I feel like Death shat in my throat.
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cheech:
coprophagia!
presleyan:
whasamattayou?
I need to eat key lime pie off nubile partygoers and have key lime pie eaten off of me more often.
When you throw in riding crops, kir royales, and being given a hefty length of chain by the birthday girl as a gift for doing the party right, you have a fun evening.
Although public transit with a Mr. T size coil of chain...
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When you throw in riding crops, kir royales, and being given a hefty length of chain by the birthday girl as a gift for doing the party right, you have a fun evening.
Although public transit with a Mr. T size coil of chain...
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valcapone:
Well, Mr. T himself gets some pretty funny looks, I bet. But, of course, he pities the fools. And so should you!
cheech:
Yeah, just tell the funny-lookers that you're BACK and you NEED WORK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlSbXpIAyRM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlSbXpIAyRM
Most people's dreams are boring.
Are yours?
If so, what are you going to do about it, punk?
Oneironauts, to me!
Are yours?
If so, what are you going to do about it, punk?
Oneironauts, to me!
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valcapone:
What? Oh, I guess you did say that. But seriously, everyone awesome I'd want to get an interview with is dead. Where are all the living legends? And I'm not talking about Margaret Atwood.
Maybe you should just write a piece called "Sex With Groupies." That'd be more interesting than the 95 THOUSAND FUCKING REVIEWS I'm going to get this week. I told you someone emailed me something he said "wasn't really a story," and "isn't even that good," right? WTF? Like I'm gonna publish it now? Seriously, I need non-shit fiction, and ConU students are lazy motherfuckers with no talent (at least in terms of the people who are submitting things to me at the paper).
Maybe you should just write a piece called "Sex With Groupies." That'd be more interesting than the 95 THOUSAND FUCKING REVIEWS I'm going to get this week. I told you someone emailed me something he said "wasn't really a story," and "isn't even that good," right? WTF? Like I'm gonna publish it now? Seriously, I need non-shit fiction, and ConU students are lazy motherfuckers with no talent (at least in terms of the people who are submitting things to me at the paper).
freakpirate:
I don't think I'm in a good head space for quiet introspection.
I don't dream very often so I tend to have boring sleeps. When I do dream they're fantastically bizarre. Apparently I feature in other people's dreams more frequently than my own. Sometimes those are entertaining.
I don't dream very often so I tend to have boring sleeps. When I do dream they're fantastically bizarre. Apparently I feature in other people's dreams more frequently than my own. Sometimes those are entertaining.
I have total raster burn from my new job which involves playing video games all day long.
It's incredibly slack.. yet still somewhat hellish.
It's incredibly slack.. yet still somewhat hellish.
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faye:
I took that pic at Pointe Des Cascades outside of Montreal. 
freakpirate:
The facial hair should have been the first clue that it clearly wasn't me.
Closely followed by the wigger bit.
Closely followed by the wigger bit.
Right now this is how I feel about doing art - claustrophobic, uncertain. Yet oddly eager.
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coretic:
Canada doesn't want me. There are thousands of possibilities to get a temporary working permit for all kinds of jobs except freelance focus pulling. So long, True North, strong and free, you had your chance and missed it.
yawg:
Wow....someone ariticulated my neurosis in regards to actually creating something.
The way I see it ( right now) is that the most important thing to worry about is art for it's own sake. Everything else is just ego, and chances are you're going to be dissapointed. After all, you've got no control over someone else's opinion( and they are entitled to it)....only over what you create. Be true your vision and that is reward enough, becauswe that's a challenge without worryinng about all the other stuff.
The way I see it ( right now) is that the most important thing to worry about is art for it's own sake. Everything else is just ego, and chances are you're going to be dissapointed. After all, you've got no control over someone else's opinion( and they are entitled to it)....only over what you create. Be true your vision and that is reward enough, becauswe that's a challenge without worryinng about all the other stuff.
Men che dramma
Di sangue m' rimaso, che no tremi;
Conosco i segni dell' antica fiamma.
- Inferno
Let's plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will - it's only action that can make a man.
- Faust
When you're possessed with the will to burn, there's no greater pleasure than...
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Di sangue m' rimaso, che no tremi;
Conosco i segni dell' antica fiamma.
- Inferno
Let's plunge ourselves into the roar of time, the whirl of accident; may pain and pleasure, success and failure, shift as they will - it's only action that can make a man.
- Faust
When you're possessed with the will to burn, there's no greater pleasure than...
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acidgrampa:
I keep exhorting you to take a heroic dose, otherwise you won't get the experience you want.
Of course, you have to be ready to be heroic....
Of course, you have to be ready to be heroic....
maike:
Oh, right, I forgot about that one, by The Animists, right?
