Top Ten Best things about sex with the dead.
10. They never have a headache
9. They always swallow
8. They dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
7. After a few days, They never gets soft
6. They are never on the rag.
5. They never finish first
4. They never say "Is it in yet?" "You mean that's it?" or "Watch the teeth!"...
Read More
10. They never have a headache
9. They always swallow
8. They dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
7. After a few days, They never gets soft
6. They are never on the rag.
5. They never finish first
4. They never say "Is it in yet?" "You mean that's it?" or "Watch the teeth!"...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 47 COMMENTS
Ugh my head hurts, Im hungover and I think I swallowed bugs last night.
Went to Tim's by the shore last night one last time before they close and had shots #1- 17 I feel like ass. I couldnt make it through all the shots but they gave me a fuckin tshirt just the same. Ugh I think I puked somewhere along the way home...
Read More
Went to Tim's by the shore last night one last time before they close and had shots #1- 17 I feel like ass. I couldnt make it through all the shots but they gave me a fuckin tshirt just the same. Ugh I think I puked somewhere along the way home...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 37 COMMENTS
click_here:
i just wnated you to know that it is 3:32am tuesday the 20th of july, and from being to hyper to sleep i deoced to come on SG.
I forgot who you were, aside from being the group owner of the crank call group
when i clicked on your profile, i got scared, from that picture, wtf? i am all scared now,it looks that you are planning evil things against me in my sleep......very evil creeepy things most like with a dull rusty knife.........are you>?
i need to go find a happy picture now
oh, props on the prof pic,
I forgot who you were, aside from being the group owner of the crank call group
when i clicked on your profile, i got scared, from that picture, wtf? i am all scared now,it looks that you are planning evil things against me in my sleep......very evil creeepy things most like with a dull rusty knife.........are you>?
i need to go find a happy picture now
oh, props on the prof pic,
urbandave:
17 shots is quite impressive, dont think i could take that.
how is the giving up of meat helping?
how is the giving up of meat helping?
Heyya people Hope your weekend was good and fun..
We had the seance Friday night and some weird shit happened. Isabella's friend contacted this "spirit" while she was in college through a ouji board and has been "talking" to it since. So she wanted to include us in so she could show us just what this thing said and did to her. It was kinda...
Read More
We had the seance Friday night and some weird shit happened. Isabella's friend contacted this "spirit" while she was in college through a ouji board and has been "talking" to it since. So she wanted to include us in so she could show us just what this thing said and did to her. It was kinda...
Read More
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
urbandave:
your friend is hot.
theres an english guy called derren brown who did a seance it was so good, he does mind control tricks so it was all fake but freaky as
theres an english guy called derren brown who did a seance it was so good, he does mind control tricks so it was all fake but freaky as
VIEW 25 of 63 COMMENTS
daliyah:
[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 9:31AM]
[Edited on Jul 18, 2004 9:31AM]
dharmabox:
holy fucking lawn mowers that's disturbing hehe!
So You've decided to stalk someone.
Yep.
Have you chosen a person/victim?
Yep
Do they know you are stalking him/her?
Yep
Has he/she gotten a restraining order on you yet?
Nope
Have you made a shrine to him/her yet?
Not yet, working on it.
I happened across this guy on the hookup thingie and left him one of my patented "Happy (fill in day)" pictures....
Read More
Yep.
Have you chosen a person/victim?
Yep
Do they know you are stalking him/her?
Yep
Has he/she gotten a restraining order on you yet?
Nope
Have you made a shrine to him/her yet?
Not yet, working on it.
I happened across this guy on the hookup thingie and left him one of my patented "Happy (fill in day)" pictures....
Read More
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
sen:
There was no doubting...
zumbi22:
Happy stalking! By the way, my date was fucking LAME. But the dancing demon you posted made me feel better. Thanks.
Man, there's ANOTHER version of Driller out there!? Dear god... that shit must be hilarious beyond belief!
Oh, and your sexy robot is on its way. There was a problem at the factory... several workers killed, many more maimed and crippled. Shipping has been delayed by a few days.
P.S. Zebrahead fucking RULES!!! \m/
\m/
[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 11:36PM]
Man, there's ANOTHER version of Driller out there!? Dear god... that shit must be hilarious beyond belief!
Oh, and your sexy robot is on its way. There was a problem at the factory... several workers killed, many more maimed and crippled. Shipping has been delayed by a few days.
P.S. Zebrahead fucking RULES!!! \m/
\m/[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 11:36PM]
Something's rotten deep inside
Need some more formaldehyde
Eyes are turning much too blue
Don't know what's come over you
Skin's a lovely shade of gray
Rigor mortis here to stay
You're the only stiff for me
Can't wait for the autopsy
Get too loose I'll sew it shut
Get my kicks from your dead butt
You are one hot worm food bitch
How I...
