Lol. Sometimes you have to laugh not to cry. Well, here goes:
To the anonymous person who stole my jeans out of my car today:
Congratulations. Way to keep your eye on the ball. I mean, my ratty old truck might look unassuming. But inside there are all sorts of goodies. Look, is that a radio? Nope, not your style. Ah, maybe speakers, or the godiva chocolates that i bought for the mom? Nah, too many cables, and hey, who knows, maybe you are on a diet?
AH_HA! A bag with some jeans in it! JACKPOT! Now you can, i dunno, sell them in Russia, or something. good luck taking them back to the store, i have the receipt in my pocket. oh, and good luck wearing them. I am a pretty short dude, and i have to look long and hard to find clothes that fit me.
So thank you, Mystery Pants Thief. I can only assume that you are a truly fashion conscious individual. Thank you for not taking my stereo, but fuck you dude, pants shopping is a major chore for me. So much so that i may do it online from now on. Cheaper, and less chance of larceny.
Oh, god, please put a video of you trying them on up on youtube or something. I could use a good laugh, and the consternation on your face is going to be priceless....
To the anonymous person who stole my jeans out of my car today:
Congratulations. Way to keep your eye on the ball. I mean, my ratty old truck might look unassuming. But inside there are all sorts of goodies. Look, is that a radio? Nope, not your style. Ah, maybe speakers, or the godiva chocolates that i bought for the mom? Nah, too many cables, and hey, who knows, maybe you are on a diet?
AH_HA! A bag with some jeans in it! JACKPOT! Now you can, i dunno, sell them in Russia, or something. good luck taking them back to the store, i have the receipt in my pocket. oh, and good luck wearing them. I am a pretty short dude, and i have to look long and hard to find clothes that fit me.
So thank you, Mystery Pants Thief. I can only assume that you are a truly fashion conscious individual. Thank you for not taking my stereo, but fuck you dude, pants shopping is a major chore for me. So much so that i may do it online from now on. Cheaper, and less chance of larceny.
Oh, god, please put a video of you trying them on up on youtube or something. I could use a good laugh, and the consternation on your face is going to be priceless....
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the fact that you dont like socialism.. it all gets back to you. little by little, you gotta pay.
and that's all i have to say.
that, and, oh, maybe you should stay naked.