Saturday May 24, 2003

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You just can't keep a good woman down.
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tinfoilhalo:
Anything illegal or immoral going down on Memorial Day ? I might actually be able to get out of work at a decent hour . eeek biggrin

cutthekidinhalf:
dang!!! ur hair is flaming!! it looks very pretty.. r u ever gonna come to Michigan????

Thursday May 22, 2003

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Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
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clara:
Nope. Your name reappeared, but unlike the other people on my list, your posts are not purple. Go figure.
surreal
tiamat:
yeah, but it isn't as vibrant as yours. mine is a little copperish.

Sunday May 11, 2003

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"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

--Voltaire

I'm not afraid to laugh. Is this why comedians bring me such ecstasy?
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oipthestampede:
i wouldn't call it advice, id call it my take on things. you can glean from it whatever you deem worthy biggrin.
norritt:
god is hilarious...i died laughing
(this is the philosoher, not the singer/animater that sed this
right)

Friday May 09, 2003

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Who knows how to make love stay?

1. Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay.

2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols...
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serpiente14134:
Apparantly not enough.
trilobyte:
fucking god damn that rocks... people should worship you...

skull an erazor of love skull

Thursday May 08, 2003

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"When two people meet and fall in love, there's a sudden rush of magic. Magic is just naturally present then. We tend to feed on that gratuitous magic without striving to make any more. One day we wake up and find that the magic is gone. We hustle to get it back, but by then it's usually too late, we've used it up. What we...
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dolorian:
nah... that's too much work.
i'll just dump the poor bastard and find a new one wink
thee_blacklisted:
now that you mention it, getting lapdances together sounds totally magical! you are a smart girl...

Wednesday May 07, 2003

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Who knows how to make love stay?

Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.

Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and end of time.

Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon.

--Still Life With Woodpecker, Tom Robbins

Answer me, please.
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oipthestampede:
The difference between infatuation and love is that love endures. Infatuation is finished with breakfast.
thee_blacklisted:
HOO RAY!!! thank you, valentine. (my? funny?)

now i need to figure out what this means -- this being someone's valentine thing -- hopefully it includes lots of EDITED because smoove b.(lacklisted) KNOWS how to talk to a LADY...

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Monday May 05, 2003

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"Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays."

-- Oscar Wilde

My problem is solved, If I could just stop hearing the music, I'd be all set.

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rickroyal:
Whine with some cheese. No prob.
tunnelslats:
Well, we're probably safe assuming that the Quakers are not involved. Right?
Now if it was the Amish, that'd be a different story... wink

Sunday May 04, 2003

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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

-- Tom Robbins

When did I become such a romantic? And why does it...
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jofuckyourself:
i agree with it. my best friend dumped his girl at a time where he could have put more effort into fixing the things that were bothering him. now he's been fucked over by 2 of the last 3 girls he's dated and the other one was violent! i just kind of laugh, but i know he's wishing he would have stayed with the person who he knew he loved.

cut everbody.
tunnelslats:
I tried drugs too, but oversleeping actually worked a lot better.
Taxidermy and strip clubs huh? Interesting combination. Kind of like the cheese/fireworks shops along the Wisconsin border...
Of course, I can always appreciate a rural strip club.

Friday May 02, 2003

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"It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang."

--Tom Robbins

Lovely, bruisey time last night at the Halfway to Halloween party. Wounds galore...some were even real.

I think estrogen makes me agitated and aggresive. I wanted to cut someone last night. Just because. Well, maybe some deserved it. I'd like to think so. Why did they let...
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johnnyfive:
the catholic church has subdued the woman and the worship of the sacred feminine...since the days on constantine your gender has been the victim of an evil papal reich...i like your pictures. as usual. who doesn't.
trilobyte:
this one's trilo-proof. has a button you press and fire happens. which is good for the drunken grilling...

skull trilo skull

Wednesday Apr 30, 2003

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From Strange Loop-Liz Phair

"The fire you like so much in me
Is the mark of someone adamantly free
But you can't stop yourself from wanting worse
'Cause nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst"

I'm burning,,,,so hot today. I think it's all in my head.

Mmmmm...bruises appearing on my arm. Lovely colors.

Yes, I took some medication for a migraine and I'm now...silly. And...
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holdensolo:
I should be fine by tomorrow. I just hope i don't get "accidently" accused of shoplifting again when I go to restock on those damn things.

Your teeth are too wonderful and hygenic to have caused any damage. I blame the "invisible" staple.
m1e2r3l4i5s:
oh baby i miss you too.... you're right we need to get out there soon... i'm having separation anxiety!!!

bite me!

Tuesday Apr 29, 2003

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"He's just a hero
In a long line of heroes
Looking for something attractive to save"

I can't be saved.

Went to see Ministry tonight. Let me correct that. I am 5'2", I saw the pit at Ministry tonight. I can never see the band. I watched a far too competent security team break up the one fight that started, though. Dammit.

Fight! Fight! Fight!...
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blueeyedangel:
yeah I thought I recognized that pic from your naked playstation series. You're not lazy! you're uh brewing more ideas. Sometimes the have to percolate to the top then they come out all at once in a big gush. That or the vampires in pittsburg are sucking all the life out of you

he he I am geting kickout of that scene in my head. Somehow I think you'd find some way to trick the vampires into being your undead servants for furthering your plans for world domination.

I love to read too any suggestions? I am reading "Peace Like A River" right now but left the book at my friends house so I am frustrated. Its one of thoes books you want to read straight thru in one night.
thee_blacklisted:
when can i see your work???
hope you gopt a lot done tonight.

Monday Apr 28, 2003

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"Taken out of context I must seem so strange."

Ani DiFranco, "Fire Door"

I like my weird little life. I like weird little me.

Is there context in which I don't seem strange? Someone create context for me, please. Except make it even stranger....



On an unrelated note: My vibrators are starting to miss me. Sad vibrators sitting alone in the drawer.
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rexphantom:
Ooh, good one.

And yeah, that's why I picked communications. Nobody uses that one. It's in the same club as English Lit.
possession09:
o o...i love your new pic!!!! at least you know where they are. im missing a really cool butterfly vibrator...it just up and disappeared...
wellllllllll....
have a nice nite..
ade
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