Read More
Need some more formaldehyde
Eyes are turning much too blue
Don't know what's come over you
Skin's a lovely shade of gray
Rigor mortis here to stay
You're the only stiff for me
Can't wait for the autopsy
Get too loose I'll sew it shut
Get my kicks from your dead butt
You are one hot worm food bitch
How I...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 49 COMMENTS
vegan4life:
Hmm.....weirdness! 
mschrista:
i know i haven't been around much and i'm sorry but i miss you i really do i tryed to say HI on yahoo the other day but you didn't wright back are you mad at me? if so why love you
Another exciting adventure brought to you by Me and Ash.
She called me up this afternoon and asked me to go with her to spy on her ex's new girl. So I agreed. Dont anyone say I never do stuff for friends!! Anyways this girl lives out in the middle of nowhere. Ash got a call from our friend Isabella who you all may remeber...
Read More
She called me up this afternoon and asked me to go with her to spy on her ex's new girl. So I agreed. Dont anyone say I never do stuff for friends!! Anyways this girl lives out in the middle of nowhere. Ash got a call from our friend Isabella who you all may remeber...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 44 COMMENTS
cheech:
I guess that makes you the Doobie Sisters, huh? 
stina:
hahaha.. #1 amazing story.. someone is going to be very very sad when they realize thier plants are missing.
#2 too bad for them haha
#3 i think im going to go make that sin and put it on my dog hahaha
#2 too bad for them haha
#3 i think im going to go make that sin and put it on my dog hahaha
Wow what a weekend!
The boy went to car races all weekend so it was just me, the kids and some new B-horror movies. I bought this movie called "Vengence of the Dead". Its definately a b-movie must have and worth checking out. It goes along the lines of "The Shining" being that its a ghost story. But its also about revenge. (Thats my word...
Read More
The boy went to car races all weekend so it was just me, the kids and some new B-horror movies. I bought this movie called "Vengence of the Dead". Its definately a b-movie must have and worth checking out. It goes along the lines of "The Shining" being that its a ghost story. But its also about revenge. (Thats my word...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
jpguinness:
People who screw other people over and lie and backstab just suck period. There seems to be a lot of that shit going on where I am at. I want nothing to do with that. It's the sort of crap that should have been left in high school!
Yes. It is too bad you live far away. What would your reaction be if I unexpectedly showed up at your door?
I should have some more photos for you soon. I am in the process of pakcing a bunch of stuff. As you know I am moving soon. Have a sexy erotic week!
Yes. It is too bad you live far away. What would your reaction be if I unexpectedly showed up at your door?
I should have some more photos for you soon. I am in the process of pakcing a bunch of stuff. As you know I am moving soon. Have a sexy erotic week!
groove:
It's a combination of things... mostly, the fact that when men get together, we generally don't usually get all up in each other's business like women do.... 
VIEW 25 of 41 COMMENTS
jpguinness:
Oh lovely pics but I like the tin foil pics of you better. Tin foil is seeeexsheee!!!
peggy:
Always with the scary pics. 
Oh and....new name. Pass it on.
Oh and....new name. Pass it on.
Pull my finger
16 days
VIEW 25 of 39 COMMENTS
nocontrol:
Are you coming down on Sat. night? If so, you're welcome to crash here. Cheech will be and if Jayde feels up to the whole thing, she probably will, too. Plenty of couch room to spare, if you want it.
daliyah:
what's with an empty journal entry.......was it something I said
Pull my finger
16 days so far
Okay so I have poison sumac on my ass.. want to know how I got it? Ash and her stupid ideas...sigh.
Okay so she and the boy broke up a couple weeks ago and she is hell bent that hes been screwing this other girl while he was with her so she wanted to confront him and when I say confront I mean she wants...
Read More
Okay so she and the boy broke up a couple weeks ago and she is hell bent that hes been screwing this other girl while he was with her so she wanted to confront him and when I say confront I mean she wants...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 32 COMMENTS
jpguinness:
Happy.....
Day!
[Edited on Jul 07, 2004 9:24PM]
Day!
[Edited on Jul 07, 2004 9:24PM]
unknowntrigram:
I figured you jost got busy in the woods when i first read it.
you should try that next time.
at least then it is a badge of courage and whatnot...
not just a crazy bitch of a friend.
hehe
you should try that next time.
at least then it is a badge of courage and whatnot...
not just a crazy bitch of a friend.
hehe
07/23 Falls Church, VA - The State Theatre
07/24 Elizabeth, NJ - Rexplex (Hellfest Festival)