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conspiracy theory

what if i told you it was done with mirrors?
what if i showed you it was all a lie?
better be careful someone might hear ya
the walls have ears and the sky has eyes
what if i said you were only dreamin'?
what you you wanna bet that all you gotta do
is open up your eyes and you will wake...
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junecleavage:
If I am drinking "Milk Stout" does that count towards my calcium intake?
whiskeyfightpit:
I aint got the words, amigo. Never been much of a goodbye kid. You got the email adress, I reckon. Can't say I use AOL that much though. Contact me through SG for my yahoo e-mail.

JOAN CRAWFORD HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE
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i love my life..... there are just a few things that have to change..... it's all about location, location, location right now..... must get cranking on the moving thing..... anybody need a roommate in minneapolis? roommate and dog, that is..... don't worry.... i'll bring my own mess.....
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thirdfloor:
Kurtz! I just did some research on this issue and wanted to point out something that you may not be aware of. Minneapolis is actually in Minnesota and according to my data.... ah, how d'you say...

ITS FUCKING COLD THERE!!!

So Cold in fact that I've personally WALKED across the Mississippi River in Minnesota. That shit ain't right. Only beaver trappers and moose hunters should live in places that cold. You, my friend... you are no Moose Hunter! (I'm sure you've tried your hand at trapping beaver though)

ah but look at the time... I need to go to work soon. Take care!
binkymcqueen:
You do know that Husker Du does not p[lay anymore....right?????? good luck on that shite....at least you can nab some decent icetime out there..
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powdered concubine dressed in rich silks
feet bound, body soft, lips slack
views lotuses through binoculars
a dragonfly alights on her motionless fan.......


off work early today, kids!!! must.... be.... productive..... updates later.....


go say hi to colossus..... he's really boring.....

ok..... second best steak in the world..... next to everytime my father cooks.... i am in awe of these e-friends..... how do we...
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colossus:
i am insufferably dull. i'm like the whole town of cape girardeau masquerading as a person.

also: shellac in June. hooo doggy.
binkymcqueen:
Steak......and blood.....sex and violence......hockey team without any goals.....at least you had a great steak...hope the world is begining to clear in your skies brother....
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banish uncertainty
affirm strength
hold resolve
expect death


once you've seen the face of god
you see that same face on everyone you meet....
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whiskeyfightpit:
Have you been listening to Henry Rollins? Uncertainty is a great way to swing it like James Dean, though. Like this one episode of the cartoon Garfield. They drive a 50s Cadillac right into a volcano that is about to erupt. Don't ask me how I remember cheap shit like that from my childhood. I think it all had something to do with appeasing a native Hawaiian god. At least these dead gods have decent fucking taste.

"Wookin' Pa Nub In All The Wrong Places"
illbillzillbub:
Minn. eh? i played a gig there once.


mighty victory by the Blues on saturday!!
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guess who rocks your world? it's me and lemmy..... we will rock you..... all there is to it..... bastard rock..... i am a rock 'n' roll monkey..... please rock with me..... you have no excuse not to..... i love you kids.....
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apathy_activist:
Today we'll rock to Entombed's Uprising. We will rock together. And our rock will be unwavering.
judas:
smile kurtz, bringin' on the smiles.
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money in the mail is a fantastic thing..... problems solved for a bit.... thinking about my upcoming move.... nervous and a bit scared.... but also eager and ambitious.... the time is now.... i finally realize that.... must work on making it happen the way i want it to and accept the pitfalls along the way..... learned that my oldest friend is engaged to be married........
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shiva8:
since your sunday "wee hours" seem not to be taken... come help me waste mine. biggrin
whiskeyfightpit:
That Blasfemme is a sick little twist. Those gigglin' girls are giving me the grande acid flashbacks. That shit looks like Melt Banana sounds....creeee-peeee

DO THE HUSTLE!!!
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interesting fact about my job..... i see groins everyday..... male..... female..... all colors and creeds..... fat.... skinny..... old and young...... i have probably seen more cock and snatch than any of you..... well, maybe not fu..... just thought you kids would like to know that.....
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emma35:
haha whatever. whatever

that's sure a funny picture of me though
shiva8:
hey new friend. welcome to the madness smile
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daniyell:
thank you! I am so happy with her. She's one of four though smile
binkymcqueen:
Desperate for a cup....St. Louis found out to late....it sent the wrong message to Russia....damn translators...

[Edited on Apr 21, 2004 6:49PM]
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i don't want to work..... i just want to.....
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cheech:
yeah, what june said... like I said to c.e.l., hot maaaaaanly action!
franandzooey:
honey honey.

sugar sugar.
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too..... much..... garlic..... i never thought i'd say those words together.....
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whiskeyfightpit:
Stay away from the YAYO, brostein. That shit will make you wear silk shirts, shitty gold chains, and it will make your chest hair more plentiful and grey. Who wants to look they own a titty bar that lost its liquor license??? C'mon SAY NO TO BLOW. Don't they got pain pills and hallucinogens in Gerard Depadieu, MO???

Seriously....I'm concerned about that shit.
illbillzillbub:
mmmmmm garlic
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if any of my friends missed my last journal entry, go back and read..... i meant what i said..... drinking pear cider, listening to black love by the afghan whigs, and thinking of you..... gonna hang out with colossus tonight.... debauchery will abound..... i have successfully made my fave SG's all dark haired beauties..... just the way i like it..... it hurt to take germany...
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illbillzillbub:
old
jj_r0x0rz:
fu told me to say HI to you...so, i am saying HI..
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a tribute to friends.....

abigail what can i say? she is the advice giving, joke telling, asskicking, uber-SG that she is..... enough said....

anomalous i think we could be pals for real, yo...... now can i borrow $20 and those 7-inches?

apathyactivist this canuck's name says it all..... he's a rocker and a scholar..... and everybody needs a token canadian on their friends list......

blasfemme...
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derek:
Hey Kurtz, thanks for the advice on Joy Division. i saw 24 hour party people again and reminded of the music again and wonered why i never bought an album. it's about time.

cheers derek
fu:
wow
I have so much to say ...
but I won't
rockon ...zzzzzzzzzzzzz