The Kiss--Anne Sexton
My mouth blooms like a cut.
I've been wronged all year, tedious
nights, nothing but rough elbows in them
and delicate boxes of Kleenex calling crybaby
crybaby , you fool!
Before today my body was useless.
Now it's tearing at its square corners.
It's tearing old Mary's garments off, knot by knot
and see -- Now it's shot full of these electric...
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My mouth blooms like a cut.
I've been wronged all year, tedious
nights, nothing but rough elbows in them
and delicate boxes of Kleenex calling crybaby
crybaby , you fool!
Before today my body was useless.
Now it's tearing at its square corners.
It's tearing old Mary's garments off, knot by knot
and see -- Now it's shot full of these electric...
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"I've been in more laps than a napkin." -- Mae West
I think I will be in full lap dance mode next week. I really didn't go out this week. I have been too busy at home, trying on my angel wings. They don't seem to fit...
My DSL is down again, so you'll have to be entertained with an old picture of me. I'm...
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I think I will be in full lap dance mode next week. I really didn't go out this week. I have been too busy at home, trying on my angel wings. They don't seem to fit...
My DSL is down again, so you'll have to be entertained with an old picture of me. I'm...
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clara:
My first priority after receiving my paycheck will be glove shopping.
holdensolo:
You forgot to take pictures! I guess we'll just have to do it all over again.
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."
- Angela Monet
Sigh. This is what happens between photos at my house. Kitties gather and hassle me. I am irrestible to them.
The "describe that bruise" contest seems to really bring out the creativity. I'm hoping to get some more bruises by the weekend (ooooh), so hopefully,...
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- Angela Monet
Sigh. This is what happens between photos at my house. Kitties gather and hassle me. I am irrestible to them.
The "describe that bruise" contest seems to really bring out the creativity. I'm hoping to get some more bruises by the weekend (ooooh), so hopefully,...
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nickysonic:
Nice pussy!
*clutches splitting sides and falls about laughing at own poor joke*
*clutches splitting sides and falls about laughing at own poor joke*
d:
Another great quote...
you rawk.
-D
when did I start spelling rock like that?
you rawk.
-D
when did I start spelling rock like that?
"Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile."
Mae West had such good advice, I've tested it out and he totally went for the smile thing.
Okay, the next bruise isn't as spectacular as the one on my ass, but I may have gotten it in a more spectacular way. You have to guess what happened, because I'll...
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Mae West had such good advice, I've tested it out and he totally went for the smile thing.
Okay, the next bruise isn't as spectacular as the one on my ass, but I may have gotten it in a more spectacular way. You have to guess what happened, because I'll...
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wisp:
Sweet. 
tiamat:
oh sugar,
would you like me to kiss it better?
would you like me to kiss it better?
"I am as pure as the driven slush."
- Tallulah Bankhead
Had a great time on our weekend roadtrip to weernt's SGCC party. She was a lovely hostess and clara was as equally lovely as a tour guide.
Hi Stiles!
Ok, reviving an old injury photo as I prepare a couple new ones. Describe how I got this bruise on my ass. Amuse me and...
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- Tallulah Bankhead
Had a great time on our weekend roadtrip to weernt's SGCC party. She was a lovely hostess and clara was as equally lovely as a tour guide.
Hi Stiles!
Ok, reviving an old injury photo as I prepare a couple new ones. Describe how I got this bruise on my ass. Amuse me and...
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wyatt:
A dark alley lit by occasional flashes of lightning and passing patrol cars.
Undeniable, un-postponable passion in the muggy summer heat.
Cooling rain streams down on two bodies writhing on the hood of a car.
Panties in the gutter.
the headlight brim of the 1954 Buick digs into you with every motion, adding a little spice of pain.
Undeniable, un-postponable passion in the muggy summer heat.
Cooling rain streams down on two bodies writhing on the hood of a car.
Panties in the gutter.
the headlight brim of the 1954 Buick digs into you with every motion, adding a little spice of pain.
tinfoilhalo:
Here's my submission for your injury story...a flying "ass check" on a crowd of frat boys that landed three of them in intensive care , while "Whole Lotta' Trouble " by Van Halen was playing at high volumes on the jukebox . 
Man , I'm sorry that I missed the trip .
We need to invite that crew out here , so we can show them how Pittsburgh "kicks it" . 
Man , I'm sorry that I missed the trip .
We need to invite that crew out here , so we can show them how Pittsburgh "kicks it" . "I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host!"
-Dorothy Parker
Ok, I can't handle any more sex toy pics. Next week, we will have a contest describing how I got my various wounds. Awards for creativity and the like. I rarely know how I get them, so your answer is...
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host!"
-Dorothy Parker
Ok, I can't handle any more sex toy pics. Next week, we will have a contest describing how I got my various wounds. Awards for creativity and the like. I rarely know how I get them, so your answer is...
