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Going through all my old books is like revisiting old lovers- except more pleasant. I've gotten grounded in a weird way by going through my old possessions - like doing a new exercise and remembering muscles you'd forgotten even existed. It has given me a few ideas.

Tomorrow is Valentine's day and my imminent arrival in Toronto.

Hopefully you'll all be eating chocolate and fucking...
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drugstorecowboy:
Too human.


I like the sound of that.
morgan:
That sounds like a really strange type of superhero!
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Tonight I go to Au Pied Du Cochon - one of Montreal's finest carnivorian eateries. I wil eat poutine au fois gras and drink white wine. It will be fabulous.

Tommorrow night I fly to Vancouver - have an airport boozefest slumber party and then fly to the dark mysterious pines of the deep interior no man's land of BC - where my visit to...
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emperor_norton:
Do people actually call Toronto "The Big Onion"? Where did that name come from?

quickley:
I am obviously completely chuckleheaded.
Oh Well. Hot new job = Hot tickets to most shows.
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Forgive me for being so damn casual, but this is shaping up to be one hell of a year. I'll settle for nothing less than unrepentant excellence.

And that's what I'll have.

Everything I want is a glass of courvoisier sitting right by my hand - the only action needed is simple - drink.

Omit needless words. Omit needless actions. There's no such thing...
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presleyan:
oh that would be excellent! if you came to NYC April 2 or 3 you could see me acting the role of a dog named Muhammed in my play.
lets talk about your travels!
lotus:
The term "turbo-slut" comes to mind...
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erica:
Now I've got to make an album? Jesus people are demanding. Heh.
sprat:
Really, the same thing happened to you? How you doing?
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scott:


= Sexy?


ok, not necessarily in the context of Goya.... but you have a damn good point.
scheisskopf:
I smell blood.
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So what utterly brilliant album of this past year of 2006 should I definitely not have missed?

If it's good and I haven't heard the album you get points.

If it's good and I've never heard of the album you get bonus points.

Soundtracks and reissues are acceptable.

Let the games begin! I expect nothing short of wonder and amazement.
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severus:
He's actually pretty.... um, I've never talked to someone more different and more romantic in a very long time. It's like he stepped out of a Harlequin romance novel, you know, tall, rich, romantic, calm. It's confusing. I'm just used to talk to punk asses.
coretic:
The Observers - So What's Left Now? 12"

Somehow like Wipers or Gun Club at their darkest moments but with a 2006 feeling.
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coretic:
This octopus has an agenda. The placement of his tentacles sends a clear message.
menotyou:
Have you read 'Move Under Ground' by Nick Mamatas? It's right up your alley.

Imagine an end of times story where R'lyeh has risen as told by Jack Kerouac in the same stream of consciousness style he used in 'On the Road'. Genius.
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yawg:
Re:The Hypnosis

Michael Mandel (Howie's brother), used to come to the highschool I went to in Ottawa. The guy was a brilliant hypnotist. Nothing better than watching all the "cool kids" end up on stage looking like fools. All in good fun of course.
psyko514:
Merry Christmas!
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I wish I was a hot arty vegetarian girl and not just so I could come up with exciting new uses for broccoli - my only current use is a divine Cream of Broccoli soup with a pine nut pesto.

The real reason is so I could fuck peeled. For serious.

I mean if you had a guy who slaved away for 2 days...
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severus:
thaaaanks! i'm a ninja for reals.
coretic:
Yes. Perfect description of the situation.
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I passed the test.

Now I'm a well paid corporate whore in a department of geeks and techies where I will be mercilessly mocked for my lack of video game knowledge and abilities to have sex.

Hello 16 mm film equipment.. hello other delicious things I will purchase.

And psyko514 is my boss (well sort of) so that's pretty cool.
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wolfmystique:
dude thats amazing dude see you tonight
unravled:
Yup, same place.