kiley

My friend use to work in a high class restaurant. One time this large party who happened to be one of the most well known, wealthiest families in New Jersey came in... and he was their server/waiter. They were complete assholes the entire time. He put up with their shit for the 90 mins they were there and waited on them hand and foot. When the time came for them to leave, one of the assholes threw a handful of mixed change on the table as a tip, for a $500+ bill. My friend got so mad that he picked up the change, ran out into the parking lot, and pegged it really hard at the back of the guys head and said "CAN YOU AFFORD IT? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

He immediately quit then... so the asshole family wouldn't have the satisfaction of seeing him fired over it.