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I've got a hot date.

With your mom.
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freckle:
and this is fixed by lying about it and then telling me later anyways? and what would you have said if i had said "yeah, why don't you come over tonight!"?
bluetrust:
re: re: "yes. send your friend south for some good doin' it. he is hot."

re: "apparently you recommended me for some doin' it. Do I know you?"

Nope. I get kicks out of setting up strangers. Now you two can start doin' it. Then, when you're all mad at each other, you can blame me.

I just moved to Bellevue last sunday from Los Angeles. I don't even know where I parked my car. This is sad.
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boys you can break
you'll find out how much they can take
boys will be strong, boys soldier on
but boys will be gone without warmth from a womans'
good, good heart
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null:
Imagine people stupid enough to test my patience for no reason other than to test it. Then imagine the outcome.
volks:
Boys you can break? How do you break grown male bus drivers!
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That goddamn Bill Brasky. What a son of a bitch.

Help me find my soul mate!
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cosyne:
I mean in your interest....not the gross kind.
godzuki:
Anyway, Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the 'Banana Splits.' He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives except Flegal.
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This one's optimistic.
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becca_____:
Well, usually you are. That just wasn't maybe the best example.
cosyne:
What does that mean, anyway? Cryptic....
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It's snowing.

I remember the last time it snowed...
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sydni:
my toes are still cold. frown
sydni:
let me know if you want me to take pictures of you. early in the week is always best for me.
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Warning: Emo content.

This is how I feel.

I don't like that I never feel happy anymore. blackeyed
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aperfectsonnet:
Thank you for that. I never would have gone for it.
I try to avoid assuming things.
coco:
yes, i'm home and toasty warm now. smile
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Someone keeps fucking with my friends list! They were all in the same place for the longest time, and now they're all off centered!

Stop name changing!!!
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obd:
thanks man. look, someone gave me a balloon
desdenova:
No kidding.
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Christmas recap: I got a ton of stuff I've now returned. Best gift was the one I bought for myself before Christmas. I had Jack in the Box for Christmas dinner. Go me.

New Years recap: I watched some porn, and got shitfaced. Blame Trevallion. Spent the rest of the weekend pondering why it was a good idea to watch porn and get shitfaced....
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desdenova:
You, Dave and I should start an emo triumvirate.
rawr_ima_monster:

Desdenova said:
You, Dave and I should start an emo triumvirate.


Hah!
-zing!
Dave

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Hmm, I was cleaning out my room today, and I keep finding these little Christmas gifts that I bought for people, and I still haven't given them yet.

It's past New Years, I should really do something about that. whatever
obd:
yup. you should.
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Hung. Over. blackeyed
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godzuki:
hung.
becca_____:
I didn't either. It was depressing.