Sunday Jan 08, 2012

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And the award for least diserable male goes to, me. I am apparently a hideous troll that repels the female species. I was surprised with a text message today that said," I don't want to lead you on, but I am seeing someone, we can still be friends, Oh joy. The baffeling part is that we only went out one time and I never...
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Thursday Sep 15, 2011

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Greetings from NYC, went out on a little trip to NYC for the BIG 4 concert, Anthrax,Slayer,Megadeth and Metallica. I have to say that even though the day started off a little bit rough with getting displaced from my hotel due to an overbooking the day turned out to really redeem itself. The hotel Aloft sent me to Chelsea which is in a...
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Friday May 27, 2011

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Just got back from Vegas on Tuesday this was my third time there for my buddies bachelor party, let me say that if the streets and walls of Vegas could tell stories that is a book I would read from cover to cover. If you ever get the chance visit the Palomino strip club it is one of the only fully nude clubs and also...
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adrenalynn:

thank you for the birthday wishes

lovebump:

You are most welcome for the birthday wishes, hope it was a good one

Saturday Feb 19, 2011

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So i have tuned the big 30 and unlike many people I do not feel the need to have this grand life transformation. I like to think that I am always a work in progress and try to better myself on a daily basis. I will still be enjoying the things I did in my twentites and so forth.

I am headed to San Franciso...
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heartbaker:

Happy belated birthday

Saturday Dec 11, 2010

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It's time for a new blog and list of things that I wish people would either stop saying or doing or just plain start doing

1) Stop referring to your significant other as Babe, unless they are a Hall of fame dead Baseball player or a pig this word should not be uttered when referring to your other half

2) People who over use...
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casper:

Thanks Mr Bump,

And I also fucking haaaate it when people refer to their ladyfriend as their "wifey" or "wife" when they are not married, and have no intention of being married.

Having been married, I feel I can say that.

Sunday Sep 05, 2010

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Lets talk about Skinny jeans and why they may be responsible for the decline of civilization, Skinny jeans are like new wave spandex. People who should be wearing them are not and those who do not know their limits stuff there plump bodies into these denim disaters and spill out of the sides like playdough being squished in your hand. I do not need to...
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casper:

Why thank you, Mister Bump.


And can I just add, that skinny jeans aren't necessarily the reason that people muffin-top out of their britches. It can happen with flares, dickies, slacks of all kinds.... I remember when I would sew my pants to make them skinnier in the legs, now you can find those kind every where..... perhaps I am still bitter about this....

adrenalynn:

it was nice meeting you as well :]

Tuesday Aug 10, 2010

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What I learned from my trip to Chicago for Lollapalooza 2010

1) Homeless people have motivation to beg for 8+ hours a day but don't have the motivation to try to bteer themselves with some type of job or education. Here is an idea stop being a drain on society and try to find an opportunity to improve yourself. I do understand that this...
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casper:

I love it. thank you for telling me about your background photo. that makes me happy.


and of course, not all vag is created equally, what would be the fun in that?

Saturday Jul 24, 2010

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Lets play a game, I am going to describe a place and lets see if you can guess the place I am referring to

When going to this place you can find all of the following things and people all in the same area

1) An over abundance of tribal tattoos
2) Parents screaming at their kids to the point where you may need to...
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silencia:

Orange County! Ha. Sorry, I loathe Orange County with a fiery passion, and your description was perfect.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. No ice cream cake for me. In fact, I don't think I'm having cake. Doxie and Atomicant are taking me to my favorite vegan cafe for some good eating. I'm pretty stoked on that.

Saturday Apr 24, 2010

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It's time for a good ole fashioned rant

1) I am so sick and tired of hearing women and men complain that they are having issues in their love life. Here is a refreshing idea you sad sack of whinney cunts,stop dating the same type of person and expecting a different type of outcome like you have found the broken toy that can...
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casper:

Yes! I dig your blog. I hate when people say they have trust issues, but then I see them being insecure and dishonest, its a perfect recipe for an endless cycle......

Control that destiny!

sliver:

I was thinking of Terra Patricks when I grabbed Ozzys but it wasn't at the book store I was checking out. I'll grab it for my next read I think.

Monday Apr 12, 2010

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I am thinking of stopping my membership to this site, not really into as much as I used to be, I may go join Burning Angel instead. At least I can watch porn there and not be judged in chat rooms for my opinions by people who have nothing better to do than be keyboard warriors. I am really disappointed in how much of clique...
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