lemonkid

Just realized that if you're single you have a 100% success rate of failed relationships.

I think that's funny.

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jensen:

I knew I could say something embarrassing if I followed it with some boobs!

Mar 9, 2011

I stand by my perfect record.

Mar 9, 2011

Breasts are like snowflakes - they're fun to catch in your mouth.

Last night I broke my 6 evenings out in a row streak. But I had a fine slumber. Makes me feel almost wholesome.

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xxjcblackheartxx:

that suit is so tits.....
I do miss going on every night but the toll it take on my liver ...uhh lol

Mar 6, 2011

xxjcblackheartxx:

Going out without drinking for me is like foreplay with no follow through...but my current stat I am taking a hiatus from the night life

Mar 6, 2011

Caught Snailhouse and the Lulyas on Thursday at Sala Rossa.

Nuit Blanche was a hoot. I crisscrossed the city and drank almost every kind of alcohol imaginable.
Cool 80s portrait of my co-worker and I doing metal poses.

Big plans in the coming weeks.

Girl Talk on Tuesday is going to be a wild dance marathon as well.

I'm ready.

martini:

ugh, girltalk!? i'm jealous.

xo

Feb 27, 2011

hyatt:

Lucky you asked me to bring the whip - at least I've got that. Wouldn't know how to get a hold of the mannequins.

Also, yay for Girl Talk!

Mar 1, 2011

So far I'm knocking my goals for 2011 out of the park:

Get a good paying job

Become a certified hypnotist

Two down. Seven to go.

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overmeyers:

Why don't you just use point number two to convince yourself that you've already completed all your goals?

Feb 22, 2011

shandyowl:

I take all my career advice from CJ in the Leonard Rossiter Reggie Perrin series:

"I didn't get where I am today without recognising Success City, Arizona when I see it."

Feb 23, 2011

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hyatt:

Oysters, yes. Amongst other things I suppose it is.

Re your picture: oh yes, lets.

Feb 15, 2011

lemonkid:

test

Feb 20, 2011

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shandyowl:

Your marketing department certainly came up trumps this time.

Feb 10, 2011

rubix:

you = neat-o!!

Feb 13, 2011

I'm gripped by la grippe. With 0 days off for the next few weeks it doesn't give me much time to recover. I want to go outside and go to the gym, not huddle inside wrapped in blankets like an invalid. Even though I'm apparently "incredibly cute" when I'm all sick, weak and vulnerable.

Until next time, same Lemonkid time, same Lemonkid channel.

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ribbonsundone:

Oh, yuck! I wish you quick healing, but continued irresistable qualities.

Feb 8, 2011

shandyowl:

I agree with what you say regarding hypnosis.

I would need to read the book again but I think the gist of it was that Brown reckons he isn't putting people 'under' but that the are somehow (subconsciously) playing along. Then again isn't that exactly what suggestion is?

I love his earlier stuff where he performs small scale tricks like getting track staff to pay out on losing race tickets.

Get well soon.

Feb 9, 2011

This is a photo of the outfit I wore to my friends' going away party - they participate in a circus / burlesque group and there were burlesque performers, musicians, mimes, circus acts, and thus. Photo by request of Merlowe & Hyatt. The party was in a big loft apartment not far from my place and there was cool people, good friends, and pretty...
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maslow:

i would love to see Quebec someday. Sadly, I was supposed to visit a couple of years ago, but my travelmate had let his passport expire and we didn't have time to get him a new one.

what sparked your interest in hypnotism?

Feb 4, 2011

shandyowl:

That is a truly awesome jacket even with the major handicap of not being corduroy.

I don't know if Derren Brown is known in Canada but I have one of his books and despite some of the stuff he does in his act he reckons hypnostism as such doesn't exist.

Feb 8, 2011

Tonight I'm rocking a shirt I haven't worn since the 2nd SG Prom in SF.

merlowe:

Without pics..it didn't happen ..

Jan 29, 2011

hyatt:

+1 - what merlowe said.

Jan 29, 2011

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cass17:

You never shared these thoughts? Like: "Man, if only this penis of mine wasn't in the way of getting things done."

Unless you're getting things done with your penis, in which case everyone is happy.

But I'm talking about those instances where you just can't get things done. haha

Jan 27, 2011

ribbonsundone:

Indeed. Nina knows.

Jan 28, 2011