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Ah, titties and beer.
Is there nothing they can't fix? ooo aaa
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khoos:
Titties and beer fix EVERYTHING.
Well maybe not beer, but vodka for sure!
salome:
If it's Utopia, you wouldn't be behind a desk. You'd be ... I dunno, out being metal. ARRR!!!
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Well, add American Airlines to the list of carriers I'll never fly again.

Hell, I've never flown them: they just cancelled my flight at 12am... and I have to wait 2 months for the refund!

So what do I do? Call the Hotel, Convergence tickets and other deposits a loss and try to enjoy the weekend, or do I go to the airport and try...
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Okay, so it's that time of year again when I attract crazy drunken women with mile long SOB stories like bee's to honey.

*sigh*

My forearm is currently filled with one of their scribblings which I assume has something to do with my calling them and/or fixing all their problems.

I really wish I attracted the type of women I'm attarcted to.

It's in the...
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cakemix:
am sorry to hear that but great that you've taken somethng positive from it - travel safe x
salome:
Good idea, let's see if we can set up a Myspace quarantine, so they can't get out.
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Taproot and Evans Blue tonight at The Icon.

Oh, and me the hired goon at the door.
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Okay, so the boring part, tax audit.

The interesting part, I found my used voucher for my first technical certification. FIr those of you who don't know, that a technical certification is like a bar exam or the like for techies. It gives me licence to practice my trade and verification of my technical abilities... okay, so that's still boring, BUT, the part that got...
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Poked, prodded, squeazed and bled.

My doctor says I'm fine, but to come back in two months for a follow up. It's like he's almost disapointed that I'm not ill.

He griped about be being 'big', but can't find anything wrong.

(Mind you he is 5ft and about 90lbs, and needs a step stool to check my ears when I'm standing - so maybe I'm...
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salome:
I hate hate hate doctors and dentists and all such things.
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Lately I have been pondering the issue of racism, specifically my inherent racism.

I am bothered by my increasing frustration with people. Working crowd control at a night club has given me all kinds of exposure to the human race. A person is smart, but people are dumb. But what I am finding that the shows tend to be racially homogenious. Hip-hop and dance parties...
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salome:
Hey, I grew up in the San Francisco are, as hippie as it gets, and I sometimes find myself thinking those kind of thoughts. I guess you just need to constantly combat those thoughts with positive thinking and positive interaction with people of those races.
salome:
Thank you!

Mazel tov is the Hebrew for congratulations, and Molotov (cocktail) is the hand-held firebomb.

So says the anal retentive newlywed.
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1. Kermit the Frog is Left Handed.

2. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

3. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt'.


These among other things are the floatsam and jetsam that collected in my head during my travels yesterday.

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salome:
Dreamt? I think that may be a Britishism.

And I didn't know that Kermit was left-handed. You learn something new every day.
salome:
Yeah, but you're not freaky like that guy. At least, you don't go around calling yourself Thor. Or posting rants on Myspace bulletins. Man, people are weird.
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Titties and beer. Afterhours 'VIP' lounge and $1 drinks. Yes kids it can happen to you, and yes I'm a real guy. ARRR!!!
salome:
Titties and beer. What more can you ask for?
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Looks like I have inadvertantly commited myself in to going to Convergence XII in New Orleans this Easter.

Some old friends up north put this out on Friday if anyone was interested in going, I said possibly, and found out last night that I owed money for the hotel room as the group in charge has moved on it... So it looks like the Big...
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