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Okay, so there's this famous rape/murder trial. Two guys found guilty. You have prolly seen the movie.

Then there's a civil suit brought forth by the mother of the victem vs. Police Dept for not arresting the murders after the rape but before the murder. The Judge ruled a pathetic sum, and then broke up the reparations payable as follows: Convicted murders to pay %85...
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Some cool sites I found in the course of my job, they are web apps for Word Processing, and Spreadsheets. Very simular to the MS Office suite, although not perfect... but the price is right:

FREE

Writely.com Word Processor
Numsum.com Spreadsheets
ThinkFree Office, Word Processor. Spreadsheet. Presentations.

Helpful for those of us unable (or unwilling) to shell out the $500+ dollars for Office.

Ta.
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Did you know:

Aspratame when it breaks down in the body becomes formaldahyde?

Aspratame is in all artifical sweetners except Splenda brand stuff.

Additionally, aspratame blocks the body's ability to process normal sugars, which makes the entire calorie-free thing break down as now your body is just stuffing it in to fat cells.

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Oh, and I have been watching a crow in my back...
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salome:
"The things you own end up owning you."

At least you didn't buy a yin-yang Ikea table. smile
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From a conversation with the backing band of Marty Stuart last night:

"So I say fuck your guys windfall oil profits. Ten years from now they'll have cars that run on Rainbows. Then where will you be?"

"Occupying Ireland and any other Rainbow-rich nation!"

(Just thought it was terribly clever)
salome:
Rainbow-rich? Like San Francisco?
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Today my budget was balanced %100.
Then I got a bill in the mail for $97 due before the next pay.
Then I got a cheque in the mail for ... 36 cents.

This whole working for a living thing just isn't working out.

I think I've been had.

samling:
i concur.
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Stephen Bennett of Straight Talk Radio said: "When Hollywood is pumping out anti-family movies with sexually explicit, twisted and perverse themes that glorify homosexuality, transsexuality and every other kind of sexual immorality - then awarding itself for doing so - Middle America better take note.

"Hollywood (has) exposed its own corrupt agenda. (It) is no doubt out on a mission to homosexualise America."



Apparently 'Middle...
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I had a thought... No, really!

...dammit. mad
salome:
I hate when that happens!
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Okay, here's the tale.

Worked security at the club Saturday night. Was some dumb hip-hop dance party for a bunch of high schoolers.

For two hours I stood around bored watching these kids mill around ignoring the music and talking on cell phones.

Then the club finally started to fill up and the people watching was poised to get interesting, then BAM. Like 10 fights...
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elijah:
sounds like an exciting night... wish i was there! i would of spanked those damn kids!!!
dark_templar:
Yeah kids these days are idoits, and apparently very bad shots wink

Typical slimy promoter......

.... Ha Ha Atomic Wedgie my older brother used to know that one wink
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Vibrators.

Apparently* the first vibrators were made by HamiltonBeach at the turn of the 20th Century. They were specifically made for doctors, and with special 'probes' (i.e. Dildos) which only the lucky docs could order.

They were used on women suffering from hyseteria, because it was belived at the time that a womans utterous floated freely around the body, and a deliquent utterous was the...
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salome:
Well, I can definitely see how it would calm them down a bit. wink

Although you have to wonder about the kind of man, in that society, who would come up with such an idea.

Thanks for the history lesson and the factoid of the day!
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Happy New Years ya fuck nuts.
Start'n it off with a hangover. ARRR!!!
salome:
Aren't we all. SG Chicago as a whole is hurting ...
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New Years resolution:

Show up to work on a regular basis.

The more rope you give me, the more you hang someone else.