Lemonkid Recipe
1 1/2 cups meandering deviant
1 TB of return to school to do master's degree?
1 dash of filmmaking
3 cups of write you motherfucker write!
1 L of bills to pay
1 t of general confusion
1/4 cup of pirate adventures
1/4 cup of misc. art projets
1/2 cup of turn my body into the shape of a weapon
a pinch of...
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1 1/2 cups meandering deviant
1 TB of return to school to do master's degree?
1 dash of filmmaking
3 cups of write you motherfucker write!
1 L of bills to pay
1 t of general confusion
1/4 cup of pirate adventures
1/4 cup of misc. art projets
1/2 cup of turn my body into the shape of a weapon
a pinch of...
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sodome:
lucky four...
yawg:
Well, that's just it.
Everybody cheers when the zombies get blown up, not realising that zombies are just misunderstood and have feelings too.
Everybody cheers when the zombies get blown up, not realising that zombies are just misunderstood and have feelings too.
Awhile ago I conceived of writing a short book in which I'd have homosexual encounters with all of my favorite authors. Well.. and a few heterosexual ones I suppose.
In the spirit of such an outing when asked to write a short piece on valentine's day for my friend ValCapone's smut zine, I agreed.
In the spirit of procrastination I didn't send in until...
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In the spirit of such an outing when asked to write a short piece on valentine's day for my friend ValCapone's smut zine, I agreed.
In the spirit of procrastination I didn't send in until...
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benji:
hi im in montreal already. let me know if your ever bored or if you know of anything interesting going on i should go to. thats a pretty vague request i know but righ tnow it needs to be.
quickley:
Can ya? 
I dug it. Was expecting... smuttier, mind.
I kinda thought some of the flowerier language was there for the sake of being flowery, though. Kinda felt like you were using, for lack of a better way pf putting it, big words, to show you're smart, rather than just being smart with them? Does that make any sense? I don't even know.
Well done, sir! I've always been a fan of yer Journal entries. Glad to see your stuff in an other context. Keep it up. Write away.
xox
I dug it. Was expecting... smuttier, mind.
I kinda thought some of the flowerier language was there for the sake of being flowery, though. Kinda felt like you were using, for lack of a better way pf putting it, big words, to show you're smart, rather than just being smart with them? Does that make any sense? I don't even know.
Well done, sir! I've always been a fan of yer Journal entries. Glad to see your stuff in an other context. Keep it up. Write away.
xox
I invite you to share with me a word that pleases you, whether by meaning or cadence.
I give you -
replete.
I give you -
replete.
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quickley:
Why yes.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
acidgrampa:
The best one in the country is in LA, but I'm looking at lots of different programs all over, including non-residential ones.
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samling:
what you mean you don't know? you're supposed to know!
not knowing is very american. stop that.
not knowing is very american. stop that.
blackeyeddog:
Don't look
at the carpet
I drew something
awful on it
at the carpet
I drew something
awful on it
Yesterday I transported a stove by foot across the Vermont / Quebec border.
And I had an italian ice.
Strange days.
And I had an italian ice.
Strange days.
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freakpirate:
If it ever gets to weird for you I'm getting right out of town.
sodome:
Sorry, sweet Mr. Lemon... it was last wednesday I *began* my return to TO. Air Canada managed to make that process take 14 hours, so I didn't actually get back home for a while. You through here any time soon? What flavour ice did you get? What's cooking in this carefully transported stove?
So many questions.
So many questions.
I want to take you all to a big house on a cool clean lake.
It's summertime, the air is thick as sweat. We have a bottomless beer fridge, every imaginable board game and floatation device, and a fleet of Mad Max style jet skis. There's scotch and liqueurs for evening drinking, a humidor full of the finest drugs imaginable, a long dock on the...
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It's summertime, the air is thick as sweat. We have a bottomless beer fridge, every imaginable board game and floatation device, and a fleet of Mad Max style jet skis. There's scotch and liqueurs for evening drinking, a humidor full of the finest drugs imaginable, a long dock on the...
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peeled:
Oh daddy, take me home.
When I close my eyes and think of heaven, this is what I will now see... except with more harps (blame it on being raised catholic), and round the clock mud-and/or-pudding wrestling. Oh yeah.
When I close my eyes and think of heaven, this is what I will now see... except with more harps (blame it on being raised catholic), and round the clock mud-and/or-pudding wrestling. Oh yeah.
lakme:
SO, IT'S CALLED "MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME"...
IS IT FROM JEFFERSON AIRPLANE TOO?
BISES,
LAKME
IS IT FROM JEFFERSON AIRPLANE TOO?
BISES,
LAKME