Monday Aug 15, 2005

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I've finally gotten an ipod. It's not my first mp3 player, or even my most expensive, but it is my trendiest.

I ended up getting one of the mini ones. It'll be good to have when I go running. I'll look all cool and shit. I can see all of the other people at the track just following me around while...
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chuba:

I have to say, Cabbage Patch Kids did have their own dance. miao!!

chuba:

I have to say, Cabbage Patch Kids did have their own dance. miao!!

Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

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I got hit on by a crack/meth-whore the other night. Her breast was falling out of her shirt, and she was trying to turn me on by speaking of her herpes. That was really hot. I don't know how I was able to pass it up.

Her friend was top-notch too. She was missing most of her teeth. So, the tip of the...
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cherie:

Thank you for applying to SGPVD.

As of right now, you do not qualify for admission into the group, but please feel free to reapply when you meet the criteria needed for membership.

Thanks! smile

Sunday Aug 07, 2005

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Dear Miss Lohan,

I'm writing you to let you know that I feel that you are completely full of yourself. With your oversized sunglasses and better than everyone attitude.

I'd also like you to know that if I ever met you while out on the town, I would still try to take you home and fuck you. Although I would offer you dinner...
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