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NinedayJane and I have decided to start our world domination with the conquest of Canada. Stand with us and ye shall have all the Labatts Beer your bellies can hold.

Stand against us, and we will grind your filthy bones under our boot heals.

I think I should change my name to Sy the photo guy. I know way too much about my regular customers.

There is scary cat lady. She has about a dozen cats. Then there is REALLY really scary cat lady. The first time she came in she made it sound like the roll of film was the only picture she had of her dieing baby....
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Went and saw Down of the Dead. Kick-ass double cool. Im a huge zombie movie freak. I like that the zombies are fast movers. They can run you down and tear your flesh off. It wasnt super scary but I thought it was pretty cool.

Had sushi for dimmer last night, yummy.

Today I had a guy moment. I fixed my car. It wouldnt start...
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The other day I did something that could get me in a lot of trouble. This guy and his girlfriend came in and dropped of some film. She didnt want to leave it for one hour, he did. The way she was acting I knew there were nudes on the roll. Im pretty good at picking the people out that will have interesting photos.

Anyway,...
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I have a new favorite word, FuckNut. Say it loud, say it proud.

I have more to say but Im too tired to type it tonight.

I got my iBook today. It's a kickass sweet machine.

I have to work a 11 hour shift tomorrow, that sucks. My back is killing me so I'm really not looking forword to it. Plus, all I want to do is stay home and play with my precious.

People annoy me.

Ive said it on many occasions and Ill say it here. How hard is it to be polite? Would it really kill people to say please, thank you or excuse me?

As many of you know, I work with NinedayJane. Everyday there are people who will come right up to my counter and just about push her out of the way. She...
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Eskimo

Today was a fun day. Ninedayjane and I are working the same shifts this week, so we get to hang out and B.S. all day.

Today there was a guy that came in wearing thin shorts and no underwear. She pointed this out to me because her appeared to be sporting a chubby. When you looked at him from the side he defiantly had some...
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I had a friend give me some good advice the other day on the Chicago thing. She said, Dont go because your afraid to stay, and dont stay because your afraid to go.

Assuming me gets the job, and thats a big assumption, it looks like Im Chicago bound.

This is a long entry. Please read it, I'm seeking advice.

I dont know but Ive been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

I just got done watching Full Metal Jacket. I love that movie. Ive always been of the opinion that you either get Stanley Kubrick or you dont. I havent met many people that are so-so on his movies. Doctor Strangelove and A...
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