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houdinidawg:
Sympathy, Compassion, (Inserted joke), Conclusion
I think my cat is bulimic. Shes been listening to the Carpenters a lot lately too.
Fuck, how can it only be Wednesday? Work had been insane this week. I need some time off.
I had my review today; I got a 30-cent raise. Go me. 5 more weeks to go but at least I got a raise. Why is it the longer and harder I work the poorer I am?
Im exhausted tonight. I feel like I could sleep for...
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I had my review today; I got a 30-cent raise. Go me. 5 more weeks to go but at least I got a raise. Why is it the longer and harder I work the poorer I am?
Im exhausted tonight. I feel like I could sleep for...
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keila:
Today seemed sooooooo long. And it sucked going into work this morning a tad bit hung over 
opps....guess I should eat more when I'm going out drinking.
opps....guess I should eat more when I'm going out drinking.
armadillofuzz:
when we get raises, it's just 3%. kinda sucks.
Im ready to pronounce judgment on duck-dom. Ducks are psychotic. If they could, ducks would be the serial killers of the animal kingdom. Mark my words; if it were within their ability, they would kill just for the crazy kicks of it.
Ive been walking along the river walk since the weather has been nice. Tonight I stopped and got some cheep hamburger buns to...
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Ive been walking along the river walk since the weather has been nice. Tonight I stopped and got some cheep hamburger buns to...
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aaronsrod:
you can add geese too the are right mad bastards, I once had a neighbour that keep them as guard geese and they where as good if not better then any dog and they would attack on sight haha fuckers
tripleb_doom:
dude mallards are the hannibal lecturs of the animal kingdom. daffy duck was also obviously psychotic with an unhealthy and voilent tendeinces towards rabbits 
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
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pebbles:
so how the hell have you been?
willdabeast:
goog god... ABBA! 
Its been a fucked up day. 
osoesoteric:
your telling me... it's been a fucked up week...
Im at a movie theater the other night when I over hear a conversation between a guy and a girl sitting behind me. The guy is telling her how cool flying squirrels are because they can glide in the air for over 240 feet. To which the girl replies, Wow, thats like over a half a mile.
They werent kids. They were both in their...
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houdinidawg:
Stupid people make me laugh. 
But wait I make my self laugh as well.
I wounder what that means.
But wait I make my self laugh as well.
I wounder what that means.
osoesoteric:
haha... i really hope you know i was just kiding... if not then 
Went and saw Sahara last night, it was actually pretty good. I didnt have high hopes for it but it turned out to be a fun movie. Its one of those movies you just kinda kick back and go along for the ride. Plus, Steve Zahn if really funny in it.
Theres a new zombie flix coming out in July, Undead I likes me the...
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Theres a new zombie flix coming out in July, Undead I likes me the...
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faithless000:
another ambien night, i take it?
step away from the computer, jack.
step away from the computer, jack.
Update
Several of you are sooo close to getting the quiz right. The mighty Merv is only 2 questions off So dear kiddies, that version of the Passion of the Christ is still up for grabs.
The little Jesus freak girl was up to it again. She invited me over to her place tonight. Said we would have some wine, relax. At first Im thinking,...
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Several of you are sooo close to getting the quiz right. The mighty Merv is only 2 questions off So dear kiddies, that
version of the Passion of the Christ is still up for grabs.
The little Jesus freak girl was up to it again. She invited me over to her place tonight. Said we would have some wine, relax. At first Im thinking,...
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aaronsrod:
What!! I could have sworn that I had it down, this news comes as a shock!
houdinidawg:
1. Hopefully true
2. a.Slash her tires on a regular basis.
3. e.All of the above.
4. b.The only acceptable color for under-attire is white. (Underwear for the boys and bra and panties for the girls) I know how they might be able to check the boys but how would they check the girls.
5. c..Paring up and making out. Thats what I would do.
6. True
7. d.Both B & C Bible Thumping Christians can be so accepting.
2. a.Slash her tires on a regular basis.
3. e.All of the above.
4. b.The only acceptable color for under-attire is white. (Underwear for the boys and bra and panties for the girls) I know how they might be able to check the boys but how would they check the girls.
5. c..Paring up and making out. Thats what I would do.
6. True
7. d.Both B & C Bible Thumping Christians can be so accepting.
In seven weeks I will out of a job. June 1, 2005. Im not supposed to tell anyone what our last day of operation is going to be, so lets just keep this between you and me. Oh, and my boss is going to come to my lab sometime next week and give me my review. If I score high enough, Ill get a raise....
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willdabeast:
they are going to give you a raise for job you will lose in 7 weeks? sure it isn't hush money?
emtdan:
i prefer the frozen body thru wood-chipper method...lol
Well tomorrow I find out when my last day will be. One last 8 a.m. conference call.
I havent written a post it note story in awhile, so I thought now world be a good time. I wrote it at work, its still very rough but I like it. But the real test is what do you think of it?
Post-it note theater
You make...
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I havent written a post it note story in awhile, so I thought now world be a good time. I wrote it at work, its still very rough but I like it. But the real test is what do you think of it?
Post-it note theater
You make...
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syh:
I think it should go to all three of the wire services. API, Reuters, and UPI.
SYH Begins Spring Cleaning--Archy & Mehitabel Soon to Find New Digs
SYH Begins Spring Cleaning--Archy & Mehitabel Soon to Find New Digs
Well I guess that asshole from Saturday tagged me a little harder that I thought. I didnt notice yesterday because I didnt look in a mirror, but I have a nice little burse where he hit me. Its not bad; itll be gone in a day or two. His eye was puffing up after I hit him so I think hell have his a little...
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unique3:
thanks!!
ladymaze:
Well, at least once you know, you can start looking for something else. I know you're not all that happy in your current job. Maybe you can find something really good now!