I deleted a bunch of stuff today – apps, chats, loads of bullshit for which I'd devoted too much thought and energy. I woke up realizing that I'd let one of my oldest personal philosophies slip: Don't spend time on people who won't spend time on you. It's a waste of thoughtful and helpful resources that could be better served and...
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midnightsun:
Yes!!
ski:
Perfect!
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I got called a creep for the first time in my life this week. I can't believe it took this long!

LIKE A BOSS!

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ahnhell:
I feel like applauding lol
soultry:
"So I creep" -TLC  😂😂😂
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Is there something in the cosmos that's making people in general exceptionally horny these days, or is it just me?

I think I'm gonna need these: HUZZAH!

adelina:
JiZZ hands? There's a product for everything..
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_jordan_:
Ahhh, the ole battle-axe.
ski:
Very interesting lmao
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clio:
no way, have you seen Lars and the Real Girl or The Notebook!? totally different roles.
jennna:
Ouch that bill would of made me cry!
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chachagirl:
Oh no! what if we use the hair over one eye trick to disguise a semi lazy eye?!? Hahaha. Jk. Kind of...
How are u? I need your chat schedule.. I think I shall refuse to go into chat unless I know u will be there. wink
I hope u are having a great summer!
tez:
Thank you for your kind words honey xox
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"My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!"

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fallenglory:
bahahahaha

"When I get bored I drink dog pee."
lanemeyer:
"I named my pussy Rihanna cuz she loves to get beat up!"