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Remember:

One cabinet job, and you are not a Carpenter.
One pipe job but you are still not a Plumber.
One cable job and you'll never be a Electricican.

But one blow job, and you're a Cocksucker for life!

Dear Jimmy,

Thank you for the note. But I have to be honest, there's a lot of politics around bikes now a days. They just arn't, what is known as 'spacially efficent' when it comes to sleighs. Now I'm sure we can work something out. Parhaps you could have your single auntie stay over Christmas Eve again, or work something out so that your mommy...
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He's back!

Thanks to Khoos for noticing that I was AWOL.

If anyone cares to know, I was at the company timeshare in the Bahamas. Not much to report other than what the side of the pool looks like and what it is like to fall asleep with a drink in your hand in the afternoon and be woken at night by gekos running across...
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Holy shit!

Ya see this bruise on my shin? That's where I tripped over another milestone that snuck up on me:

Tonight I gave my mum job advice.

"Don't they know it's Chirstmas time at all?"

Well, no... it's a Muslim country. Duh.

So, Old Navy discontinued their black jeans some point between now and the summer. In one foul swoop they cut my wardrobe choices by %33... Dang.

Good news: Tests came back. That wasn't asbestos that I powdered my face with yesterday... Still some sort of shitty insulation that prolly shouldn't be inhaled and will most likely kill me anyways, but the company doesn't have to pay millions in inspections and asbestos removeal.

Okay, so sorta not-bad news. Neh. Take what I can get going in to the Holidays.

Working security for...
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So I talked to one of the NYC cousins last night about Thanksgiving and what not. It's so nice to talk to some of the 'good' family I have. This will strengthen me for the Xmas trip to Florida to deal with the 'bad' family.

The 'good' fam is my actual family, first bloods. They have never judged me (unfairly) and have always made me...
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So, I had this great idea for an entry...


.... damn.

Worked another show at the Icon last night. Bury Your Dead and other Hardcore bands. I have never worked a show like that before... Apparently guy can kick the shit out of each other at these shows with this quasi-dance thing I call the MongoDance:

1. Part old skool skanking.
2. Part windmilling of the arms.
3. Part shadow boxing.
4. Part martial arts.
5....
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Winter's Pre-emptive Attack.

So driving home from Toronto last night, I start to notice this odd stuff stuck to the signs and soon that all the grass was white.... the the road, then the air....

By thwe time I pull in my driveway I plowing 6 inces of snow... This morning There's over 2 feet on the ground, and some moron got his car stuck...
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