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Today is a good day. I got to bull shit at work all day with Ninedayjane, and McDonalds has Shamrock Shakes.

So I seemed to have committed a cardinal sin. The other day after getting kicked around the block at work I asked the question, why do nice guys finish last?

It seems that by asking that question and referring to myself as a nice guy, that proves that Im not a nice guy. Im just acting like a nice guy, because nice guys dont need...
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It's going to be one of those days. I can tell already.

This just isnt my month for women. My size Barbie just dumped me for Bridget the Midget. I must be blind, I didnt see it coming.

Developed some pictures for a lady who just got back from Honduras. She was there working as a nurse. One of the pics was some guy who had a hernia the size of a small watermelon. Trust me on...
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Ok, so today at work some really annoying women didnt believe me when I told her it was Feb 29th. She said there were only 28 days in Feb. I said normally yes, but this is a leap year. Her response to that was, Theres no such thing, youre making that up.

This went on for a while. Eventually I got her to leave. She...
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Went to AcornPigTurtle B-day party last night. Meet a lot of great people, some I dont remember their names, sorry. I was a bit nervous going in. I had met some of you at the SG show. Im not good at the meet new people and socializing thing. To anyone reading this, they really are as nice and cool as everyone says. Thanks for taking...
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WHITE RABBIT -- Jefferson Airplane

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was...
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The Passion of the Christ.

I just got back from seeing this movie. If I had to choose a word to describe this movie it would be devastating.

From the opening moment to the end, this film overwhelmed me. There were time when I could feel my heart beating. Some scenes are so intense, I had to look away from the screen.

I sat in...
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I talked to my old boss the other day. Shes really cool; I was pissed when she was fired. I think the term that was used was downsized. I work for a branch of Kodak. The reason that my old boss was fired, and the reason that I will eventually be downsized/fired is this: They took the digital age of photography for granted.

Kodak is...
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"Hurt"
Nine Inch Nails

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my empire...
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I feel like today. Yesterday I forgot to pick up my meds before I came home. So I spent last night tossing and turning because I didnt have my Ambiem to help me sleep. I am addicted to Ambien. I cant sleep without it. I took a couple of Tylenol PMs but thats baby aspirin compared to Ambien. So I didnt really get any sleep....
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Is this all there is to life?

I have to find another job. I hate mine. I used to love it but now I go in and my 9:30 Im ready to say the fuck with it and walk out. I dont of course; I need money. I moved into a new place in December that is turned out to be a bit more expensive...
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