It needs work but I thought I would share. Ok, it needs alot of work but I like the idea.
Post It note theater
Its the dead of the night, and young Amish Turks have gathered at the cheese factory. Brazen Amish girls walk among them with their bonnets off and the top button of their shirts undone.
Just about the time everyone is ready...
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Post It note theater
Its the dead of the night, and young Amish Turks have gathered at the cheese factory. Brazen Amish girls walk among them with their bonnets off and the top button of their shirts undone.
Just about the time everyone is ready...
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cletus573:
Dude I still suck, so don't worry about it. It's all good.
evanx:
Hey, thanks for coming out last night! We had a fun time! 
Pop quiz answers
1. How many 200 mg Ibuprofens did I take today? c. 14 Actually it was 18 by the time I went to bed. Dont try this at home kiddies.
My back is uber fucked up at the moment.
2. Which one of these subjects did one of my customers decide to describe to me in graphic detail? c. A hematoma.
3. True...
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1. How many 200 mg Ibuprofens did I take today? c. 14 Actually it was 18 by the time I went to bed. Dont try this at home kiddies.
My back is uber fucked up at the moment.
2. Which one of these subjects did one of my customers decide to describe to me in graphic detail? c. A hematoma.
3. True...
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catwoman:
What else do you think two girls have to do at"camp" 
shewulf:
Woohoo I'm glad that I won. I am so great. actually you are so great 
My back hurts so bad I can barely stand. It feels like the vertebra in my lower back is grinding against each other. Needs less to say today sucked.
Take my pop quiz God Damn it!!!!! The coolness of the prize will be determined by who ever I declare the winner. Anyone with boobs will automatically get a much cooler prize. Girl boobs.
1. How...
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Take my pop quiz God Damn it!!!!! The coolness of the prize will be determined by who ever I declare the winner. Anyone with boobs will automatically get a much cooler prize. Girl boobs.
1. How...
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osoesoteric:
i'm loving the painting...
1. b
2. c
3. True
4. c (i hope)
5. False (way to many people would be in cornfields...)
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1. b
2. c
3. True
4. c (i hope)
5. False (way to many people would be in cornfields...)
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kira:
1. b
2. b
3. true
4. c
5. true
so you like my new coolness...i love them...
2. b
3. true
4. c
5. true
so you like my new coolness...i love them...
There are some truly amazing people on this site. My last mental blowout brought that fact home. I case I never said it, thank you.
Dont worry Im not leaving or dieing. I just want to thank you guys for taking in a stray and making him feel welcome.
You guys rock.
Tomorrow is my open to close day. My back already hurts. Its going...
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Dont worry Im not leaving or dieing. I just want to thank you guys for taking in a stray and making him feel welcome.
You guys rock.
Tomorrow is my open to close day. My back already hurts. Its going...
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syh:
Hmm...Limey penguins...
You know, those tuxedoed bastards are devious enough to do that!
*goes off to interrogate Limey penguins*
You know, those tuxedoed bastards are devious enough to do that!
*goes off to interrogate Limey penguins*
willdabeast:
from one stray to another... 
and yes, TiffanyJewel looks good,make that great, in a corset. it didn't hurt that she was covered in chocloate syrup
and yes, TiffanyJewel looks good,make that great, in a corset. it didn't hurt that she was covered in chocloate syrup
Maybe its because I dont want to go back to work tomorrow and start fighting with my boss. Maybe its the weather. Maybe its because I feel like someone just threw me away. I dont know. Today I just feel beige.
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evanx:
Yea, same here... blah.....
willdabeast:
i'm an old farm boy. i have no illusions about animals
I just got back from seeing The Day After Tomorrow. There were sooo many MST3K moments in this movie. I had a hard time not talking to the screen. We really need to have a viewing of this movie when it comes out on DVD.
unknowntrigram:
Do not forget the all mighty power of jesus. He totally pulled for you and stuff. I got a nice gift basket from him telling me to vote for you. Good guy Jesus. Yeah. That movie looks terrable.
I think Ive figured out what my problem is. Im wrapped up like a douche with a rubber-handled knife.
Now excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Now excuse me while I kiss this guy.
