is it...
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shabbydo:
Oh and the whole attracts thingy. well um. it's not the nekkid thingy cause if I know you I don't look anymore, I know I'm wierd. I'm say attitude and how you carry yourselfe. yes everytime I've seen you, you are quiet, but I can still tell, or maybe I'm delusional. *chuckles* and well the other I've said b4. ur eyes. you really must polish them as often as you say. tongue
nicolletta:
girl girl girl
you are so pretty. i enjoy seein you naked...................................
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i went to niagra falls ontario.

i ran into a tunnawandas on the way

a little past mooreheadsville

and before b&o road.

traveling is fun.

i had a heart shaped jacuzzi and it spit bubbles every where.

i had a mirror on the cieling.

i had a good time.

now i'm back home and working.

now i'm gonna be busy for a while.

now i'm...
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granny:
I just needed to let you know, again, how jealous I am that you got to do a set with fucking GWAR!!! eeek
m69:
Mirrors make me look fat. ohhh..wait a second....I am fat.