lordauch

I have descided to start my own cult. Yes a cult.

The object of our worship will be a toaster. I couldn't handle the pressure, so I will be the high priest. All the rest is details.
Burnt Crums sounds like a good name.

This is YOUR chance to get in on the ground floor. You too can have minnions to do your bidding. Can you say tax exempt?

I thought you could.

Now repeat after me.

So sayeth Dan, So sayeth the flock.

Now do that 150 times when you wake up, and before you go to sleep.

More details to come....

PS: There will be no coolaid served.