God, This weekend sucked major amounts of stinky fermented ass. Tattoo is rescheduled for next Saturday cause I had to work.. Hense, worked all weekend, I made a coworker cry (unintentionally), and to top off the weekend my drivers side door window is broke so theres a piece of wood holding up the window until I can replace the inside mechanics. Which will set me...
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brokenalice:
what you gettin' done?
groove:
Hehehe. I want to come to one of your BBQs sometime... 
Dear Fuckers,
You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So fuckin' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And...
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You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So fuckin' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And...
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jake1030:
barney was a name before a big purple dinosour.....anyways my tool just sits collecting dust and that fucker still has done nothing for me.and by the way its "masturbation"....and how did it go?my masturbation is gonna start around midnight. yay masturbation!!!as for norah jones. she does some good songs. but the real reason ive gotten into her is one shes really sexy two she does mellow songs 3 its been so long since ive been laid i day dream some of the songs she sings to me. deep down i must be gay.
jake1030:
is shes singing to me i kinda pissed her off in the past year.haha. im glad masturbation is a hobby. its one of my favorite pastimes. not much done since i work alot again which is kinda good and bad...
Dear Fuckers,
You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So fuckin' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And...
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You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So fuckin' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And...
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I normally try to keep my journal entries fun and humorous if only to myself but I just think I need to get this off my chest. Last night I was playing Starcraft with a friend and her buddy came online and joined a game with us then started ranting about how hes going to kill himself. So hense my friend leaves the game to...
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jake1030:
is sounds more like the boy idolizes dave chapelle and what kid shouldnt....hes a genius. hell my screen saver says "mmm! mmm! BITCH!" and right now a brand ass new cd is skipping. talk about wtf....oh by the way im going to kill my self and im NOT joking....im just kidding
joshof13thfloor:
I would have kicked that guys ass so hard people would have to invent a new word to describe the damage.
That shit ain't funny.
-Josh
That shit ain't funny.
-Josh
I have nothing better to do then rip this song apart.. forgive me
Q:Scooby-Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
A: Dry humping scrappydoo
We Got Some Work To Do Now.
(Get on the corner and make me some money beotch! bking$ bling$)
Q:Scooby-Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
A: Blowing shaggy for crack money
We Need Some Help From You Now.
(Bitches only call me when you...
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Q:Scooby-Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
A: Dry humping scrappydoo
We Got Some Work To Do Now.
(Get on the corner and make me some money beotch! bking$ bling$)
Q:Scooby-Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
A: Blowing shaggy for crack money
We Need Some Help From You Now.
(Bitches only call me when you...
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brokenalice:
wow you are bored! hehehe
thanks for the compliments...
yeah i always like velma too
thanks for the compliments...
yeah i always like velma too
jake1030:
yeah. i find it disturbing but if its free its for me. so its a torn feeling.anyways.. im writing a new entry....
Ugh.. I bought this new pill thing that is suppose to take the hangover away. Called "Chaser" It does not work. It says on the package it will allow you to drink as much as you want with no hangover. I'm thinking "miracle drug" and gullible me buys it. False advertising sucks. And I fell and scraped meh knee. All around bad day. On a...
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joshof13thfloor:
A pinto? No thanks, but if you've got a Dodge Dart then i'd be happy to take one off your hands. 
So, just out of curiosity, what brought you to my journal? My magnetic personality? My devestating good looks? Lose a bet?
-Josh
So, just out of curiosity, what brought you to my journal? My magnetic personality? My devestating good looks? Lose a bet?
-Josh
jake1030:
haha it is but still sand in my crack for my life.....that could get rough
Ugh.. I bought this new pill thing that is suppose to take the hangover away. Called "Chaser" It does not work. It says on the package it will allow you to drink as much as you want with no hangover. I'm thinking "miracle drug" and gullible me buys it. False advertising sucks. And I fell and scraped meh knee. All around bad day. On a...
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Ever listen to a song and think the words are one thing then actually look up the lyrics to find you have been totally singing the wrong words Hahah I still like my version better. You know that Christmas song "Winter Wonderland" Wouldnt it be a better song if it actually said instead of "Walking in a winter wonderland" If it was changed to "Walkin'...
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stina:
ha... i agree with you on the cheese leather seat shit. My bf has vynil or leather seats and its like the nastiest in the summer. Last summer I was wearing a bathing suit and I went to get up and I had like sweat ass marks from the seats and seat prints on my thighs.. thats gross haha.
I also agree with the song thing. Ask friday haha.. i always sing the wrong words to songs and everyone ets stressed.. but i just like my words better haha
I also agree with the song thing. Ask friday haha.. i always sing the wrong words to songs and everyone ets stressed.. but i just like my words better
hahaI just got off the phone with my friend and she witnessed the video for "she bangs" by that William Hung fella also. We both agreed to stick broken pencils in our eyes for having watched the entire video. Its like a car wreck I just couldnt not look. I can sing just as bad if not worse then him and You dont see me...
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jake1030:
im sorry about the video....so yeah ive heard good things about the toerag.but one of the guys i went to school with he works for a volkswagen dealer if you want i can find out stuff about it.
Blah I keep burping up cheese dip and I havent eaten cheese dip in 2 days wtf? At least the web page no longer mocks meh. Or is it?
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jake1030:
well what car are you talking about...as for the 20 questions i dont mind. they arent annoying
jake1030:
haha far from a camero or a torino or a cuda....the tires i got were 165 87 r 15.....in other words really small width wise. kinda tall though. i drive a 1973 piss yellow vw bug. im modest in a odd way. almost all the things i do i do modestly. i rarely go all out or half ass.
Edit Your friends:
You have no friends. Ha. ha
Even the web page mocks me. Damn you!!!
You have no friends. Ha. ha
Even the web page mocks me. Damn you!!!
mnprogrock:
hey, your profile pic is wayyy hot 
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Kyle
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Kyle