kristoph

so.
i've been thinking about getting my nose pierced.
but i'm not sure i should.
am i too old?
do i have the right nose for it?
these are the things i ponder at 9 in the morning on a saturday. in bed.
these are the questions i'm relying on you, my lovely SG brethren, to answer.
preferably by midday today.
merci.
x

ok, so...
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trading substance for
some stance
trading thoughts on the
off chance
that some theory might
just stick
that your view just might
prick
the ears of the right one
that the tales you've
just spun
will find worth to the right ears
but my friend i am
right here
and ive seen every
white lie
i have unravelled the
right ties
and you'll flounder
and...
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Picture the scene:
I'm in the street, walking along sending a text. A perfectly normal old boy stops me.
"What ARE those things?!"
"I'm sorry sir?"
"Those things you're all tapping away on!" points to girl "SHE has one! Tapping away!"
"Oh! Mobile phones!"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Mobile telephones."
Pause
"Never heard of them!"
Walks off.
Comedy timing of a fucking genius that man.

Last...
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"People always end up the way they started out. No one ever changes. They think they do, but they don't. If you're the depressed type now, that's the way you'll always be. If you're the mindless, happy type, that's the way you'll be when you grow up. You might lose some weight, your face might clear up, get a body tan, a breast enlargement, a...
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so much to say, so little will to say it.
it's been a hectic couple of weeks in my rundown shack of a new house.
ok so that's going a bit far, but sometimes it feels like i'm squatting when i settle back in my garden chair with a bottle of wine from the obviously italian mafia run corner shop and look over my shoulder...
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i think i might go back to uni/college and do a part time art course.
a fine art foundation thing.
i spent my day in work checking out courses and it made me feel happy.
i spent the other parts of my day thinking up music for my new project.
funstuff.

this is a stop gap post while i think of something more interesting to...
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yes yes y'all and you don't stop.

well hopefully i shall be moving in about a month.
credit checks willing!
good stuff.
i have dreams of setting up mics around the living/dining room and inviting people over to make music whenever they feel like.
just switch on the 8 track and go.
i also had a dream that my girlfriend got jumped and given a...
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'Ow do?
I'm back.
It was shitty.
The best thing to come out of it was my Topman shopping bargain extravaganza!
Haha.
No. Really.
Have you ever sat in Leeds train station for 3 hours?

I got a bit of drawing done for mine and Zamuzel's book and I think it's also given me the motivation to get a better job ASAP.
YesYes.

Right...
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Well I shan't be around for a while (not that it really makes much differents to my updating schedule eh?)
The government are sending me to Halifax for a few days.
Lets all pretend it's because I'm a shit hot spy eh?
Yeah?
Cool.

I'm going to hole up in the hotel, drink wine and draw.
Whilst listening to klezmer.

Oh the life.

x

Berlin, Berlin, Berlin...
Berlin is probably the greatest city I have ever visited.
I could live there.
Seriously.
Someone I know out there sold all of her stuff and moved and now she has the greatest jobs and the cheapest place.
She took us to some cooooool bars. One in an abandoned building. We were right at the top where there was a big hole...
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