Whys my picture on this milk carton?
MST3K: Pod People.
Chief?
MST3K: Pod People.
Chief?
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I finished a story I was writing for Jane. I havent written an entire story in sometime. I saw it as a warm up piece. Its a naughty story about her and a girl we work with.
Its by no means the best thing Ive ever written, but I dont think it turned out half bad. I usually dont write erotica so this was kind...
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Its by no means the best thing Ive ever written, but I dont think it turned out half bad. I usually dont write erotica so this was kind...
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willdabeast:
well 90% is a start 
let me tell you, women love the bald head. i'd even tell you the secret shaving technique to make it a smooth as can be. 
let me tell you, women love the bald head. i'd even tell you the secret shaving technique to make it a smooth as can be. 
speedphreak:
Gotta agree with Madwill, shave it down. Get a pair of Wahl clippers and use them with the guard off. Cheap and easy,....hmmmm, kinda like me.
Plus, you save a fortune in hair care products!
Plus, when we get the SGKzoo group together, we'll look like a skinhead convention. No one will fuck with us!
P.S. Chicks dig it.
Plus, you save a fortune in hair care products!
Plus, when we get the SGKzoo group together, we'll look like a skinhead convention. No one will fuck with us!
P.S. Chicks dig it.
The other day I ran into one of my favorite customers at a cafe. Shes a hottie, but also involved with someone. She always stops by to say hi when shes in the store even when she doesnt film to drop off.
We kind of flirt, its nothing serious, just playful. She asked me to join her. We talked, she told me many times how...
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We kind of flirt, its nothing serious, just playful. She asked me to join her. We talked, she told me many times how...
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evanx:
To: J up there -
To you: RE: comments in my journal -
And, hey! Any word on a ride for tomorrow night?
To you: RE: comments in my journal -
And, hey! Any word on a ride for tomorrow night?
bathory:
thanks!
I had a nice encounter with a beautiful woman today. To say anymore doesnt seem proper.
Despite seven hours of paperwork, today was a good day.
Despite seven hours of paperwork, today was a good day.
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elwood81:
kick ass!!!!! and what a gentleman not tellin
ninedayjane:
lies....
I was just mugged by a duck. Im not kidding. I had to give him a piece of my cheese to get him to leave me alone. I think he was one of those crazy homeless ducks you always hear about on the news.
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osoesoteric:
because then i would have to charge you...
osoesoteric:
i got attacked by a swan once... it was bad... i was about to bitch slap it when someone came by... those things can be vicious...
I got my starter fixed. Luckily, my bro-in-law is a great mechanic. I was able to borrow a hundred bucks from them to get the part.
I really really hate asking anyone for money.
Life goes on.
I really really hate asking anyone for money.
Life goes on.
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x:
ki actualy cant make it to the party... otherwise i would.. i realized after posting that i could go that i was going to a weeding that weekend.
I got paid on Thursday and was hella broke on Friday. It gets better. Friday afternoon after I had realized just how broke I was, the starter in my car died. So now Im double hella broke with a cherry on top.
After freaking out for a while, I meditated and chilled out. The next 2 weeks are going to suck. Oh, well.
After freaking out for a while, I meditated and chilled out. The next 2 weeks are going to suck. Oh, well.
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evanx:
I know Ms. NDJ had expressed some interest in coming over next Saturday. Ask her if she still wants to, and she could give you a ride! Also, X, Sabine, and jet_synthetic are all planning on coming. So Ask them if you can tag along!
Ive started meditating again. It seems to be helping with my depression/anxiety.
Im going to borrow a page from TiffanyJewel.
Customer: I want to get these digital films developed. (She hands me a Kodak disposable camera.)
Me: If you want to get the free CD with this it has to go to our send-out service.
Customer: No youre not listening; its a digital camera....
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Im going to borrow a page from TiffanyJewel.
Customer: I want to get these digital films developed. (She hands me a Kodak disposable camera.)
Me: If you want to get the free CD with this it has to go to our send-out service.
Customer: No youre not listening; its a digital camera....
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gigi:
Cool story!
I would fucking hate dealing with idiots like the one you mentioned. But you can at least be happy you aren't stupid like them.
(PS - It's LaDolceVita. I just changed my name.)
I would fucking hate dealing with idiots like the one you mentioned. But you can at least be happy you aren't stupid like them.
(PS - It's LaDolceVita. I just changed my name.)
willdabeast:
hey ,man, can you get a couple of those digital cameras for $8? i;ve always wanted a digital camera. it sounds like a good deal!
Worked all day for the man. 8 hrs of work followed up with 4 hrs of training. What have I learned? I shouldnt ask a transgender Guatemalan about the Roman Catholic Church.
syh:
That sounds like a heavy conversation there. 
Life is good. The girlfriend & I are hitting it off rather well. Makes for a happy SYH.
Life is good.
The girlfriend & I are hitting it off rather well. Makes for a happy SYH. In the same vain as my rant against self-serve bottle machines I give you
LightBulbJack vs. UPS
So I have to return my lap top that I got not to long ago. The battery isnt holding a charge. Because they cant tell without looking at it if the battery is bad or if its the computer, I have to send everything back. Not happy. You...
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LightBulbJack vs. UPS
So I have to return my lap top that I got not to long ago. The battery isnt holding a charge. Because they cant tell without looking at it if the battery is bad or if its the computer, I have to send everything back. Not happy. You...
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tiffanyjewel:
You really have a dead wish don't you?
lastbadger:
Fuck the machines! Well except my computer and X-box because you know I like them
Ive got a scab on the back of my leg about the size of a quarter. I dont remember gitting it and its a pretty serious scab. Anyone care to offer a suggestion as to how I got it?
I know talking about scabs is gross.
I really dont have the slightest idea how I got it.
I know talking about scabs is gross.
I really dont have the slightest idea how I got it.
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tiffanyjewel:
just put a bandaide on it and forget it
oninotaki:
The mole people totally planted a mind control device in your leg when you where sleeping!
Vanity thy name is Jack.
I got contacts this week. Ive had to wear glasses since I was 16. Gotta tell you, Im loving them. Ive had so many people stop and tell me how pretty my eyes are Ive lost count.
The other day I was at a store and I got a box biscuit mix off a high shelf for this old women....
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I got contacts this week. Ive had to wear glasses since I was 16. Gotta tell you, Im loving them. Ive had so many people stop and tell me how pretty my eyes are Ive lost count.
The other day I was at a store and I got a box biscuit mix off a high shelf for this old women....
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unique3:
I have a set in the couples group.
also. I tried contacts too. but the didnt work. wrong prescription or something. but the doc wouldnt do anything about it so for the last couple years I've beens tuck w/no glasses and contacts I cant wear!
also. I tried contacts too. but the didnt work. wrong prescription or something. but the doc wouldnt do anything about it so for the last couple years I've beens tuck w/no glasses and contacts I cant wear!
lastbadger:
D00d, Thats awersome. I'm Super Happy for you. Now you just gotta perfect that pimp walk of yours
oh! nice talking with you
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