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superfly4343:
Then Dorothy would have loved my place on Saturday.
The hangover did not receed until the Colonel was summoned to give relief with his secret recipe of herbs and spices.
The hangover did not receed until the Colonel was summoned to give relief with his secret recipe of herbs and spices.
kingskottie:
drink up!
Dorothy Parker - Interview
The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints.
So far, I have had no complaints.
Ok, I've...
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The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints.
So far, I have had no complaints.
Ok, I've...
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superfly4343:
G.I. Joe of course.
holdensolo:
I think a rematch is in order then
"The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body. Always an orchestra, and just as music traverses walls, so sensuality traverses the body and reaches up to ecstasy."
--Anais Nin
My very first vibe...aw. So cute and pink and non-threatening. Yes, it's pretty old, but nostalgia prevents me from throwing it away. That and I used it....again...nevermind....
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--Anais Nin
My very first vibe...aw. So cute and pink and non-threatening. Yes, it's pretty old, but nostalgia prevents me from throwing it away. That and I used it....again...nevermind....
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iggy24:
i'd call this one Lotus..and Morticia just came to me..i thought Carolyn Jones was sexy and the name also..
jjay:
i'll continue but just because you like it so much
sara the quiet who when turned on is very complient when you get violent maybe thats why she stays silent while your ridin it....
sara the quiet who when turned on is very complient when you get violent maybe thats why she stays silent while your ridin it....
"I have the right to love many people at once and to change my prince often."
--Anais Nin
Vibrator Description:
Drawing on silent technology for a quiet motor and a tapered shape for versatility and comfort, the 7.5" Magnifique massager is designed to fit a woman's natural curves -- inside and out.
I like my descriptions better, but I am so tired today. It's nearly...
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--Anais Nin
Vibrator Description:
Drawing on silent technology for a quiet motor and a tapered shape for versatility and comfort, the 7.5" Magnifique massager is designed to fit a woman's natural curves -- inside and out.
I like my descriptions better, but I am so tired today. It's nearly...
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jjay:
silent cindy who gots a lil' bendy for your thingy...
i think i'm getting worse
i think i'm getting worse
clara:
Deal.
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."
--Oscar Wilde
Okay, the rubber ducky vibrates. Not too much...but enough if I'm really horny. He was cute though, and I like cute. A lot. And he does float and it's endearing. I'd like to call him something other than ducky. Be creative, please.
--Oscar Wilde
Okay, the rubber ducky vibrates. Not too much...but enough if I'm really horny. He was cute though, and I like cute. A lot. And he does float and it's endearing. I'd like to call him something other than ducky. Be creative, please.
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kingskottie:
hey. cool pic! lucky ducky!
just stopping in. no computer time really... just wanted to say HI and thanks for the b day wishes!
just stopping in. no computer time really... just wanted to say HI and thanks for the b day wishes!
tinfoilhalo:
I am more or less alive again . I still have an annoying cough , but minus the gross Exorcist style spewing . 
I should be back to "normal" soon .
Just for you , a Sesame Street quote from my distant past..." Rubber ducky you're the one , you make bathtime SO much fun..."
I should be back to "normal" soon .
Just for you , a Sesame Street quote from my distant past..." Rubber ducky you're the one , you make bathtime SO much fun..."
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
--Mae West
Ok, I swear Romeo the ferret is NOT a sex toy, but I need to take a break to figure out the proper names for my vibrators. It's a lot to keep track of. Contest shall resume tomorrow.
Romeo is very cute though, particularly when he is licking the gin off my lips. Maybe...
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--Mae West
Ok, I swear Romeo the ferret is NOT a sex toy, but I need to take a break to figure out the proper names for my vibrators. It's a lot to keep track of. Contest shall resume tomorrow.
Romeo is very cute though, particularly when he is licking the gin off my lips. Maybe...
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holdensolo:
I had sort of forgotten about it. Luckily I have written 39 poems about you since then.
jasechase:
a friend of mine raised an opposum once. It fit into his pocket when her first got him and was huge by the time he died. Romeo looks pretty slinky. I missed the naming the vibrator event. But I do have a new update on my page.
"I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action."
--Mae West
Okay, I'm a woman of many words and many actions...but I still like the quote.
This vibrator *technically* has a name, but the game is still fun. This time you have to guess what I named it.
It's waterproof and the tip gets realllly warm.
--Mae West
Okay, I'm a woman of many words and many actions...but I still like the quote.
This vibrator *technically* has a name, but the game is still fun. This time you have to guess what I named it.
It's waterproof and the tip gets realllly warm.
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_v_:
so what is the warm tip good for?
kaos1:
i was thinking of southpark.
Cheers!