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Random facts that you didn't know about me:

1. My eyebrows don't grow. I have a tiny little bit toward the bridge of my nose, but they don't go out any further than that. I have been sketching them on since I was young. My legs are always smooth and I have next to no hair anywhere on my body except my head and a...
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atrahasis:
If you know the Truth and fail to act on it, nobody else will.
demonprince:
Alright darlin' I'll bite... not much for technolegy either, nor can I spell. I am currently thinking of ripping off half my own face in the hopes I can be half as beautiful as you. Not many scars myself, but plenty of knee and back problems (halted any measure or proathlete career, stupid dislocating knees). Not sure of anything else too interesting, but you did challenge to tell you about ourselves (only one of me, but pretty certain the blog was meant for others also wink )
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Keep your eyeballs on the front page today ladies and gentlemen! You might see someone you know wink

Ohh I am hungry. I need to get up off my lazy butt and go and make something to eat, but right now the kitchen seems so far awayyyyyyyyyyy smile

My dogs are farting at me frown Oh god.

Dirty stories to follow after an egg sandwhich
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tomk9:
Glad to see you on the front page you look great
droopy99:
Front page in no time flat, Congratulations!
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Myspace depresses me. I hate to dissapoint everyone but I AM NOT A DUDE. I don't have a penis. I never had a penis.

I didn't notice before but the SG myspace page has a cute picture of me up from my last set, which I adore. Apparently everyone thinks that I look like a drag queen. eeek Seriously, I love drag queens and to say...
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tweedle:
well I thought you looked beautiful,
and I've seen some of those nasty comments on the myspace page. It's disgusting. Honestly, I think it's ridiculous that anyone could be so rude...I always thought that 'if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all'

anyway congrats on the success of your set. <3

78walk:
Unfortunately, I think most anything SG-related on MySpace is a magnet for juvenile nastiness.

I was certainly never confused on the issue of you vs. penis. wink
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They are called wrinkles. It's what you get when your f'n 30, lol. I have a few. What you gonna do about it?

What are all of you sweet people doing today. I am sitting at home relaxing, wondering where I'm gonna work this weekend so I can buy some groceries before I starve to death :p

I was going to write you all a...
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droopy99:
I've got a few myself too. I always remember as a boy, my Dad has these 3-4 wrinkles that went across his forehead, and I always hoped I'd get them someday too. Well, I've got them, but nearly as prominent as him. Could be the lack of children on my part smile

Somehow Sweaty Butt Crack Off doesn't have quite the same marketing ring to it as Deep Woods Off.
ad_etoile:
im reading these backwards but you are on it today and I'm lovin it.. keepin it real is what its about.
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kraven:
Thanks hun. I appricite that sooo much. My styx set was one of my fave sets... so I still have hope for it. But who knows. I do appriciate your opinion and the fact that you like it smile
kraven:
Well holy crap that was fast. I was just looking at the Myspace page... cause I love seeing what set is coming out tonight before it does... hahah and ummm wowza.... your set is going up!!!! SO EXCITED FOR YOU!
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This is LV doing the happy dance. I bet you wanna know why dont you? Well, if I tell you then I might have to Kill you, lol. Or not.

Just keep your eyes peeled to the front page for the next few days and I think you'll figure it out. smile

Really, I think I'll make a litle video of my happy dance and post...
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78walk:
Congratulations!
moko699:
If you happy, I'm happy too love love love smile
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I may post 100 times today and you will like it because the words tell you to like it.

Like it. Like it. Like it.

You see, liked it didn't you. If you have an interest in seeing what else I've gone crazy writing today then flip back a few journals.

My new set has been in Member Review for two days now. smile If you...
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justinextreme:
Oh and we got ur text biggrin
amundain:
good luck and have fun
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"Oh no... pardon me for not being your AVERAGE COOKIE CUTTER oh so 'adorable' 'cutey'.

Wait no... what I really mean is if you don't like it you can fuck right off. smile

I need a shower.


I'm off to wash my dirty ass.

Edited to Add: It makes me sad. All my favorite girls are slowly slipping away. Ode to those who have gone. xoxox...
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4mejohn1:
A Very Beautiful Dirty Bottom, have fun Washing it... I would.
blutroyale:
frown They were my faves too! YOU have stay! kiss
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parabolafortysix:
Ooo, tres bien!

Thanks for the birthday wishes, hun!
jozsef:
This may be ancient history, but if another peasant says you're not a 9 or a 10, just say "Thank you so much for pointing that out, I'll give it some thought." It will shut them up and minimize the time you waste interacting with people who who could get get lessons in civility from a junkyard dog. Such opinions mean nothing and demand to be ignored. smile
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OK, so I just realized my set goes up tomorrow. So, no teaser picture, but you can see the whole damn set tomorrow. Keep an eyeball out. I know they have changed the site so you may have to go lookie lookie around for it. smile

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ignacia:
thanx honey kiss

im so exited today is the apointment biggrin
moko699:
Good news love love love love love love love
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Two days and counting. Tomorrow a teaser picture to get you 'prepared' for the whole thing. smile

I have a new dog at my house for a while. A stinky little guy that likes to play fetch. A Yorkie. He's a rescue from someone's back yard. He was sooo stinky and covered in fleas and muck. Now he smells like pee cause when he goes he...
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sportsfan909:
What a sweetie taking in rescue dogs, I hope he adjusts in well
and stops messing up the place. Love animals, but can't have any
with the house on the market.

I am the king of bad timing.... *crash goes the market*
grayness:
Poor little guy. But good for you being a rescuer. love

And I am so looking forward to the teaser!