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I am going to see The Alter Boys tonight...

I hope ryan dunn is there...he always looks so pimp just being around...

I hope to get wasted and forget about a long week and enjoy the fact that I can be hung over and not have to work....

I hope my outlook for doing laundry is good....

I hope I get that off the shoulder...
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zpo:
Ehem.. I am a tough manly man. I do not giggle..

No, wait! Stop tickling me! giggle.. giggle.. giggle.. Not Fair!

tongue tongue

wendy:
where do hippies hide their money?


under the soap.


wakka wakka wakka!

thank you for the birthday wishes kiss kiss
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I wish halloween came around more.

I get so much more excited knowing that I can get dressed up and wear fun zombie makeup to work.

In my case...I already scare small children so why not go all out instead of being scared of my style and lifestyle they can just fear me!!! meuawwwwhaha!!

anyways tell me a joke....

give me something to talk about...
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mat7thew:
a guy walks into a bar, orders a beer. there's a bowl of nuts sitting in front of him.

the peanuts tell him "you look great today!"

puzzled, he asks the bartender what's up with the nuts.

the bartender tells him they are complementary.


ba-dum chihh...
micah:
M'kay...

How do you get ten babies in a bucket?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

With a blender.



How do you get them out again?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

With Tortilla chips.

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there are thousands...no no millions of these annoying mosquito things all over my town.

we had a clan of them on our store everytime a customer would walk in 10-20 of them would fly in

they are everywhere!!!

on and in my car they follow me up to my apartment there on every single window

they only live for like a month when it gets...
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zombievengence:
shouldent the mosquitos all be dead by now? Better than haveing your place infested by centapedes. tongue
highlandmac:
dead girl when death dreams does he dream of you.Vodoo dreams
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I don't have anything to say.....

what's all this "tagged" business?

I want a hot halloween costume!

I want a digital camera.

I want an sg club

I want some yummy soy milk to eat my boxes of count chocula!!!
I am loaded up in count chocula cereal

I love chocolate goodness so much.

Oh, i want winter to disappear from the earth forever

and...
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mariothemonkey:
Hey, its almost time for me to go talk to Dave at 252! I am getting excited, i really want more tattoo.
ooo aaa
anubis_:
Happy Halloween

biggrin skull robot eeek



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strip clubs make me wanna have sex...

pretty girls make me feel confident and sexy!!

i love suicide girls they should have there own gentemens' club with sg dancers and waitresses and bartenders and barbacks.....

i'd love hot naked beautiful happy nice girls!!!

DON'T YOU!!???
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secondslice:
Madison for president!
prismaswirl:
definately yes. love
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I am such a giddy girl! I got boo berry's and franken berry's cereal!!!!
I can't decide which I like better.

I love me some sweetness, chocolate, candy, popscicles, ice cream, cake, i can't get enough sweetness ever.

*********

I like to see recent pics of me.(reagan sent a nice one on my last journal)

I've been looking through all kinds of photos from my...
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nicolletta:
i like trix
anubis_:
All your pics are great, and I like franken berry's cereal the best. biggrin
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SO....i stage handed at the burlesque ball....


it was amazing!!!

all of the girls were great and sexy and wonderful and nice and I LOVE THEM ALL.

thank you for making me feel like one of the girls!!!!!!

I hope you all enjoy the rest of the tour.

I came home buzzed from alcohol and adrenaline and totally had to wind down from all the...
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beescrubbs13:
i am so sad i missed the ohio tour stop. next time fore sure. lucky girl!
redviolet:
kiss kiss kiss
everytime i see u u just keep getting hotter and hotter.
love
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SUNDAY!!!! SUNDAY!!!!! SUNDAY!!!!!

rev up your engines

tease your hair

apply the brightest shade of red lipstick

stilletos

sex

and rock and roll

SEE YOU GUYS AT THE BURLESQUE BALL!!!!!

if any one steals a pic of me there show me here.
i don't have the instant gratification of a digi cam

kiss kiss kiss
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zombievengence:
Damn, I wish I could go tongue
kittypiefacehead:
I feel a little silly that I didn't know you were on here.

You were adorable. We all loved your makeup by the way. And you were the best "don't even know what your title/stage hand" ever.
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pop quiz!!!

which of our lovely sg will you be seeing on the burlesque ball?


are you hoping for chocolate salty balls?

who has the sg burlesque dvd?

and

who will be attending clevelands own sg burlesque ball on the 16th???


enough about that...how about this....

tell me a joke that's better than this one.

A woman is giving birth in the hospital and the...
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flatblakcadillac:
i've got the dvd and fuck all i wanna see you naked
redviolet:
i'm not gonna be a stage hand so i'll just be hanging out.
i can't wait to see u again lovely girl.
kiss kiss kiss
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I have a job!

I enjoy having money!
i cry at the gas station though

I like paying bills!
i hate bills

but i hate the late fee even worse.

Has anyone been listening the sg radio shows?

is it my computer or does it sound like someone is whacking it in the background. but not the girls. like its dubbed in there.

let me...
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punknitemike:
it was a pic of me, you & nenia @ the genitorturers show!
punknitemike:
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I got my septum piercing again!!!

14g blk retainer to match my blk lip ring!!!

I got two new random tats!!!

I tied my hair the color of a tiger lily.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!

the jokes of the week definatley go to hunnybunny!!
she has the best blond jokes!

Yeah for SGDVD WEEK!!!

YAY for missy and all of her sg fixings.

I really dont...
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noir:
Thank you for the comment on my set. It really made my day!
ghoulish:
fuckshitpiss and bitchcuntwhore are the best two i've seen thus far.