Phrases everyone needs to fucking learn.
Please
Thank you
Excuse me
Im sorry
Hello
5 little phrases, its not hard to remember.
I hate my customers.
One more phrase you should keep in mind.
It burns it burns, oh God Im on fire, someone please help me.
That concludes my free time for Friday.
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Please
Thank you
Excuse me
Im sorry
Hello
5 little phrases, its not hard to remember.
I hate my customers.
One more phrase you should keep in mind.
It burns it burns, oh God Im on fire, someone please help me.
That concludes my free time for Friday.
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Tomorrow Im getting an hour-long massage and it will be magnificent. 
Then I have 3 days of open to close shifts at work and that will suck.
It looks like Ill be going on a non-date with the girl who read my story and blushed.
I am so very very tired.
I only have 10 more days to work before I get a day off....
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Then I have 3 days of open to close shifts at work and that will suck.
It looks like Ill be going on a non-date with the girl who read my story and blushed.
I am so very very tired.
I only have 10 more days to work before I get a day off....
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ladymaze:
I DO own it, of course! But thanks for the offer!
You're not SO old.
You're not SO old.
willdabeast:
which movies?
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x:
no its a girl i live with 
ladymaze:
Cricket is...no, not better, really. She's in doggy ICU right now, because she can't eat and won't get better unless she can stay strong, so she's being tube-fed.
Is the "something" a package? If so, I'll e-mail you my mom's address...I can't seem to convince the post office to actually GIVE me things larger than magazines...
Thanks for the good thoughts.
Is the "something" a package? If so, I'll e-mail you my mom's address...I can't seem to convince the post office to actually GIVE me things larger than magazines...
Thanks for the good thoughts.
This may turn into a long entry; Im not going to have a day off again until Mat 14th. On that day Im hoping to make it to Motor City Comic Con in Novi. They always have tons of bootleg movies from all over the world.
Im a vain man. Im reminded of this whenever I go back to wearing my contacts. I didnt really...
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ladymaze:
Thank you.
fuck fuck fuck
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aaronsrod:
your a fucking tough crowd *smirk*
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[Edited on May 01, 2005 4:36PM]
tripleb_doom:
yup 
Ok, now to be fair, what do you expect from John Woo Elementary
You can't see it in this vid, but each hallway has a minimum of three doves flying in slow motion.
You can't see it in this vid, but each hallway has a minimum of three doves flying in slow motion.
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tripleb_doom:
thats awsome
there is a feuerbringer elementary in saginaw my buddy teaches karate there
i was expecting pissed off german barbarians not 6 year olds
there is a feuerbringer elementary in saginaw my buddy teaches karate there
i was expecting pissed off german barbarians not 6 year olds
houdinidawg:
I think I was friends with that kid. 
In the presidential press conference Bush said in reference to the problems in Iraq, Its not easy to go from a tyranny to a democracy.
By my clock, it only took us a few years to go from a democracy to a tyranny.
By my clock, it only took us a few years to go from a democracy to a tyranny.
aaronsrod:
*check's clock* yep that's what my clock say's too
For those of you with high-speed Internet connections, check this out. Break it up, by Carl Lewis
Do you think Carl ever looks back on that and thinks, What in the hell was I thinking, was I really that big of a douche?
For those of you on dial up, check out this guys work. Sidewalk Chalk Art This guy is amazing.
Do you think Carl ever looks back on that and thinks, What in the hell was I thinking, was I really that big of a douche?
For those of you on dial up, check out this guys work. Sidewalk Chalk Art This guy is amazing.
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houdinidawg:
That or "Cocaine is a powerful drug."
Unbelievable!
Unbelievable!
shewulf:
I bet he does look back on it and wonder "what the hell was I thinking?"
The side walk chalk is amazing. I've seen those before.
The side walk chalk is amazing. I've seen those before.
My lab is open 35 more days. As it looks right now, Ill be working 30 of those days. The money will be good but it doesnt leave me much time to find another job. So far the hunt has turned up a big zero in job prospects.
I was just talking to my sister; she told me my brother in law is losing his...
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ladymaze:
Goodnight...
unique3:
I figure whats suppose to happen will. It'll work out eventually.
God Im bored. 
Keep asking questions, anything you want to know, now is your chance.
Keep asking questions, anything you want to know, now is your chance.
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tripleb_doom:
why is hip hop all of a sudden associated with racing and tuner stuff
i ask you why it makes no sense
i ask you why it makes no sense
shewulf:
I'm doing good thanks sweetie. I got three job interviews this week which is great. I had one last week with UPS. They said I can work there part time, but I decided to go with something else.
How are you doing babe?
How are you doing babe?
I think Caesar said it best. - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
I need questions, ask me questions.
I need questions, ask me questions.
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ophelia:
The electric shaver incident -
He got me evicted from a house I rented when I was 17. It was fine for him, he was old enough to rent a place by himself and happy to move back with his parents. I was underage and my parents had moved back to Canada.
When he left, he forgot some stuff. One of those items was his electric shaver, which I, uh, used before returning to him. Every morning from then on, as I woke up in the fold-out couch at my friend's government-subsidized apartment I thought about him unknowingly rubbing my girly bits across his face and I felt a little better.
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He got me evicted from a house I rented when I was 17. It was fine for him, he was old enough to rent a place by himself and happy to move back with his parents. I was underage and my parents had moved back to Canada.
When he left, he forgot some stuff. One of those items was his electric shaver, which I, uh, used before returning to him. Every morning from then on, as I woke up in the fold-out couch at my friend's government-subsidized apartment I thought about him unknowingly rubbing my girly bits across his face and I felt a little better.
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ladymaze:
Oh, I've never had a house boy before! How exciting!
I think Caesar said it best. - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
1. Who are you? Um. I'm me.
2. Are we friends? Sure are!
3. When and how did we meet? Months and months ago, because of Jane.
4. Do you talk to me a lot? A fair amount, at least online.
5. Am I fun to talk to? Sure are!
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. BlackJack the Pirate. Um. Because your screenname has Jack in it, and you're a pirate...
7. Describe me in one word. Thoughtful.
8. What was your first impression? Quiet.
9. Do you still think that way about me now? You're still quiet, yeah...
10. What reminds you of me? Zombies, pirates...
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? A new, awesome, fantastic job...
12. How well do you know me? Not that well, probably.
13. Whats one thing that we had and was only ours? Um. Not sure...
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nah, I'm a straightforward person. If I have something to say, I'll say it.
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Maybe.