It's crap like this that keeps me from embracing my Catholic heritage, and thus keeps me outside of my family for the most part...
Vaccination and the Single Girl
Vaccination and the Single Girl
Well, it happened. I was offically asked to read someone's mind at a board meeting today.
Pointy Haired Boss: Where did the files go?
King_Mob: I don't know. Maybe they are not gone, as we have run all the restores. Perhaps they arn't where you are looking for them?
Pointy Haired Boss: What was he thinking?
King_Mob: ... sorry, you're asking me?
Pointy Haired Boss: Where did the files go?
King_Mob: I don't know. Maybe they are not gone, as we have run all the restores. Perhaps they arn't where you are looking for them?
Pointy Haired Boss: What was he thinking?
King_Mob: ... sorry, you're asking me?
salome:
Ha ha, I love Dilbert. Ever since I started working at an office it's made so much more sense ...
simba_gibson:
i bow down before your greatness! ALL HAIL KING MOB!!!
Advice needed!
I'm totally smitten with this dancer I met last night.
Now normally I'm perfectly aware and comfortable with the business transaction going on and allow myself to let it be real for the length of the song only, but this is different... I think.
To those dancers out there, current and past (or even hopeful), would you/have you ever dated a client from...
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I'm totally smitten with this dancer I met last night.
Now normally I'm perfectly aware and comfortable with the business transaction going on and allow myself to let it be real for the length of the song only, but this is different... I think.
To those dancers out there, current and past (or even hopeful), would you/have you ever dated a client from...
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khoos:
I used to dance.
All those signs are indicative of two possibilities.
1) you're right
2) She thinks if she convinces you that she likes you you're more likely to come back - and often.
All those signs are indicative of two possibilities.
1) you're right
2) She thinks if she convinces you that she likes you you're more likely to come back - and often.
salome:
WHOA NELLIE
I used to dance, both in clubs and at bachelor parties. DO NOT kid yourself that there is anything extra with this girl. She either:
a) is trying to get you back to the club to spend more money on her; regulars are a stripper's lifeline
or b) is a train wreck. No stripper with half a brain dates anyone she meets at a club. It's too dangerous, and ALWAYS against house rules -- she'll get fired if she meets you outside the club. Anyone who's dumb or desperate enough to violate that common-sense rule is not someone you want in your life.
Lots of girls reveal their real name, or what they SAY is their real name. It's a trick to make you feel special, like you've gotten privileged information. I've gotten paid a hundred bucks just to sit and talk with someone for half an hour. Yes, guys like the boobs, but what they really go to the club for is to feel special. "A beautiful girl wants to please ME." If that fantasy is maintained by a lap dance or a conversation or being flattered by refusing a tip, doesn't matter. She has still achieved her goal and made an investment in you hoping for future financial returns.
Please please don't kid yourself into thinking this girl is actually into you. You will get hurt. I've seen it happen.
I used to dance, both in clubs and at bachelor parties. DO NOT kid yourself that there is anything extra with this girl. She either:
a) is trying to get you back to the club to spend more money on her; regulars are a stripper's lifeline
or b) is a train wreck. No stripper with half a brain dates anyone she meets at a club. It's too dangerous, and ALWAYS against house rules -- she'll get fired if she meets you outside the club. Anyone who's dumb or desperate enough to violate that common-sense rule is not someone you want in your life.
Lots of girls reveal their real name, or what they SAY is their real name. It's a trick to make you feel special, like you've gotten privileged information. I've gotten paid a hundred bucks just to sit and talk with someone for half an hour. Yes, guys like the boobs, but what they really go to the club for is to feel special. "A beautiful girl wants to please ME." If that fantasy is maintained by a lap dance or a conversation or being flattered by refusing a tip, doesn't matter. She has still achieved her goal and made an investment in you hoping for future financial returns.
Please please don't kid yourself into thinking this girl is actually into you. You will get hurt. I've seen it happen.
So, I go to the doctor.
And there is this SMOKING HOT blonde nurse this time.
She takes my blood pressure, and might have even been flirting (I can dream).
Doctor comes in and retakes my blood pressure because he seems to think it is too high.
MY BP comes out fine this time.
Doc: Hrm. That's weird.
King_Mob: Sorry Doc. You just don't do...
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And there is this SMOKING HOT blonde nurse this time.
She takes my blood pressure, and might have even been flirting (I can dream).
Doctor comes in and retakes my blood pressure because he seems to think it is too high.
MY BP comes out fine this time.
Doc: Hrm. That's weird.
King_Mob: Sorry Doc. You just don't do...
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Things I find Funny. Issue #89376
Open mailbox.
Find letter addressed tp me from the NRA.
Open said letter.
Inside find a survey to fill out and send to my COngressman because the NRA is, Fightin Mad!!!
Do the survey, because I'm an oblidging sort.
Answer YES to pretty much every question, which is not good for their case as every question was asked sarcastically...
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Open mailbox.
Find letter addressed tp me from the NRA.
Open said letter.
Inside find a survey to fill out and send to my COngressman because the NRA is, Fightin Mad!!!
Do the survey, because I'm an oblidging sort.
Answer YES to pretty much every question, which is not good for their case as every question was asked sarcastically...
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cakemix:
i really want a 'musket' but only because it sounds like a euphemism for something! 
salome:
Ha ha, that's hilarious.
