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Cecelia

click if you want to see me make an ass of myself... if not then I love you

I have been having the weirdest sex dreams lately. This random girl asked me to help her put a candy condom on her boyfriend's cock right next to a line to get in the club... I helped ofcourse, but had to stop due to the fact that she was using banana flavoring, which I hate. There there was this giant shrine to my dad and...
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I locked my keys in my car last night. I had to break in my house. It is distirbingly easy. I fear for my virginity and laptop.

I also got another parking ticket.

that did not make me laugh

THE END IS NEAR


I read it On Yahoo.


Polar bears may be turning to cannibalism


Repent Oh ye sinners. No one shall weep for your pathetic souls. Actually, the polar bears will be happy because I hear human is good eats and Pbear not so much.


Oh yeah, it is my big sis's birthday today. Unrelated to above post but just as relivent I...
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Time to pick Up those stray vibraters, lube buckets, and PRON. Mothafucking CECE is comin to town.

Cecelia and her babydady are coming down tomarrow to spend three blissful, stressfree, all inclusive, posh, sexy nights on LyloniJade's Living room floor. Fuck I might even bust out a air mattress if they are good.


That is right boys. CECe is up for grabs. I have decided...
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I updated through Cecelia go hither and read her junk

Fucking fruit cups, breakfast at Clequalale club.<not actual spelling> Sitting in the sun and drinking coffee. Fucking a great way to spend a sunday morning.

I lied.

Minneapolis here I come!

Taking a mini vacay Up to the twin cities. It should be pretty rad. Hanging with cecelia for a bawdy good time. We may manage to get a Hot SG In in our dirty little paws.

We have the cameras fully loaded and unloaded for your viewing pleasure. Shit bitches I have to pack. i have been procrastenating for hours. OH...
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Went out after work tonight, got hit on by 3 random gross dudes and ran into my stalker. I stoppeing going out for a while cause this man would follow me and figure out where I was haning. FREAKY. SO I figured lay low for a while. So I went to my friends band and the coast was clear, or so I thought. This dude(i...
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