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Hello There!

Feelin a liittle run down, think i got a head cold or something.

sittin here eatin cold pizza and thinking about what i'll do today.... probably just work off the cold and hump my furniture.

tomarrow should be kick arse, me and billyben and crew are going to some old haunted indian burial ground/pioneer house.a friend of ours used to get high there...
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lil_billy_ben:
Get better soon you snog!!!


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lil_billy_ben:
Give aprilmayhem her props.
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Hello There!
went with billyben to my prestigous community college to pick up my books for this semester. these books cost a motherfookin fortune! eeek it's more exspensive buying the books then actually attending the classes....this my friends sucks aardvark turds.

been having twisted dreams recently, they're pretty sureal/realistic, it's freakin me out man! bizarre times, bizarre times indeed.

i've also been stressed about my gf,...
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rustgiraffe:
lucky you..i miss dreaming. i don't think i've had a good dream in a long time. *sigh* i had the kind that you wake up and think they really happened for like 10mins,even when zombies are involved! biggrin
lil_billy_ben:
hey, you wanna see that new Tim Burton Movie Big Fish?

Download music by Godhead, they are sad bastardish industerial. smile


I sudgest to find what's missing in the relationship with your gf. Medatate on it and compair this relationship with your last (the relationship, not the girl). Also, if this relationship was perfict, think about what that would look like. Good luck man. smile


Helping people that date trolls have a balanced relationship since 84"
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Hello There!

not much goin on today, i have a doctors appointment, gonna hang out with my dad.....can't really think of anything clever to write sooo......SUPER BARBARIC CAGEMATCH: AN OOMPA-LOOMPA V.S. A HOBBIT? WHOSE TAKING BETS!? mad eeek mad


klonopin ARRR!!! chugger writer of stupid journal entries
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lil_billy_ben:
If you see this before you leave.....if you can.....you should bring your bike.
lil_billy_ben:
wherever bishop was, he didn't want megan to know he was there, cause he told her he was here
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Hey there folks!

Spent yesteday with billyben and crew in San fran. it was a pretty good time, we checked out little italy(aka whopville)some of chinatown, and fisherman's wharf. it was nice being amongst my fellow greasy guinea brothers in north beach, it felt very comfortable, until billyben started refering to me as super mario. smile
fisherman's wharf was kinda lame, the only cool points were...
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jj_r0x0rz:
oh really a badass dinosaur woman i could dig that...
goodlordyshorty:
hahaha you fucking wop! By the way pirates are rock. I asked santa for one at christmas but that bastard didn't deliver. Santa's a son of a bitch.


ARRR!!! = dead sexy
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NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS:

1.attack my college career with all my energy
2.get back into shape
3.move out of current shithole
4.stop murdering the homeless and burying them in the backyard
5.try and find a girl who i can love and who loves me and isn't some sort of demon in human form.
6.try and find serenity and peace of mind

Now i know some of...
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littledeadkid:
yea im tryen #4 as well but its just too damn hard
skull skull
jj_r0x0rz:
snapple all around!!! whoohoo!
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happy new years fellow sg'ers!

held a little shindig at my place, invited billyben and crew over. we made a kick ass bonfire lord of the flies style, and danced around it with are shirts off all tribal like. shotoff a couple of rounds from bens shotgun at midnight and basically acted immature and retarded....good times.

i don't really have any new years resolutions ,...
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chi:
Um..no. I forgot. We heard the firworks from Disneyland and went "Oh? Is it midnight?" Just some drinks and my hunny. Hehe. Im a fun guy, yup. That I am.
lil_billy_ben:
It was a bangin' shindig. \m/EL SUICIDO LOCO\m/



Killin' Rabbits since 84'
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hello there!

I'm officialy bored with winter break.as crazy as it sounds i need to be fuckin educated, right NOW!uh..sorry, just gettin a little stir crazy stuck inside while a storm of biblical proportions rages on outside.and to make matters worse my fatlard roomate ate my god damn cheesecake icecream mad .AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps anxiety sucks crusty baboon anus

klonopin ARRR!!! chugger antifungal cream
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jj_r0x0rz:
really? crusty baboon anus?
susannahjoy:
damn, i just looked at your pictures. you're hot! smile
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"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight."

"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight."
~shake and bake~


..........Thank you. ARRR!!!
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lil_billy_ben:
Talk about trippy, I just figured out that I have to see May at 4.


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jj_r0x0rz:
HAHAHAHA!

ok...you win frown drunken irish men mmmmmm
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uuuhhhhhhh.......mmmmm..h..ello..
bad night last night, me and my girlfriend engaged in a brutal tickling death match, during wich she swung her bony elbow and knocked me the fuck out.went to the hospital today feeling groggy, they told me i had a mild concussion...bad times. on the bright side i can be lazy all week and just use the excuse,but i have a concussion! wink
oh, and...
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littledeadkid:
thats a great excuse- use it as long as u can!
skull skull
goodlordyshorty:
Sorry to hear about your head!
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Hello There!
Well another christmas has come and gone.This particular Jesus day was a little bizarre. i went with my girlfriend to my parents house and sat down for an old fashioned x-mas lunch, what i got however more resembled what they feed the monkeys at the zoo, dry ham cut into mishapen chunks, a "salad" full of brownig bannanas, sour apples, and funky looking...
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scattershot:
the 'rents always tell me I watched go bots like a mofo until transformers came out and blew them away. but whatev ya know. and thanks for the congrats yo.
lil_billy_ben:
Dead yet?



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[Edited on Dec 27, 2003 2:52PM]
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope everyone has a kick arse Holiday!




p.s. Santa's beard has crabs.

Klonopin ARRR!!! Chugger
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jj_r0x0rz:
hehe it's a good thing i NEVER touched santa..dirty old man...
littledeadkid:
im agreen wiht mohawk sants one dirty man!
skull skull
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Hello There!
Hanging out cruisin the web with my pet rat on my lap.It's actually my girlfriend's pet but i'm taking care of him right now, this little fucker has the biggest set of balls i've ever seen on a rodent they're...... AMAZING. love ....uh...cough,cough...um anyways i had a pretty good day, went and saw bad santa with the gf, ate some kick arse indian food,...
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lil_billy_ben:
Single mother news- Me and Maxine were at the xmas party and Single mother had bruses on her neck from the father of her child trying to strangle her. Also, if she has her ex over for any other reason than to drop off her child, she will be evicted from her 1 bedroom apt.. The waffle house bitch showed up in very tight pants and exposed 50lbs. worth of midrift. puke

The drama doesn't end with CW.

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scattershot:
I dunno. I said my name then I said I was scattershot on SG to clear up why I was even at her house and then he looks at me and starts doing a generic impersonation voice and said something like "oooh Im shabadabadoo from SG" I was like whatever. I was still kinda reeling from the fact that I felt like I was soooooooooooo completley out of place. Id go to another one.. but on a smaller scale.