"Hey! New friend request! 
Hmm, don't recognize that person's name. They've never talked to me beefffooorreee." [Clicks on profile] "Hmm, 1,300 friends. 'Hopeful'." [Request Ignored]
Hmm, don't recognize that person's name. They've never talked to me beefffooorreee." [Clicks on profile] "Hmm, 1,300 friends. 'Hopeful'." [Request Ignored]VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
My first thought was "crap... what finally got me booted". Then I read the rest of the email.