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unknowntrigram:
unh.... you win the award for the weirdest journal entry i've read this week.
please accept a membership to the BCB as you award.
welcome.
please accept a membership to the BCB as you award.
welcome.
lastbadger:
How the hell does your new profile pic make you look exactly like AyPeeTee?
Is LightBulbJack going to have to choke a bitch?
The two-week truce between my boss and I has ended. Open hostilities shall resume next Tuesday with another call to H.R.
I found out today that my boss is denying the temporary assignment pay to the women she had working as the onsite boss for a store. Heres the deal. In December my boss asked me...
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The two-week truce between my boss and I has ended. Open hostilities shall resume next Tuesday with another call to H.R.
I found out today that my boss is denying the temporary assignment pay to the women she had working as the onsite boss for a store. Heres the deal. In December my boss asked me...
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syh:
Well, I'll visit you in jail.
shewulf:
Thanks babe I'm glad that you liked my pics. As for me losing my job at my fiance parnts business well that just sucks ass but i have an interview today so things are looking up. Also the baby thing was a false alarm. I'm not pregnant. Thank god cause i'm not ready.
Hmmm choking her wouldnt be a good idea but like SYH653 said I'll come visit you in jail.
Hmmm choking her wouldnt be a good idea but like SYH653 said I'll come visit you in jail.
Its time for high school prom and that means I will get the following type photos:
Boys in tuxes puking.
Girls in prom dresses hiked up peeing in the woods/parking lot. Never fails I get a few every year.
Shots of the boy and girls posed by the parents and the boy is caught on film looking down the front of her dress.
Areloa-rama.
Girls...
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Boys in tuxes puking.
Girls in prom dresses hiked up peeing in the woods/parking lot. Never fails I get a few every year.
Shots of the boy and girls posed by the parents and the boy is caught on film looking down the front of her dress.
Areloa-rama.
Girls...
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willdabeast:
"look at my daughter's nipple!!!!"
answer...." obviously her best feature, Ma'am "
it is a good thing i don't work with the public.
answer...." obviously her best feature, Ma'am "
it is a good thing i don't work with the public.
criticaloversite:
It's not loose, so much as it has a mind of it's own and doesn't wish to sit in it's socket anymore, hah.
Random thought I dont feel like explaining right now.
I bow to no man, or woman.
Holding on to the past because your afraid only make the present painful.
A wolf in sheeps clothing is still a wolf.
Taking 15, 200 mg Ibuprofen in under 10 hours on an empty stomach cant be good for you.
Knowing what you should do is easy. Actually doing...
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I bow to no man, or woman.
Holding on to the past because your afraid only make the present painful.
A wolf in sheeps clothing is still a wolf.
Taking 15, 200 mg Ibuprofen in under 10 hours on an empty stomach cant be good for you.
Knowing what you should do is easy. Actually doing...
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ginacherry:
aaahhh...the snowball...an aquired delicacy.
unique3:
LOL. yeah I do think Helen of Troy was beautiful but I must also agree that Brad Pitt and Orlando were way prettier then she was.
hmm. what could that mother have been thinking! why would she want to point out her daughters nipple? odd.
yes. we shall meet sometime. I will attend an SG even ONE day. soon I hope. not that much is going on that I know of...
but yes, chocolate is good. we could meet at starbucks and I could have chocolate drink!
hmm. what could that mother have been thinking! why would she want to point out her daughters nipple? odd.
yes. we shall meet sometime. I will attend an SG even ONE day. soon I hope. not that much is going on that I know of...
but yes, chocolate is good. we could meet at starbucks and I could have chocolate drink!
Today may be the day.
On my signal, unleash Hell.
On my signal, unleash Hell.
I hate the people I work with. Whenever one of them needs me to cover a shift for them I do if I can. If my employees need time off, I bend over backwards to get it for them. Will anyone come in and work a few hours tomorrow so I dont have to do an open to close? Hell no.
I have 2 students...
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I have 2 students...
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ninedayjane:
you know that classes are over for both MSU and LCC. if they say that they have class they are lying.
willdabeast:
are you hourly or salary? do you have the power to fire these people? if so use it!!!