The return of sgpittsburgh to Midget Madness was triumphant. The tan dixie chick-like blondes were nearly vanquished...or at least not worshipped. Some were even booed.
But it can be a bit disconcerting when you are introduced to someone and they point out they saw your boobs when you danced on the bar. For some strange reason, I assumed they would forget without photographic evidence, as...
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But it can be a bit disconcerting when you are introduced to someone and they point out they saw your boobs when you danced on the bar. For some strange reason, I assumed they would forget without photographic evidence, as...
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"The compostition of tragedy requires testicles."
--Voltaire
Did I get the quote right? Because I've been drinking,,,already.
I'm sure there's testicles involved with my current lack of dsl service and wireless internet. I'm not even able to use my regular computer, because the network freaks if I switch it over to dial up.
So, all I have to offer is an old pic and bitching....
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--Voltaire
Did I get the quote right? Because I've been drinking,,,already.
I'm sure there's testicles involved with my current lack of dsl service and wireless internet. I'm not even able to use my regular computer, because the network freaks if I switch it over to dial up.
So, all I have to offer is an old pic and bitching....
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johnnyfive:
um. i can't tell what it is. what is it? i miss your butt.
blueeyedangel:
I hope your dsl returns soon, maybe it went to get some milk or some cigarettes? Maybe it just got drunk and lost its keys I hate when it when that happens. I hate it more when i get drunk and lose my pants. But who needs pants really they pretty much just get in the way. I think we all should switch to really long smocks or robe like outfits. They look comfy and then underwear would only need to be worn in the bedroom when you want to look super-sexy. wow that turned into a random type thought. time to sign out for some food.
More feminist porn lecture highlights:
--I told them deconstructing porn made it lose the turn on factor. I'm sure they wondered why I was there at all. I just like to argue, is the point.
--I looked at a pretty picture book of vaginas
--I also lost out on the raffle for the love swing, but it probably would have brought my plaster ceiling down,...
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--I told them deconstructing porn made it lose the turn on factor. I'm sure they wondered why I was there at all. I just like to argue, is the point.
--I looked at a pretty picture book of vaginas
--I also lost out on the raffle for the love swing, but it probably would have brought my plaster ceiling down,...
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d:
Are you looking for subjects?
superfly4343:
That is a very cool, yet disturbing photograph. And a crush is a very good thing, it keeps the lust and desire a burning.
Tonight at the feminist porn lecture, I learned that I am one kinky little freak. In my world, I'm convinced everyone is like this, they just don't know it yet. But now...I realize that some people just won't be joining my fun.
It also irritated me when they fast-forwarded over the boys kissing and stuff. It was the first hot thing I'd seen all night....
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It also irritated me when they fast-forwarded over the boys kissing and stuff. It was the first hot thing I'd seen all night....
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tinfoilhalo:
I think just from a fashion point of view it would just be easier for me to NOT be benevolent , EVER . Unless somebody buys me some comfy clothes I'm gonna be the BADDEST of the Bad Asses . I mean , really , I CAN'T be nice in leather !!! I think that's a RULE . 
I just read in Entertainment Weekly that Sarah is quitting Buffy at the end of the season .
The only way that this is acceptable is if I am given a healthy dose of FAITH!!!! If not....The world as we know it will END!!!! 
I just read in Entertainment Weekly that Sarah is quitting Buffy at the end of the season .
The only way that this is acceptable is if I am given a healthy dose of FAITH!!!! If not....The world as we know it will END!!!! 
g_felix:
Hey krista,
The world needs 'kinky little freaks'!!!
My wife is still a little freaked out by boys kissing. We went to a gay, lesbian, bi, and transgendered church (Metropolitan Community Church) one Sunday. There were two guys, two rows ahead of us that she said kissed about 4 times during the service. I had not even noticed, or if I noticed, it did not stick out.
I hope you had fun anyway even though they cut parts out!
The world needs 'kinky little freaks'!!!
My wife is still a little freaked out by boys kissing. We went to a gay, lesbian, bi, and transgendered church (Metropolitan Community Church) one Sunday. There were two guys, two rows ahead of us that she said kissed about 4 times during the service. I had not even noticed, or if I noticed, it did not stick out.