If these guys were KGB (now called the FSB) they sure were dressed crappy. Come to think of it, the guy's t-shirt was brand new, right out of the package. Maybe he had bought it for this covert lakeside intimidation operation. Hmmmm. A distinct possibility. I'll be sure to carry a knife or at least a poisonous umbrella next time I go to the lake.
If these guys were KGB (now called the FSB) they sure were dressed crappy. Come to think of it, the guy's t-shirt was brand new, right out of the package. Maybe he had bought it for this covert lakeside intimidation operation. Hmmmm. A distinct possibility. I'll be sure to carry a knife or at least a poisonous umbrella next time I go to the lake.
X-Men 3: The Last Stand
So I took myself out the the movies (I afterall, am the best movie date) on Sunday and saw X3.
Boy, some writer out there really had it in for the X-Men... very simular to the writing rebellions seen in FarScape and Angel's finales.
The special effects are top notch and we got to see some of the characters hinted...
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So I took myself out the the movies (I afterall, am the best movie date) on Sunday and saw X3.
Boy, some writer out there really had it in for the X-Men... very simular to the writing rebellions seen in FarScape and Angel's finales.
The special effects are top notch and we got to see some of the characters hinted...
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simba_gibson:
yeah... having been a hardcore fan of the original cartoon, i was a bit miffed when people started dying and they veered seriously off track.
and in the beginning, when you think they're battling sentinels, i got all excited!!
...........and then i was a training program..
BASTARDS~
and in the beginning, when you think they're battling sentinels, i got all excited!!
...........and then i was a training program..
BASTARDS~
salome:
I think I also need a stamp on my forehead saying "does not live well with others". Or just "Does not live well with fuckheads". I had a lovely time in South Carolina and come home to a dipshit roommate who provokes a screaming fight a day later. T-minus three weeks and counting to one-bedroom salvation!
Online Music Services.
The next logical step after buying the Sansa m260 was to re-examine my downloading patterns. Currently I use eTomi which I paid for to right to use, but that's a bit of a loop-hole legally because that only covers software licencing and not the media content. Also, I realized that I have never bought an album online in digital format before, and...
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The next logical step after buying the Sansa m260 was to re-examine my downloading patterns. Currently I use eTomi which I paid for to right to use, but that's a bit of a loop-hole legally because that only covers software licencing and not the media content. Also, I realized that I have never bought an album online in digital format before, and...
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I did it.
Splurged and bought a MP3 player... BUT didn't buy an iPod. (Fuckin yuppies.)
Splurged and bought a MP3 player... BUT didn't buy an iPod. (Fuckin yuppies.)
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margot_dent:
havent read it yet, actually. i'm going to the comic shop this weekend, though, so i'll check it out 
margot_dent:
god, it's been so long since i've read watchmen that i can't remember that, so i'll have to read it again.
Reason #7643 why I'm a bitter jerk:
So, in the managers meeting the Head-honcho asks me to get some numbers for him on expanding the security system.
I do that.
Next I call Head-honcho, but get Ms. Useless Cunt on the line...
'Head honcho's office'
'Hi Ms U.C. it's King_Mob...'
'So?'
'... *sigh* I called to leave Head Honcho a message.'
'He's not here.'...
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So, in the managers meeting the Head-honcho asks me to get some numbers for him on expanding the security system.
I do that.
Next I call Head-honcho, but get Ms. Useless Cunt on the line...
'Head honcho's office'
'Hi Ms U.C. it's King_Mob...'
'So?'
'... *sigh* I called to leave Head Honcho a message.'
'He's not here.'...
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salome:
Bastards. I think burly beer-gutted men are hot. I even married one.
salome:
Never give up. 
Did you know?
The number one cause of death of beavers is falling trees.
Uh huh.
The number one cause of death of beavers is falling trees.
Uh huh.
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salome:
DERBY! Mint juleps at 9 a.m., oh yeah.
salome:
Oh man, tear up the Hamptons! I want to hear all about it afterward!
Facist Theology: When you have a government that perfers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns in to legistlation to suit one certain religious point of view, and that code happens to be very right wing.
-Frank Zappa.
Thank you Salome!
This definition helps clairify for me the muddied waters of todays administration. Also, many oif the...
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-Frank Zappa.
Thank you Salome!
This definition helps clairify for me the muddied waters of todays administration. Also, many oif the...
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salome:
Frank Zappa is my new hero. He argued with them on his own level, and when they started acting like kindergarteners, he just said "why don't you kiss my ass". Brilliant. Funny how nothing has changed in 20 years.
Hey, you can always go back to my previous journal entry and write me a little something. It makes me happy.
Hey, you can always go back to my previous journal entry and write me a little something. It makes me happy.
Just watched and OLD George Carlin tape I found in my collection. Wow were things different in 1983:
The Reagan government was corrupt and full of 'Moral Majority' dimwits, and want to control women's reprodution and who men have sex with.
The FCC telling you what you can and can not hear on the radio and TV.
Car-phones should be banned.
People wearing WalkMen around...
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The Reagan government was corrupt and full of 'Moral Majority' dimwits, and want to control women's reprodution and who men have sex with.
The FCC telling you what you can and can not hear on the radio and TV.
Car-phones should be banned.
People wearing WalkMen around...
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