lilmissmorbid

I try to smile, I really do. I need to look through the reject pictures from the set and see if I did smile more than made it to the set. Whenever I see pictures of me smiling my eyes get so squinty.

Needless to say two gay cats humping is scoring better at photo.net than my "egg" pic. Well at least this time it is mammels and not insects.



Thanks for the kudos.

Oh, the irony. His shirt makes the picture.

Damn....I missed where you were asking for questions.

1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
A toe. My fingers are more impoartant as I like to touch things...and people!

2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why? Uh....what do you think? Cannot have sex if you are the Pope or Mother Teresa.

3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Yes. Because I have no self-control plus I am poor. This would be the ultimate opportunity to get out of poverty I am succumed to.

Awww no prob about the phone cards...

AWWW WEE BABY RAT! I love rats.. I had a cream rat with a white tummy named Wesley Willis... and he hated all of mankind. Make sure you give your wee baby rat lots of wee love!

Wee!

1. Do you feel that "fucktard" is the coolest insult in the English language right now?

2. Do you know my Uncle Wilton?

3. Which of our senses do you think you could do without... you know, if some mean old bad guy gave you an ultimatum?

loved that "Weed is better than Jesus". Made me laugh!!

Sorry about your bitchy manager.

Xbox is cool, but have you not sampled the Joys of Gamecube?

What other games do you rate?

I also see that you are having trouble getting back to everyone so no hard feelings if don`t get back to me.

Ps I love your swearing, Cunttard is a new one for me.

squish, squish, squish

hey. hope things are still good. you've been oddly quiet of late.

I go on a verbal killing spree every day in my head. I call it "Internal Tourette's Syndrome."

I been fighting those thoughts on a daily basis since March 31 2004

i did indeed have a friction filled weekend. but there was lube, too.

oh, and i have a version of locust doing master and servant on a dm cover album that's pretty hot... oh, for some reason that also made me thing of the bigod20 version of like a prayer that might be really fucking hot...

damn, why can't i see from here?!?!?!

Poor little bunnies....

Have fun!

this reminds me of being in High School. I had a pretty big "church" fetish I guess you can say. I loved fucking in them and I'm not sure if this was the drugs that i dabbled in back then but I could of swore I could hear angels crying in the background or just in my head I dunno, So yeah I went to church more than the preachers did. I also invented a technique I call prayer back then. Don't you just love centamental memories?.......but, i'm rambling again... I say go for it. It'll be great.Make them angels cry!

hey where'd you get that bra anyway? i want one too!!!

aw, shit man. i know working retail isn't anything like working the pole but lemme just tell you that kind of shit's happened to me over and over and over and over...and over...in school they called me "big johnson," "lazy boy" etc. at work fuckheads would come to my checkout line so they could fucking harrass me...you handled it so much better than i've ever been able to. you see, as much as it sounds like fun to lash out and beat the piss out of people, that's the only way i really knew how to deal with it. so instead of quietly and nobly making other people look like asses, i would just got fucking nuts and cuss them out and swing at them...which always gave the bastards another chance to crack a few jokes, while at the same time making me look like a RETARD. so, honey, cheers to you for dealing with WV rednecks and all of their infinite stupidity. you keep wrapping 'round that pole. you're "the whole tree" dammit.

Assholes. Maybe they're the ones who need to take a good look in the mirror and figure out what's wrong there. Anybody that mean and ignorant doesn't deserve to have you get all upset over what they think, y'know?

Fuck 'em...you're hot...we know it, you know it, everyone knows it. For every asshole that might judge you for your size, there are at least 2-3 waiting patiently to admire you for being the goddess that you are.

I say fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all raw with a rusty tire iron.

Duh, that's right. I've seen your other pictures. I should have been able to pick you out. I was tired last night. I wrote you a testimonial if you hadn't noticed already.

You know I may take up your offer for a date at some point....or you could come here too!

Free plane ticket?