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The first atomic bomb was detonated on July 16th 1945.
Which makes it a Cancer, with Cancer rising.
The moon was also square with Saturn at the time, which is the same as Adolf Hitlers birth chart.

The airfare is booked and the Cold War* has begun again for another year.

* Thats when everyone agree's to NOT buy anything and just spend time together, then word gets out that someone saw someone else shopping, and it all falls apart because no one wants to show up at the party unarmed, er, un-gifting.

So I went out and got some insoles for my work boots.

They. Are. Weird.

Like having eels in you shoes, or even two amputated breasts stuffed in your footwear. You step and they squish to the front and on the return the squish to the back...

Not all together unpleasent just... weird.

Recommended if you're into that kind of thing.

I have a theory*.

It assumes you believe in karma and reincarnation.

Today on this planet there are more people alive then there have be humans in the past. So, there is a shortage of souls to go around. Even if every dog, cat and titsy fly got stuffed into a human body there's still a shortage, so what next? That's right, plants! I'm sure...
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I'm truely in exile now.

The Canandian government has seized all my bank accounts. Now, my chequing account was -$67, but somehow I doubt the CanGov is gonna come good with the TD on that one.

Let this be a lesson for you kiddies:

-More money does not mean less problems.

-ALWAYS get a good accountant, one with an actual office.

-NEVER trust your employer....
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Apparently* most sitcoms laugh tracks were originally recorded back in the 50s and are still reused today. So, the noise I hear from my neighbours everyday is the sound of dead people laughing.

*It's true, Chuck Palahniuk said so.

So it took 4 weeks minus a day for the old bastard in my office to start talking to me. His chosen method was to yell at me about slamming the door on my way in and out.

I vow to take my own life if I ever get that old and am that angry with everything.

Anger is a disease. If left unchecked it...
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Okay, so there is something as Too Much of Zombie Movies.

I would not have known this if I hadn't sacraficed my Saturday though. So now I can spread the word. Took one for the team.

Braaaaaiiiiiiins......

Zombie day on SciFi.

Was going to leave the country today, compete in a tournament deliver some uni-cycles and pay off a loan...

But, Zombie day.

I work in a poison enviroment.
Enviromentally and spirituality.
It's amazing the things people will do for money.
You are not your job.

Quote of the day:

My boyfriend taught me bionic sex.