I hope you had fun anyway even though they cut parts out!
Mmmmmm...bubble bath. When life gets rough, I take a bath. And have a drink. That's the extent of my coping skills.
Teehee, I wonder why my face is so flushed in this picture? I guess I have that one other way of coping...
Tonight, I'm attending a lecture on porn and feminism at CMU. I hope it doesn't end up like that semester of Women's...
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Teehee, I wonder why my face is so flushed in this picture? I guess I have that one other way of coping...
Tonight, I'm attending a lecture on porn and feminism at CMU. I hope it doesn't end up like that semester of Women's...
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holdensolo:
P.S. - Yay! Boobies!
clitilda:
Just stopping in to oogle the bathtub piccy.. 
I am so tired lately. I have been craving protein. I think I'm anemic, but it's not like I had a healthy glow before. I don't know, but it seems time to remember to take my vitamins. I want a B-12 injection, please.
Damn, that all sounds sort of dirty,
It feels funny to have my clothes on in a picture again. But it won't...
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Damn, that all sounds sort of dirty,
It feels funny to have my clothes on in a picture again. But it won't...
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m1e2r3l4i5s:
now will you trade glasses?
.... see my profile pic....
.... see my profile pic....
kid_607_evil_ins:
You are gorgeous....that's all I have to say. I think it's the first time I've really seen your face.
So, I'm sitting here drinking absenthe (change the i to an e and make it legal), and it occurs to me I feel MUCH better. I've been waiting 6 months for the stuff to turn up on the shelves here--it's nice to buy Christmas presents for yourself.
Ooooh. It makes me giddy. I can watch The Nightmare Before Christmas and truly get in the holiday...
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Ooooh. It makes me giddy. I can watch The Nightmare Before Christmas and truly get in the holiday...
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baphomatic:
mast mash massted marmalade sumpin happenenening. shprrr
baphomatic:
do ya ever goto pittsburgh filmmakers?
Once again, I'm making a rare personal appearance (haha) in NYC at the Agora Gallery on Dec. 19th 6-8PM.
Pittsburgh Midget Madness was pretty damn fun, and I want to formally rescind my assertion that destro is a sweetie.
Pittsburgh Midget Madness was pretty damn fun, and I want to formally rescind my assertion that destro is a sweetie.
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kingskottie:
when i used to eat the stuff (meat) spot dogs were the best.
how about the mayor? 'member him?
how about club metron? heh! heavy metal love!
how about the mayor? 'member him?
how about club metron? heh! heavy metal love!
kingskottie:
did you see fugazi out on the carlisle pike?
heh.
being punk rock in harrisburg was trying to audition for the stump wizards and hanging out at adult world in colonial park.
heh.
being punk rock in harrisburg was trying to audition for the stump wizards and hanging out at adult world in colonial park.
So, I will be in NYC for an opening at the Agora Gallery on West Broadway on Dec 19 6-8PM. It's a group show, but four of my works will be shown. Then, I have to come back to good old Pittsburgh and get ready for a show here in March. Damn, I think I'm really going to have fun with this.
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destro:
that was the first time i ever saw a wet t shirt contest there. hope it doesn't happen every time. i got a little pissed seeing guys grabin at my female freinds.
oh, and i found out the " hot topic girls" were strippers that got the nighy of from club erotica, and came to see one of the bartenders, and they talked thenm into gettin nekkid.
p.s. i am not a sweetie, i'm a hard assed mother fucker damn it! you aint supposed to be tellin people that!
oh, and i found out the " hot topic girls" were strippers that got the nighy of from club erotica, and came to see one of the bartenders, and they talked thenm into gettin nekkid.
p.s. i am not a sweetie, i'm a hard assed mother fucker damn it! you aint supposed to be tellin people that!
deathcityrambler:
Helyeah im into that space... i"m sucking on a pear drop
then after i regain consciousness in a puddle of my own drool, two more words come to mind: no butt.
what up, no butt? yay for midgets! have you ever heard of bridgette the midget?