lightbulbjack

Update
So what do you think of the new profile pic?

I didnt get done nearly as much as I wanted to this weekend. Here are a few things Ive learned over the past two days.

Im really not ready to be a father. I watched my 5 and 2-year old nieces for about 7 hours today. I dont know how my sister does it...
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What do you think, should I do it or not?

Is it just me or does anyone else smell fish sticks?

I think Im going to try and shoot a new profile pic. I think its time to show my pretty mug, dont you?

Now I want fish sticks.

I think I have found my next tattoo. Now I just need to find the time and money to get it done.

When I was in...
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I have returned from my walkabout. Over the past few day cretin truths were made clear to me. My guide on this self-involved adventure was a transgender marsupial named Connie. I was skeptical at first but after undergoing the ritual of self-enlightenment I was able to rid myself of a few personal demons.

The ritual if anyone is interested in trying it involves a large...
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I have returned.

More later.

Jack has left the building.

Blah blah blah, ba blah blah blah.

Today was a long day at the monkey factory.

I developed some truly skanky photos.

I spent the better part of the afternoon on the phone with tech support for one of my machines. How can a company hire computer illiterate people to handle a computer help line?

I ran into a guy tonight who has a thing for me. I havent seen him since...
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When you want to blow off steam, what do you do?

Im having one of those days where I just want to climb on top of the world and scream. I didnt have a bad day. Im not depressed. I just feel like I have all this energy trapped inside of me with no way for it to get out.

I need to break my social isolation. Im just not sure how.

Why did you do that?